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Funko
10-06-2005, 15:30:04
At this years Webby Awards (www.webbyawards.com) the winners had to make a five word acceptance speech.

Apparently Al Gore's was "please don't recount the vote" and the BBC editor's (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4080206.stm[/url) was "Don't stop spreading the news" - submitted by a BBC online viewer.

So...

If The Management was accepting a Webby for Counterglow, what should their 5 word speech be?

mr.G
10-06-2005, 15:32:45
Hey you,
Doooooooooooooooooooo
di
Doooooooooooooooooooo

Funko
10-06-2005, 15:35:32
1. You Are All Gay Twats

2. Hi, I'm Keith, Thank You

Tizzy
10-06-2005, 15:36:08
Own goal

"U R all gay twats"

Obviously

Funko
10-06-2005, 15:37:33
"Stick this in the glossary."

Lurker the Second
10-06-2005, 15:40:13
"You people must be nuts."

mr.G
10-06-2005, 15:40:41
he
he
he
he
he

mr.G
10-06-2005, 15:41:27
most serious left wing evah

Tizzy
10-06-2005, 15:42:23
"Step away from the keyboard"

Funko
10-06-2005, 15:42:55
"This one is for Apolyton"

mr.G
10-06-2005, 15:44:20
without poly my live is................................................ ......................

Nills Lagerbaak
10-06-2005, 15:46:25
Kramer vs Kamer vs Kramer

Japher
10-06-2005, 15:47:01
"Show me your norks! Please."

Tizzy
10-06-2005, 15:49:11
"We met on the internet"

Funko
10-06-2005, 15:50:08
This is all Bossman's fault

mr.G
10-06-2005, 15:52:37
:lol: @ tizzy

mr.G
10-06-2005, 15:53:48
:lol:
:lol:
:lol:
:lol:

:lol:

protein
10-06-2005, 15:53:53
what's this thread about again?

Japher
10-06-2005, 15:55:24
Look in the Secret Forum.

Lurker the Second
10-06-2005, 16:17:12
Tizzy


"We met on the internet"


Funko



This is all Bossman's fault

:hmm:

mr.G
10-06-2005, 16:18:38
lurker knows

Tizzy
10-06-2005, 16:21:45
Actually we determined yesterday it's Venom's fault but that's beside the point.

Funko
10-06-2005, 16:22:56
That's more than five words

Lurker the Second
10-06-2005, 16:24:02
Most things reallly are Venom's fault, the Bossman legend notwithstanding.

Tizzy
10-06-2005, 16:24:08
That was a direct reply.

It wasn't an acceptance speech.

Are you asking for trouble?

Funko
10-06-2005, 16:25:40
As if I'd do that.

Tizzy
10-06-2005, 16:26:08
We all know you would

Japher
10-06-2005, 16:27:53
"Nice award, will it hurt?"

fp
10-06-2005, 16:30:20
Darkstar could never write one.

Japher
10-06-2005, 16:30:44
Remember that song "This song is just six words long"? Did he know it was actually 7 words long?

Japher
10-06-2005, 16:31:14
DS would have an anerism

Funko
10-06-2005, 16:32:15
Originally posted by Japher
Remember that song "This song is just six words long"? Did he know it was actually 7 words long?

It was probably a joke

Tizzy
10-06-2005, 16:33:13
Jokes, by definition, are funny

Japher
10-06-2005, 16:33:18
Weird Al does not joke!

Funko
10-06-2005, 16:33:55
Er... this is me remember?

Tizzy
10-06-2005, 16:35:52
Repeated often, might sink in

(Turning into Yoda I am)

protein
10-06-2005, 16:37:57
one hundred nill fuck tard

Funko
10-06-2005, 16:39:28
You risk your ding ding.

Lurker the Second
10-06-2005, 16:49:23
This thread should be resurrected on "talk like a pirate" day.

mr.G
10-06-2005, 17:15:08
is that the day after nonhotdogday?

fp
10-06-2005, 18:03:38
You're posting too many words.

Japher
10-06-2005, 18:12:24
Wourd count Nazi!

fp
10-06-2005, 18:27:24
What? No soup for you!

jsorense
10-06-2005, 20:10:29
"Don't give up the ship."
Captain Lawrence, June 1, 1813
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/James_Lawrence
http://www.maritime-scotland.com/shannon.html

Funko
12-06-2005, 11:43:02
How the hell'd we win?

fp
12-06-2005, 14:43:52
Venom could kill everyone else.

DevilsH@lo
12-06-2005, 14:52:08
Don't give a flying fuck!

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-06-2005, 14:55:07
"I fear for the children"

Cruddy
12-06-2005, 15:49:23
"I'm not the real winner".

Koshko
12-06-2005, 19:57:01
Erotic Zombie Pirate Ninja Pants

Funko
13-06-2005, 09:17:03
On to the next page!

mr.G
13-06-2005, 10:31:16
:lol:

MoSe
13-06-2005, 11:24:52
thats for you shortpaged twats