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paiktis22
10-06-2005, 19:35:56
It was more interesting than getting a job. (the thread title)

BigGameHunter
10-06-2005, 19:42:08
I don't think I've ever had an uninteresting blowjob.

Gibsie
10-06-2005, 20:31:50
I've had many. Bloody women.

RC's AE
11-06-2005, 00:16:43
Is there such a thing as a bad blowjob?

jsorense
11-06-2005, 01:57:12
Originally posted by RC's AE
Is there such a thing as a bad blowjob? Ask Venom. :cute:

Greg W
11-06-2005, 02:25:17
All depends on whether you realise the difference between a blowjob and a headjob, or think they're basically the same thing. They're actually very, very different, just not many people realise it.

HelloKitty
11-06-2005, 03:51:06
Which one involves testicle clamps and biting?

mr.G
11-06-2005, 08:09:49
Originally posted by jsorense
Ask Venom. :cute: jep sharp teeth and all.

Provost Harrison
11-06-2005, 13:14:20
:salivacard:

Diss
11-06-2005, 18:01:51
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
I don't think I've ever had an uninteresting blowjob.

I've had many. I've found very few women who really know how to blow.

DevilsH@lo
12-06-2005, 01:52:37
Originally posted by RC's AE
Is there such a thing as a bad blowjob?


errrrrrr.........what about when they actually blow :cry: :nervous:

The Norks
12-06-2005, 02:07:04
Originally posted by Diss
I've had many. I've found very few women who really know how to blow.

its not bloody difficult, the problem is most women belive the porn image of women literally bobbing up and down. Which is bollox.

stealth biased
12-06-2005, 06:55:26
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Which one involves testicle clamps and biting?

just ask venom.

Originally posted by The Norks
its not bloody difficult, the problem is most women belive the porn image of women literally bobbing up and down. Which is bollox.

amen. the wife said the most peculiar thing to me the other day. that she couldn't stop thinking about that all goddamned day. i know it's not her most particularly favorite thing to do, but her opinion seems to be changing. for the better, i might add.

Diss
12-06-2005, 08:44:58
Originally posted by The Norks
its not bloody difficult, the problem is most women belive the porn image of women literally bobbing up and down. Which is bollox.

yeah but head bobbing looks cool. :)

Oerdin
12-06-2005, 09:23:39
You're not even married yet and you're refering to her as your wife? God damn if you aren't whipped.

The Norks
12-06-2005, 11:09:45
Originally posted by Diss
yeah but head bobbing looks cool. :)

you must get a huge hard on for nodding dogs then :)

stealth biased
12-06-2005, 17:45:24
Originally posted by Oerdin
You're not even married yet and you're refering to her as your wife? God damn if you aren't whipped.

WIFE: four letters.

FIANCE…: seven letters, and a character i have to hunt down a mapper through google to use properly. basically, i'm lazy, and we all know that's the hallmark of any gay twat.

Greg W
13-06-2005, 05:48:59
Originally posted by The Norks
its not bloody difficult, the problem is most women belive the porn image of women literally bobbing up and down. Which is bollox. A very poignant reminder to me that fuck all people do know the difference, yourself included. ;)

The Norks
13-06-2005, 10:08:00
huh? I don't understand that Gregory. explain?

Kitsuki
13-06-2005, 11:19:42
Originally posted by RC's AE
Is there such a thing as a bad blowjob?

Definitely...

Greg W
13-06-2005, 11:46:50
Originally posted by The Norks
huh? I don't understand that Gregory. explain? If your head is bobbing up and down it ain't a blow, it's head.

The Norks
13-06-2005, 12:08:33
thats just mystified me even more- a blowjob IS head

or have I missed an oral sex meeting?

Diss
13-06-2005, 19:02:08
yeah no one actually blows.

but aren't both demeaning to women?

Gibsie
13-06-2005, 19:48:25
only when done correctly lololol

Venom
13-06-2005, 19:53:12
It's not demeaning. And if it is, I don't care.

Oerdin
13-06-2005, 19:58:14
I good blow job is no more demeaning to women then going down on a woman is demeaning to a man. It's part of a healthy relationship.

Diss
13-06-2005, 20:58:03
it's possible to go down on a woman? You learn something new everyday. :)

Cruddy
13-06-2005, 21:11:20
Try it! You might like it! I do!

Oerdin
13-06-2005, 21:14:49
Originally posted by Kitsuki
Definitely...

Yes, but even if it isn't great you're still getting you dick sucked.

The Norks
13-06-2005, 21:20:10
Originally posted by Diss
yeah no one actually blows.

but aren't both demeaning to women?

its not demeaning unless its being done against her wishes or he wont do it back. Like anyhing else in a relationship, whats good for the goose is good for the gander.

Greg W
14-06-2005, 01:52:03
Originally posted by The Norks
thats just mystified me even more- a blowjob IS head

or have I missed an oral sex meeting? There's a very fundamental difference between a blow job and a head job. The only thing they have in common really is the woman's mouth and the man's old feller. If you want to know more, PM me, I ain't going to go into details here. But very very few people know the difference, and that's helped propogate the myth that they are the same thing, when they are very different.

BigGameHunter
14-06-2005, 02:54:53
Who's have thought the storms of controversy would blow over this topic?

We need a good PH'ing on this one.

Oerdin
14-06-2005, 06:21:36
Could it be that few people know the difference because the difference is artificially constructed and of little value?

MoSe
14-06-2005, 09:52:20
Originally posted by The Norks
its not demeaning unless its being done against her wishes or he wont do it back. Like anyhing else in a relationship, whats good for the goose is good for the gander.

[non-CG mode, i.e. too embarassely and naively serious]
:confused: did we live in the same world, or have I failed to update some module recently?
In my personal experience (admittedly not too wide comparatively) I always enjoyed to give a good lick if only the girl *allowed* me to, whereas only ~20% of my partners gave me head...
True, I never felt right to *ask* for it explicitly (well, at least not before she showed me that she first did it once out of her own initiative...), I think that only if she feels spontaneously inclined for it (for whichever reason she might have) it would be an equally enjoyable experience.
[resume CG-mode]

and what's good for a dead duck then????

Oerdin
14-06-2005, 09:55:55
Don't ask. When you're making out just do it and she'll let you know if she objects but I doubt any chick would.

MoSe
14-06-2005, 10:21:31
maybe I wasn't explicit enough to avoid confusion.

Indeed, I always try to go for a cunnilingus, I never ask. The few who refused weren't actually interested to go beyond some kissing and fondling.

What I wanted to say was:
At the same time, I never ask "would you please suck it?", nor try to forcibly intrude it in her mouth. If she wants she'll go for it and reciprocate spontaneously. Only 20% of the girls I knew did it.

____

THUS, that's why I was puzzled by Norks' comment... which guy wouldn't actually do it back, in real world?????????

mr.G
14-06-2005, 10:23:53
20% from 4 = 0.8 girl

Provost Harrison
14-06-2005, 10:53:17
Originally posted by MoSe
and what's good for a dead duck then????

Orange sauce?

King_Ghidra
14-06-2005, 11:01:05
Originally posted by Greg W
There's a very fundamental difference between a blow job and a head job. The only thing they have in common really is the woman's mouth and the man's old feller. If you want to know more, PM me, I ain't going to go into details here. But very very few people know the difference, and that's helped propogate the myth that they are the same thing, when they are very different.

cock + mouth

anything else is just a matter of style

you might as well say that doing it doggy style is a different sex act to doing it missionary. sure they might hit different spots or one might work better for people than another, but hell it's still a fuck anyway you slice it

The Norks
14-06-2005, 13:24:01
Originally posted by Oerdin
Could it be that few people know the difference because the difference is artificially constructed and of little value?

:lol:

I quite agree. maybe its a secret sex cult Greg has been initiated into that the rest of us don't know about :)

The Norks
14-06-2005, 13:27:45
Originally posted by MoSe
maybe I wasn't explicit enough to avoid confusion.

Indeed, I always try to go for a cunnilingus, I never ask. The few who refused weren't actually interested to go beyond some kissing and fondling.

What I wanted to say was:
At the same time, I never ask "would you please suck it?", nor try to forcibly intrude it in her mouth. If she wants she'll go for it and reciprocate spontaneously. Only 20% of the girls I knew did it.

____

THUS, that's why I was puzzled by Norks' comment... which guy wouldn't actually do it back, in real world?????????


A lot of men refuse within the African-American community *apparently*. There are many misogynist rap songs documenting this sorry fact, although that was in the 90's. Don't ask me to name any. You'll always meet people who don't like particular sex acts within any community tho. Anyway it was just a general point that I was making, ie its only demeaning if the terms are not equal.

The Norks
14-06-2005, 13:30:43
Originally posted by Oerdin
Don't ask. When you're making out just do it and she'll let you know if she objects but I doubt any chick would.

I'm not that keen on it tbh. Its a bit like the sorbet course in a four course meal- its quite nice, it bides some time, but essentially you just want them to BRING OUT THE PORK.

Tizzy
14-06-2005, 13:31:50
:lol:

Nills Lagerbaak
14-06-2005, 13:53:26
Originally posted by The Norks
A lot of men refuse within the African-American community *apparently*. There are many misogynist rap songs documenting this sorry fact, although that was in the 90's. Don't ask me to name any. You'll always meet people who don't like particular sex acts within any community tho. Anyway it was just a general point that I was making, ie its only demeaning if the terms are not equal.

"I may be a woman beater, but I'm not a pussy eater and when the shit hits the fan it's out of my mouth. You don't like what I'm talking about? Well all of you can just suck my dick!"

EAsy-e.

Funko
14-06-2005, 14:03:57
What's misogynistic about that?

Venom
14-06-2005, 14:09:35
I miss Eazy.

Greg W
14-06-2005, 14:10:09
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
cock + mouth

anything else is just a matter of style:rolleyes:

If you want an explanation, PM me. If you beliueve the above then you honestly have no idea. And I don't mean to try and insult you, I'm just telling you.

It's like implying there's no difference between oral sex and vaginal sex. They both involve the cock, so the differences can only be a matter of style, right? Sorry, not correct.Originally posted by Oerdin
Could it be that few people know the difference because the difference is artificially constructed and of little value?No, it is a very fundamental difference, and not at all minor, unimportant nor insignificant. I have no idea how it got lost in the ether, but there's a huge difference.

Lurker the Second
14-06-2005, 14:11:49
What, do you have a Ph.D in dick sucking or something?

MoSe
14-06-2005, 14:16:42
to get that you also have to pass the "give" part
although you'd think its simple b/c all the tests are oral only

Venom
14-06-2005, 14:18:50
Yes, I think Greg should be forced to share all his knowledge to the board. None of this PM shit.

Funko
14-06-2005, 14:20:16
Or if someone gets a PM can they copy it to the board?

Tizzy
14-06-2005, 14:25:54
It's really not worth the effort involved in copying it

Lurker the Second
14-06-2005, 14:28:06
I can just visualize the scene: "Goddammit, woman, I asked for head and you're giving me a fucking blowjob? What's your problem?"

mr.G
14-06-2005, 14:28:39
:lol:

Greg W
14-06-2005, 14:29:02
:lol:

Well, Tizzy explained to me that the terms are supposedly interchangeable there. Though I have never heard of what I term a "blowjob" happening during a "headjob".

Funko
14-06-2005, 14:29:52
http://www.mirafiori.com/~courtney/124/headjob.html

:confused:

Nills Lagerbaak
14-06-2005, 14:31:28
Is that work safe?

Greg W
14-06-2005, 14:31:44
Actually, slight clarification. She explained that blowjob and headjob are interchangeable, but that there's no specific term she's aware of for what I called a blowjob.

Which goes back to what I said, that common useage has made them indistinguishable, when in fact there used to be a real difference.

Lurker the Second
14-06-2005, 14:31:52
Definitely not.

Funko
14-06-2005, 14:32:29
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Is that work safe?

Yep.

Greg W
14-06-2005, 14:32:31
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
Is that work safe? Yep. :)

Funko
14-06-2005, 14:33:28
That link could win the award for the greatest disappointment in content compared to what you were expecting from the URL.

Greg W
14-06-2005, 14:34:54
I reckon. :)

MoSe
14-06-2005, 14:36:10
Originally posted by Greg W
when in fact there used to be a real difference.

"used to"?
then there's now no difference in practice neither, not just in names, anymore?

Venom
14-06-2005, 14:37:14
God damn modern times ruining everything.

MoSe
14-06-2005, 14:37:48
Originally posted by Funko
That link could win the award for the greatest disappointment in content compared to what you were expecting from the URL.

I found that passage enticing enough:coat the now exposed "cylinder" walls and "cylinder" with heavy greaseand the whole paragraph

Nills Lagerbaak
14-06-2005, 14:39:19
If someone's brave enough (i.e. not at work) there must be some kind of dick-tionary of porn out there.

Tizzy
14-06-2005, 14:40:35
Originally posted by MoSe
"used to"?
then there's now no difference in practice neither, not just in names, anymore?

Basically Greg was talking about 2 seperate acts.
What he called a blowjob (exactly what it says) doesn't have a specific term these days as far as I know (I aint Googling that at work!).
What he called a headjob is what we all call a blowjob/head/etc.

And I'm still not sure why he couldn't post the explanation for everyone to see :)

Greg W
14-06-2005, 14:41:12
Originally posted by MoSe
"used to"?
then there's now no difference in practice neither, not just in names, anymore? Well, common useage now defines a headjob and a blowjob as the same thing, and there's no term for what a blowjob used to be called.

Call that what you will...

MoSe
14-06-2005, 14:42:29
the lost language of cranes....

Greg W
14-06-2005, 14:42:32
Originally posted by Tizzy
And I'm still not sure why he couldn't post the explanation for everyone to see :) I just thought it was a bit specific to be posted on a forum that anyone (including minors) could read. If you think there's no problem with it, post the explanation then. :cute:

Nills Lagerbaak
14-06-2005, 14:50:35
Just use grown up words that only an adult would understand.

Obviously if you say, the man drinks white pee pee from the womans poo poo, you might offend a youngster

mr.G
14-06-2005, 14:51:59
yaaaak Nills, go wash your mouth

The Norks
14-06-2005, 14:59:44
ok Greg says a blowjob is blowing air down the hole

whereas head is what the rest of normal Western civilisation that don't want internal injuries are referring to :)

Venom
14-06-2005, 15:01:16
We've learned today, that when it comes to sucking dick, Greg is just an old fashioned gentleman.

Greg W
14-06-2005, 15:01:21
Fine then.

Have a girl, or man if that's your thing, blow air into your urethral opening. It's extremely intense, and once you've experienced it, you'll never view the two the same again.

Greg W
14-06-2005, 15:02:24
Originally posted by The Norks
ok Greg says a blowjob is blowing air down the hole

whereas head is what the rest of normal Western civilisation that don't want internal injuries are referring to :) :lol:

MoSe
14-06-2005, 15:29:00
Hmm.... that could prevent the need for prostatic surgery after a certain age....

Diss
14-06-2005, 20:01:12
I have never heard of blowing air into that in my life. I have heard that women can actually hum when giving head. hence the term hummer.

we haven't even discussed the ramifications of the differences between hummer, blowjob, and giving head.

protein
14-06-2005, 20:13:10
So you could potentially make a fart noise with your wang? :lol:

I think I might leave that for other people to do.

Hummers too. I defy anyone to attempt a hummer or attempt to have a hummer without collapsing in fits of giggles.

The Norks
14-06-2005, 22:44:29
its quite good if you do it with fizzy mineral water in your mouth, you just dont want to see what gets spat out after

Greg W
14-06-2005, 23:53:37
Believe you me, it's a fucking great feeling, all you guys need to try it at least once. You won't believe me until you try it though, but it's more intense than anything I have ever experienced.

The Norks
15-06-2005, 00:00:31
its actually very dangerous you crazy oz bastard :D

protein
15-06-2005, 00:11:41
I heard it was dangerous and very painful. Interesting that now there's someone telling me it's amazing.

"Darling, do you mind blowing down my willy for a moment, this guy on the internet told me it's nice..."

HelloKitty
15-06-2005, 02:26:01
Test it for yourself. Get a long rubber tube, jam it down in there and blow through the other end.

MOBIUS
15-06-2005, 03:02:00
Awesome thread!

I love CG:beer:

HelloKitty
15-06-2005, 03:54:36
Do you love cathederization?

BigGameHunter
15-06-2005, 05:13:02
Who needs a tube?

Cruddy
15-06-2005, 05:59:11
Originally posted by Greg W
Believe you me, it's a fucking great feeling, all you guys need to try it at least once. You won't believe me until you try it though, but it's more intense than anything I have ever experienced.

Hmm... no thanks, I really don't fancy finding out the hard way you've been winding us up.

MoSe
15-06-2005, 11:08:46
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
Who needs a tube?
Londoners everyday?

mr.G
15-06-2005, 11:09:31
if the wawawawankers are not on strike

Tizzy
15-06-2005, 11:47:08
Or delayed, or cancelled, or overcrowded

Kitsuki
15-06-2005, 12:00:03
Originally posted by The Norks
its actually very dangerous you crazy oz bastard :D

I must be overly innocent, but why would it be dangerous...? :(

MoSe
15-06-2005, 12:01:45
you'd float in the air upside down
you'd get emboly

Tizzy
15-06-2005, 12:04:33
Worse, this (http://www.counterglow.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=29242&postid=721775) might happen :eek:

Venom
15-06-2005, 13:04:06
And here I thought that hooker was just giving CPR to the wrong head.

Greg W
15-06-2005, 14:20:48
Originally posted by The Norks
its actually very dangerous you crazy oz bastard :D Why on earth is it very dangerous? Yes, sticking anything down there isn't good, but this is air we're talking about here.

self biased
15-06-2005, 16:53:31
you're not serious, are you greg? it's the same principle of injecting air into the bloodstream, you prat.

Venom
15-06-2005, 17:08:21
Greg just got (or gave) a bad blowjob once and, as he lay in his hospital bed recovering from an embolis, invented this new act to make himself feel better.

mr.G
15-06-2005, 17:15:33
yaaaaay and he pokes dolls

The Norks
15-06-2005, 17:18:06
:lol: best post ever

I'm so glad I started this thread :D

are any of the rest of you fuuckers gonna tell us your bad stuff?

Funko
15-06-2005, 17:21:42
Was that posted in the wrong thread? :hmm:

mr.G
15-06-2005, 17:26:40
:lol:

paiktis22
15-06-2005, 17:39:26
Originally posted by The Norks
I'm so glad I started this thread :D


Women can't stop fantacising about me

Oerdin
15-06-2005, 17:43:35
Is that your fantasy?

MOBIUS
15-06-2005, 19:09:23
Well it's the only chance he's gonna get...;)

The Norks
15-06-2005, 19:16:28
Originally posted by Funko
Was that posted in the wrong thread? :hmm:

oh yes! weirdos magnificos!

Greg W
16-06-2005, 01:31:39
Originally posted by self biased
you're not serious, are you greg? it's the same principle of injecting air into the bloodstream, you prat. I don't mean blow it up like a freaken baloon. Maybe I should have been more specific.

The Norks
16-06-2005, 06:57:56
its ok, you're australian, we understand ;-)

self biased
16-06-2005, 07:05:14
because everything is backwards in oz?