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Debaser
09-06-2005, 13:14:53
*does the "never made a poll before" dance*

mr.G
09-06-2005, 13:16:56
*doing the "heil monkey heil monkey" move*

Funko
09-06-2005, 13:17:42
Uncle Gerbick.

mr.G
09-06-2005, 13:21:23
Dr Octagon

King_Ghidra
09-06-2005, 13:21:32
I would have been completely dead if it hadn't been for the shark man

King_Ghidra
09-06-2005, 13:22:29
(No surprise to find Mr.G is a fellow Dr. Octagon fan :lol: )

mr.G
09-06-2005, 13:25:20
high 5

zmama
09-06-2005, 13:32:29
Well for the purpose I have in mind

man :D

Venom
09-06-2005, 13:32:42
Man always wins because we will go to any length to smite our enemies.

King_Ghidra
09-06-2005, 13:35:27
what and sharks are prone to half-measures? come on, give the shark its due, it's a persistent motherfucker

Funko
09-06-2005, 13:36:23
A shark can break a mans arm with one flick of it's wing.

mr.G
09-06-2005, 13:39:44
Alsiegator because that's why

Funko
09-06-2005, 13:40:04
She can probably break a man too. :hmm:

MoSe
09-06-2005, 13:40:50
but if you manage to punch it in the nose it won't bother you again

Funko
09-06-2005, 13:42:01
You want to punch Bells in the nose? Not very nice.

MoSe
09-06-2005, 13:42:40
"Half shark, alligator, half man combo"

:hmm:
½+1+½=2

:scratches ½ head:

mr.G
09-06-2005, 13:42:53
I always punch it in the Mose, twice

and later on i will kick a seagull just to hear that jolly sound

Funko
09-06-2005, 13:44:05
Originally posted by MoSe
"Half shark, alligator, half man combo"

:hmm:
½+1+½=2

:scratches ½ head:

Half-shark, half-man, skin like alligator.
Carrying a dead walrus. check it

Venom
09-06-2005, 13:46:06
Man would boil the seas to kill sharks if the need arose. We don't mind spiting ourselves if we've got something to kill (hence people who blow themselves up).

Show me a shark willing to learn how to hold it's breath, walk on land, and carry a laser gun (possibly on it's head) and then I'll give it some consideration.

Funko
09-06-2005, 13:48:13
It takes a supreme feat of strength to swim through. The water plows while dragging two hundred and Fifty pounds on your back... the crocodile’s teeth are designed to seize and hold, not to cut through skin.

During all the hours the somber lay in the water, but are unable to penetrate the deer’s tough hide. The crocodiles make a few token objections; but in the end, give up the struggle.

King_Ghidra
09-06-2005, 13:48:23
i think if humans could demonstrate the effectiveness of the laser gun to the wider shark community, there would be significant take-up

King_Ghidra
09-06-2005, 13:49:27
Originally posted by MoSe
"Half shark, alligator, half man combo"

:hmm:
½+1+½=2

:scratches ½ head:

welcome to a place where your feeble logic HAS NO MEANING

Funko
09-06-2005, 13:49:51
A shark could bash in your head with ten full cans of campbell’s soup

mr.G
09-06-2005, 13:50:44
and Andy Warholla in his ass just for fun

Venom
09-06-2005, 13:50:55
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
i think if humans could demonstrate the effectiveness of the laser gun to the wider shark community, there would be significant take-up

Oh they'll get a good look at it as we zap them into extinction in the great Dolphin War of 2103.

Funko
09-06-2005, 13:51:02
I explained that -

He's half man, half shark-alligator

The shark half has the skin of an alligator. It makes perfect sense.

Hence - Half shark alligator, half man. Half man half shark.

Tizzy
09-06-2005, 14:12:59
Originally posted by Funko
A shark could bash in your head with ten full cans of campbell’s soup

I could manage with one

Funko
09-06-2005, 14:13:40
We're only comparing sharks alligators and men, not women. :rolleyes:

mr.G
09-06-2005, 14:15:53
yaaaaay never ever compare a woman with anything.

Venom
09-06-2005, 14:23:02
Because she'll invariably think you're calling her fat or ugly. Or both.

Lurker the Second
09-06-2005, 14:27:34
Sharks and crocodiles don't know how to use remote controls, so they lose.

Funko
09-06-2005, 14:28:55
They know how to use them, you just have to make the buttons big enough.

Lurker the Second
09-06-2005, 14:30:15
THEY DON'T KNOW HOW TO USE THEM, I TELL YA. And they also don't know how to program the VCR anyway.

Funko
09-06-2005, 14:30:49
You don't know that either.

Venom
09-06-2005, 14:30:59
The IR on the remote wouldn't work worth a shit underwater.

Lurker the Second
09-06-2005, 14:32:14
Originally posted by Funko
You don't know that either.

Ok, hotshot, have you ever seen an shark or a crocodile properly using a remote control? It's not like they have hands to turn the pages on the instruction manual. Sheesh.

Venom
09-06-2005, 14:33:30
Crocs do have hands. And even fingers.

mr.G
09-06-2005, 14:35:41
they can wank

Lurker the Second
09-06-2005, 14:37:19
All God's creatures can wank.

mr.G
09-06-2005, 14:38:11
a wanking cobra

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 14:38:23
What do you do when you see a herd of elephants coming over the hill?










































Swim for it!:eek:

Lurker the Second
09-06-2005, 14:39:27
Originally posted by mr.G
a wanking cobra

Cobras are very creative.

mr.G
09-06-2005, 14:40:00
like architects?

Lurker the Second
09-06-2005, 14:40:44
Yes, there are several well known parking garages throughout the world designed by cobras. FACT!

mr.G
09-06-2005, 14:41:50
am i a cobra?

Lurker the Second
09-06-2005, 14:42:36
You are worse. You are dutch.

mr.G
09-06-2005, 14:43:42
COpenhagen BRuxelles Amsterdam

bastard