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MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 14:47:39
Man, I went to the gym the other day and all I could manage was half a mile on the running machine...:o

And my jeans are getting tight around the crotch, any ideas?

Funko
09-06-2005, 14:48:21
Penis reduction surgery?

Lurker the Second
09-06-2005, 14:48:51
Just wank.

protein
09-06-2005, 14:49:23
Try to eat less and do more. Consistantly for a few weeks.

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 14:50:32
So to summarise, more wanking and no food then?

Funko
09-06-2005, 14:51:03
Just buy bigger clothes you fat bastard.

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 14:53:32
Actually the jeans I'm wearing are called 'Phat Bastard':D

paiktis22
09-06-2005, 14:57:45
my gym day will remain unforgetable. i asked that gym girl to show me how to operate the machinery and i just stood there and watched and watched.... i particularly loved that training machine where the legs open horizontally? must be very good

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 15:02:56
If there's one type of voyeurism I particularly enjoying it's women working out in the gym...:D

Funko
09-06-2005, 15:03:54
Wonder why gyms have woman only days.

paiktis22
09-06-2005, 15:04:29
segregation.... unconstitutional!

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 15:04:36
I'm very discreet...:cute:

paiktis22
09-06-2005, 15:05:27
I wasn't because the point was to actually watch and learn :D I didn't go back of course. I think I got all I could get :D

Venom
09-06-2005, 15:07:47
You must eat more food to push the fat out.

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 15:11:42
Take after you?

Venom
09-06-2005, 15:16:08
It's worked wonders for my complexion.

Oerdin
09-06-2005, 17:02:32
I'm experiencing the same problem. I've stopped drinking for the time being an I've been doing a two mile jog 4 days per week. That should do the trick.

MoSe
09-06-2005, 17:13:06
Originally posted by MOBIUS
And my jeans are getting tight around the crotch, any ideas?
try leather chaps