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Funkodrom
04-04-2002, 08:48:26
We need one. We used to have the questionnaires at ACOL, be nice to have something similar but different for CounterGlow. What do you think?

Suggest stuff! Best suggestion wins a :beer: smiley.

Noisy
04-04-2002, 08:51:52
Quite simple - registration is contingent upon submission of a news item or an article for the front page!

Funkodrom
04-04-2002, 08:52:51
Good idea, slightly less lighthearted than I was expecting but still good. :D

Drekkus
04-04-2002, 08:56:49
As long as I am no longer considered a new poster, I would suggest a picture of the new posters arse should be put up, so others can photoshop stuff up their arse. The best picture should stay as avatar for a month.

As long as I am considered a new poster, a questionnare where the trickiest question will be: what's your favorite colour, will be the best idea.

Funkodrom
04-04-2002, 08:58:54
:lol:

Tizzy
04-04-2002, 09:01:43
Originally posted by MikeH
We need one. We used to have the questionnaires at ACOL, be nice to have something similar but different for CounterGlow. What do you think?

I think I'm glad I'm not a new poster :D

Resource Consumer
04-04-2002, 09:07:46
I think they have to agree to use the Reynolds avatar for a week.

Vincent Fandango
04-04-2002, 09:09:25
Pictures of the arse might be embarrasing but seen to be somewhat generic. I'd like to see pictures of the family, especially of the parents. That is cruel (as YOU-YES-YOU may imagine).

New posters: All posters that registeres after Oct. 2001

Vincent Fandango
04-04-2002, 09:10:34
Originally posted by Resource Consumer
I think they have to agree to use the Reynolds avatar for a week. Yeah, the picture of Reynold's hairy arse you had as avatar!

Alexander's Horse
04-04-2002, 09:17:23
How about make them have conversation with Venom with certain consequences, I don't know what, depending on the outcome?

Vincent Fandango
04-04-2002, 09:18:41
Venom isn't what he used to be.

Drekkus
04-04-2002, 10:06:45
Venom's succes has spoiled him. Oh back in the day, when .. eh...:hmm:

Vincent Fandango
04-04-2002, 10:08:39
He has even a girlie fanclub now. Those were the days when evryone hated him. he's cute these days

Beta1
04-04-2002, 10:23:49
Could we have "property of counterglow" branded across their forehead?

Maybe they should be given MikeH's password and have to post as him for a week first?

You know like walking a mile in his moccasin's

Drekkus
04-04-2002, 10:34:32
Originally posted by Vincent Fandango
New posters: All posters that registeres after Oct. 2001

But that would leave out...that would mean...it, it's...I'm confuuzed. :bounce:

Beta, it's a mission impossible to post like Mike.

Vincent Fandango
04-04-2002, 10:35:43
Originally posted by Beta1

You know like walking a mile in his moccasin's rather like running 1000 miles with stinking boots

Noisy
04-04-2002, 12:01:20
Originally posted by MikeH
Good idea, slightly less lighthearted than I was expecting but still good. :D

Hmmm. Expecting something lighthearted from me? Dream on - I am in serious mode at the moment.

That or seriously cracked.

Venom
04-04-2002, 12:57:54
I can't control others reactions to me. All I can do is hate them and dream of killing them.

Lurker
04-04-2002, 14:00:28
Originally posted by Venom
I can't control others reactions to me. All I can do is hate them and dream of killing them.

Further proof that Venom is just a shell of his former self. The old Venom would have said "all I can do is hate them and kill them." So sad...... :(

Venom
04-04-2002, 14:01:29
Just because I dream of killing them doesn't mean I don't kill them.

Vincent Fandango
04-04-2002, 14:04:34
One day he'll say "All I can do is having a cozy feeling that is somewhat related to hate and fantasize of a dream of a moderatly bad thing happening with a small amount of harm"

Venom
04-04-2002, 14:05:35
Perhaps. But I'll probably be dead before then.

Chris
04-04-2002, 14:05:42
New member should have to provide new free porn links.

Lurker
04-04-2002, 14:06:59
Originally posted by Vincent Fandango
One day he'll say "All I can do is having a cozy feeling that is somewhat related to hate and fantasize of a dream of a moderatly bad thing happening with a small amount of harm"

And he'll probably say it in German.

Vincent Fandango
04-04-2002, 14:07:37
sing it in german with a voice like Enrique Iglesias

Venom
04-04-2002, 14:07:49
Now that's an insult. You fucking worthless piece of shit.

Vincent Fandango
04-04-2002, 14:09:51
Nice crossposting! What's so bad about Chris' idea?

Lurker
04-04-2002, 14:12:18
Originally posted by Vincent Fandango
Nice crossposting! What's so bad about Chris' idea?

Nothing. We just assume that since it's obviously the right answer there's no further need to discuss it.

Chris
04-04-2002, 14:14:52
Hmm, my name and "right idea" don't seem to go together. :hmm:

Ming the Merciless
04-04-2002, 14:16:49
Originally posted by Chris
Hmm, my name and "right idea" don't seem to go together. :hmm:

Isn't that the truth... :smoke:

Chris
04-04-2002, 14:21:40
Ah, appoval form the expert on being wrong.

Resource Consumer
04-04-2002, 14:26:02
Originally posted by Chris
New member should have to provide new free porn links.

And then we can ban them for violating the hosting conditions

A great way to keep this place exclusive:D

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 17:50:55
A publicly filled out user profile

Name
Location
Sexual Preference
Poly veteran
Poly wannabe
ACOL exile
FFZ flotsam
Flamability High-medium-low

etc. etc. etc.

Sean
04-04-2002, 17:56:46
They should have to make 100 posts in the Fiction forum before being allowed out.

Venom
04-04-2002, 18:04:30
Originally posted by Sean
They should have to make 100 posts in the Fiction forum before being allowed out.

Now that's cruel.

Sean
04-04-2002, 18:05:59
And unusual!

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 18:09:43
Bah! One word story will get you out toot sweet! It has to be crueller.

Sean
04-04-2002, 18:12:40
Post at…gulp…ACOL for a month? At least three posts a day?

:cry:.

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 18:13:29
Have at least 5 threads closed at Apolyton?

Sean
04-04-2002, 18:14:30
Get banned at CG.

Venom
04-04-2002, 18:19:10
Originally posted by walruskkkch
Have at least 5 threads closed at Apolyton?

That's not strange at all.

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 18:22:31
But it will keep them occupied for 5 days. You are only allowed one thread per day, aren't you?

Venom
04-04-2002, 18:26:56
Nope.

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 18:28:35
No? They changed that?

Sean
04-04-2002, 18:29:06
For Venom they did.

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 18:30:25
No thread starting at all?

Sean
04-04-2002, 18:31:18
Got it in one. Or none, as the case may be.

Venom
04-04-2002, 18:33:45
I've started my 1 thread a year there. The old ambulance thread.

Chris
04-04-2002, 20:39:25
You get 2 threads per 24 hours there, but closure usually means Mingy bans your ass, so it's tough to get 5 closures in 5 days or less.

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 20:40:47
Originally posted by Chris
You get 2 threads per 24 hours there, but closure usually means Mingy bans your ass, so it's tough to get 5 closures in 5 days or less.

I think we have the bar. :D

Chris
04-04-2002, 20:45:59
I wish I was in the bar.

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 20:48:12
I prefer being at the bar.

Venom
04-04-2002, 20:51:42
Shit I could get 5 threads deleted and not get banned.

Chris
04-04-2002, 20:57:06
That cause Mingy wants your backside.

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 21:00:03
I think it's because Ming thinks the sun shines out his ass.

Venom
04-04-2002, 21:01:56
As a matter of fact, I don't think I've had 5 threads that weren't deleted. Well maybe 5. But most of those were probably locked.

Chris
04-04-2002, 21:02:01
And he wants a walk in the sun?

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 21:03:21
A stroll down the hershey highway.

Chris
04-04-2002, 21:04:49
Takin a ride on the skidmark express.

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 21:05:46
I liked that CSN tune. :lol:

Ming the Merciless
04-04-2002, 21:21:10
Originally posted by Venom
As a matter of fact, I don't think I've had 5 threads that weren't deleted. Well maybe 5. But most of those were probably locked.

Yeah... very few of your threads last more than a few minutes.
But the ones that do are usually outstanding... :smoke:

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 21:23:48
Evolution at work, survival of the fitest.

Ming the Merciless
04-04-2002, 21:26:37
Originally posted by walruskkkch
Evolution at work, survival of the fitest.

That's one way to look at. :smoke:

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 21:27:48
Or you are just a capricious bastard that won't do his job proper like.

Ming the Merciless
04-04-2002, 21:40:23
Nahhh... it's easy to do the "proper" job when it comes to Venom.
Just delete his threads... And that takes a LOT of work too.
I think I need a beer just thinking about it.

:beer:

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 21:41:16
Lazy sod.

Ming the Merciless
04-04-2002, 21:42:26
Damn right!
:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

Given a choice, which would you do.

:beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:

walruskkkch
04-04-2002, 21:45:15
Do the right thing, Ming
Get off the bus, gus...

Darkstar
04-04-2002, 22:12:25
How about... Nothing.

Now, that would be a radical departure for this clique.

Caligastia
04-04-2002, 22:19:42
Hanging out with you lot is punishment enough. Cruel and unusual punishment.

:smoke:

HelloKitty
04-04-2002, 22:28:17
Go to poly and bump all of giancarlo's threads?

devilmunchkin
05-04-2002, 07:14:07
define new

no sleeping with mike's sheep...
no sleeping with venom..;)

Sir Penguin
05-04-2002, 07:48:16
He should write out by hand, doublespaced, the entirety of Aredhran's sinking thread (including poster names, dates, and titles, plus draw all the little bio/email/quote/whathaveyou gifs and the avatars), once for each poster registered before him, and send to each of those posters a number of copies equal to the number of their AEs + 1.

SP

Funkodrom
05-04-2002, 08:23:24
Brilliant!

Spartak
05-04-2002, 08:24:23
I'm Glad I don't have to do that.