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Venom
09-06-2005, 15:13:45
Until Monday at least. Have to go get wasted at a wedding this weekend.

Funko
09-06-2005, 15:14:11
Have fun with your date.

mr.G
09-06-2005, 15:14:40
date?

pics please

Venom
09-06-2005, 15:17:34
Originally posted by Funko
Have fun with your date.

Oh...damn you. You fucking cock sucking, jizz jar.

Funko
09-06-2005, 15:19:13
Oooh, use that line on her.

Lurker the Second
09-06-2005, 15:19:57
Best. Thread. Ever.

zmama
09-06-2005, 15:22:23
Which city's newspapers should we be checking for carnage reports?

Funko
09-06-2005, 15:23:08
How insulting. As if he wouldn't make the nationals.

Tizzy
09-06-2005, 15:25:07
Ooh, Venom's got a date, Venom's got a date

Funko
09-06-2005, 15:25:45
He hasn't really.

Japher
09-06-2005, 15:28:02
You don't wanna take a date to a wedding anyway

that is were you can meet desperate chicks!

unless they're family... though Venom might not care

Venom
09-06-2005, 15:34:18
This thread would be 50 times better if everyone knew what was really going on.

mr.G
09-06-2005, 15:38:59
so tell us Venompje

Venom
09-06-2005, 15:45:40
Nah, it's better to leave people guessin.

Tizzy
09-06-2005, 15:46:32
Ooh, an air of mystery, your date will like that.

mr.G
09-06-2005, 15:47:44
Is it Asher and is he/she mad.

Venom
09-06-2005, 15:54:37
Originally posted by Tizzy
Ooh, an air of mystery, your date will like that.

Ask your fuck buddy. He'll tell you.

King_Ghidra
09-06-2005, 16:10:20
So many secrets. First the secret about the stripper spending binge and now this. Why has venom imposed a media blackout?

Japher
09-06-2005, 16:15:32
He's going to a gay wedding.

Venom
09-06-2005, 16:17:40
Because I love to see stuff like that get posted.

Funko
09-06-2005, 16:20:36
Originally posted by Venom
This thread would be 50 times better if everyone knew what was really going on.

Nah, I agree with Venom that it's better to keep people guessin'.

Tizzy
09-06-2005, 16:21:44
Except no-one's actually guessing

Japher
09-06-2005, 16:23:48
Venom's going to a gay wedding in which he is one of the grooms...

protein
09-06-2005, 16:30:26
Venom is grooming a boy to be his date at a straight wedding?

protein
09-06-2005, 16:31:04
A groom is grooming a horse to be venom's bride at a marriage betwixt man and beast.

protein
09-06-2005, 16:31:32
Venom is best man at a wedding and he fucked the bride.

protein
09-06-2005, 16:31:54
venom's parents are finally getting married.

protein
09-06-2005, 16:32:17
venom is the vicar at a satanic marriage ritual.

protein
09-06-2005, 16:32:38
venom is organising a lan party wedding.

Japher
09-06-2005, 16:36:44
Venom is a liar, as who in their right mind would invite Venom to a wedding?

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 16:37:58
Venom is going to crash a wedding between two gay giraffes so he can profess his undying love to the one he had a one night stand with, thus ruining the wedding and eloping with the giraffe he loves - oh and he's brought a cluster bomb for 'confetti' as well as an M-60 GPMG and 10,000 rounds of ammo...

protein
09-06-2005, 16:50:33
venom is going to read a poem about pussy.

Tizzy
09-06-2005, 16:54:39
:lol:

Venom
09-06-2005, 17:42:44
All very good guesses, and potentially true.

MDA
09-06-2005, 18:05:16
Dress up as Venom Ice for it. I dare you.

Japher
09-06-2005, 18:11:42
You mean dress down?

Chris
09-06-2005, 21:17:51
Lice lice baby..

Japher
09-06-2005, 21:25:50
Man, the lyrics are so bad I had to do very little to Venomize it.


Lice lice baby (x2)
All right stop ejaculate and glisten
lice is back with my brand new condition
Something grabs a hold of it tightly
Flows like a tampon daily and nightly
Will it ever stop yo I don't know
Turn off the lights and I'll glow
To the extreme I rock a dick like a vandal
Light up with rage and wax my legs like a candle
Trance go crush on the lurker that looms
I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom
Deadly when I play a dopes melody
Anything less than the rest is a felony
Love it or be it I just gained some weight
You better hit bull's eye the kids wanna "play"
If there was a problem yo I'll laugh at it
Check out the hook while my gay lover taps it

Chris
09-06-2005, 21:28:06
You have waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay to much free time.

Japher
09-06-2005, 21:28:46
tell me about it

I have about 2 hours work total to do today... I start in 30 minutes.

jsorense
10-06-2005, 03:43:27
Originally posted by Venom
Oh...damn you. You fucking cock sucking, jizz jar.
Venom, don't go away mad, just go away!

Venom
13-06-2005, 14:18:32
I'm back.

Funko
13-06-2005, 14:19:43
How was the date?

Lurker the Second
13-06-2005, 14:19:59
:beer:

mr.G
13-06-2005, 14:20:08
well, how was it, did you catch the flowers?

Venom
13-06-2005, 14:25:34
Date was inconsequential. As it should have been. No good looking single women there.

The flowers and garter were a pre-set up event which took a turn for hilarity when the girl who caught the flowers wasn't wearing underwear.

mr.G
13-06-2005, 14:27:26
:lol:
need more data

Venom
13-06-2005, 14:28:37
What more data do you need? Shaved, racing stripe, bush?

mr.G
13-06-2005, 14:31:23
like the girl catch the flowers.......lays them on the floor before her........and then shows you all by taking of her dress that she wasn't wearing underwear?

Funko
13-06-2005, 14:32:13
Yeah, I'm missing the link between catching the flowers and you getting to see her knickers. :confused:

Funko
13-06-2005, 14:32:51
non-knickers that is.

mr.G
13-06-2005, 14:35:02
non-knickers is a nice word for cunt i will say.

Lurker the Second
13-06-2005, 14:35:53
At some weddings, it is traditional for the man who catches the garter to put in on the girl's leg who catches the flowers. The higher up he puts it, supposedly the happier the married couple will be.

Funko
13-06-2005, 14:37:52
They throw a garter?

Anyway :lol:

That explains it. :lol:

Venom
13-06-2005, 14:40:33
Ahhh, you guys must not have that "tradition".

Girl catches flowers. Guy catches garter. Guy puts garter on girl who caught flowers. Many are put into state of shock.

Lurker the Second
13-06-2005, 14:42:33
So back to more important things: shaved, racing stripe, bush?

Venom
13-06-2005, 14:44:40
Bushy, but not out of control.

mr.G
13-06-2005, 15:32:57
with a nice welcome shaved into the mat?

Venom
13-06-2005, 15:55:43
An arrow.

mr.G
13-06-2005, 16:08:24
up?

Venom
13-06-2005, 16:12:43
upsidedown.

Tizzy
13-06-2005, 16:17:30
Upside your head

mr.G
13-06-2005, 16:35:40
:lol:

pics i need pics, I bet it went that way.

Lurker the Second
13-06-2005, 16:37:03
I bet it didn't.

Drekkus
13-06-2005, 17:13:27
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
At some weddings, it is traditional for the man who catches the garter to put in on the girl's leg who catches the flowers. The higher up he puts it, supposedly the happier the married couple will be. You just made that up right? I guess the higher up, the happier the bloke will be.

mr.G
13-06-2005, 17:23:33
edit

Drekkus
13-06-2005, 17:48:53
why the edit?

mr.G
13-06-2005, 18:29:41
piaff

Venom
13-06-2005, 19:12:48
Originally posted by Drekkus
You just made that up right? I guess the higher up, the happier the bloke will be.

No, he did not just make that up.

Lurker the Second
13-06-2005, 19:39:20
I didn't?

Chris
13-06-2005, 19:43:03
You should have.

Oerdin
13-06-2005, 19:44:09
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
At some weddings, it is traditional for the man who catches the garter to put in on the girl's leg who catches the flowers. The higher up he puts it, supposedly the happier the married couple will be.

Now that's my kind of tradition. ;)

Lurker the Second
13-06-2005, 19:48:15
Originally posted by Chris
You should have.

But I couldn't, as doing so would require a creative bone.

Chris
13-06-2005, 19:51:51
That just sounds so wrong.

Lurker the Second
13-06-2005, 20:01:55
:lol:

Cruddy
13-06-2005, 20:05:10
Venom, I didn't even notice you'd gone.

Welcome back. And best wishes to the giraffe.