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Drekkus
08-06-2005, 15:13:18
If only Roy were here to see it.

http://www.dailytribune.com/images/lead_image/6605_512.jpg

http://www.dailytribune.com/stories/060605/loc_.shtml

LoD
08-06-2005, 15:25:52
PETA you say? Well, those costumes would have been better if they were more realistic - ie. hermetically sealed :cute:.

Funko
08-06-2005, 15:34:45
That looks tasty.

Has anyone got a really big spit to roast them on?

Venom
08-06-2005, 15:36:06
PETA people deserve to be eaten.

Funko
08-06-2005, 15:39:00
I'm happy to give up eating animals and eat PETA members instead

Venom
08-06-2005, 15:40:27
Eat PETA members...:lol: Queer.

Drekkus
08-06-2005, 15:40:58
:lol:

Funko
08-06-2005, 15:41:14
I'd be eating Karolina Colwill

MDA
08-06-2005, 15:53:19
Priceless.

No wait, looks like 1.51 a pound, but its hard to make out.

Venom
08-06-2005, 15:58:43
I'm not paying for the bone and organs. I want the flesh only.

Lurker the Second
08-06-2005, 16:00:02
I don't get these people. How can you eat a two inch thick ribeye steak if you don't eat meat?

Oerdin
09-06-2005, 05:31:18
PETA people are just in their own little world.

MDA
09-06-2005, 11:39:26
I'm pretty sure that's Funko sealing them into the packages (as per Norks' game)

protein
09-06-2005, 12:04:20
The thing is, that doesn't offend us meat eaters. It will only be distasteful to the people who are trying to shock us. Losers.

Funko
09-06-2005, 12:06:38
I wish they'd cut the heads off, I don't like getting a human on my plate and seeing them stare at me.

King_Ghidra
09-06-2005, 12:09:18
Originally posted by protein
The thing is, that doesn't offend us meat eaters. It will only be distasteful to the people who are trying to shock us. Losers.

:lol:

so true

protein
09-06-2005, 12:09:47
They're a bit fucking scrawny in those trays. They could have at least force fed them, broken the bones, trussed them up properly and used a smaller tray.

Funko
09-06-2005, 12:11:51
Mmmm... PETA de fois gras...

MDA
09-06-2005, 12:12:19
The heads and spine have to be removed carefully. CJD/Mad Cow, y'know?

grind the rest up and add some onion, celery and water chestnuts

mmmm.

protein
09-06-2005, 12:13:19
Originally posted by Funko
Mmmm... PETA de fois gras...
groan

Venom
09-06-2005, 13:35:09
Oh that's the worst one ever.

Funko
09-06-2005, 13:36:49
Shut up, it's the best ever. Losers.

Venom
09-06-2005, 13:46:40
I'm wishing for something very heavy to fall on your fingers right now.

Funko
09-06-2005, 13:52:54
Your fat butt? Pervert.

Venom
09-06-2005, 13:55:32
Always thinking about my ass, aren't you?

Funko
09-06-2005, 13:56:15
Only in the same way that I am always thinking about the planet earth or any other similarly sized body.

Venom
09-06-2005, 14:11:51
You probably want to fuck the earth too, don't you?

Funko
09-06-2005, 14:16:30
I couldn't get past first basalt.

That's awful. I'm Provost Harrison. :cry:

MDA
09-06-2005, 14:22:24
Don't be so hard on yourself.

Venom
09-06-2005, 14:23:43
See? I told you...BACK AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD.

Lurker the Second
09-06-2005, 14:24:04
I'll be leaving this thread now. Forever.

Funko
09-06-2005, 14:24:14
Originally posted by MDA
Don't be so hard on yourself.

:lol:

Captain Pugwash
09-06-2005, 14:36:10
Originally posted by Funko
I couldn't get past first basalt.

That's awful. I'm Provost Harrison. :cry:

Seems like you're certainly earning your crust with those puns...:cute:

Funko
09-06-2005, 14:50:42
I want to get the mantle of worst pun maker...

protein
09-06-2005, 14:51:55
This is a lava minute.

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 14:52:19
Then you would have a hard core following!

protein
09-06-2005, 14:53:03
That's not his fault.

Funko
09-06-2005, 14:53:28
I suspect the opposition to this thread will be mountain.

protein
09-06-2005, 14:53:36
He should get richter write his puns.

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 14:54:19
This thread certainly has me quaking in my boots!

Funko
09-06-2005, 14:54:22
He sediment to do me some.

protein
09-06-2005, 14:54:50
:lol:

protein
09-06-2005, 14:55:14
I've nearly soiled myself.

protein
09-06-2005, 14:56:02
I need a gin and tectonic.

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 14:56:17
Is this subject getting too earthy for you?

Funko
09-06-2005, 14:57:03
Maybe you can tectonics for that.

Funko
09-06-2005, 14:57:31
Bah, triple x-post.

Venom
09-06-2005, 14:58:34
I've lost the will to live.

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 14:59:04
I think he's got too much on his plate!:lol:

protein
09-06-2005, 14:59:13
That's enough of your bad latitude.

Funko
09-06-2005, 14:59:45
I can't believe I let rob say he nearly soiled himself and didn't say he must be incontinent.

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 15:01:29
:D

I think he must have let rift!:gasmaske:

protein
09-06-2005, 15:01:52
Anyone wanting to take funko on would have to seismic up.

Funko
09-06-2005, 15:02:53
:lol:

The Norks
09-06-2005, 15:14:18
Originally posted by protein
They're a bit fucking scrawny in those trays. They could have at least force fed them, broken the bones, trussed them up properly and used a smaller tray.

good point- if we were selling humans we'd have fat babies trussed up like chickens, and we'd sell sumo steaks.

I think PETA do some good work, it never hurts to campaign responsibly for animal rights, however trying to win people over to vegetarianism will never work. We loves our meat! And we are omnivores by nature. Its a shame that the fluffy bunnies die, but ultimately animals eat animals, so why shouldn't we?

Funko
09-06-2005, 15:16:01
we should only eat ugly animals like prawns...

:hmm:

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 15:18:06
and giraffes

Nills Lagerbaak
09-06-2005, 15:18:37
Prawns, or other types of Crust-acean

Venom
09-06-2005, 15:18:52
:lol:

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 15:20:32
Better be careful funko, Nills is on your tail with his lightning wit

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 15:21:04
He even made Venom laugh at a pun!:eek:

Funko
09-06-2005, 15:21:41
He should have said crust-ocean.

Nills Lagerbaak
09-06-2005, 15:23:20
Tsu na me, I'm always the Geezer

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 15:26:34
Just cos you said something funny once doesn't mean the world revolves around you...:rolleyes:

Funko
09-06-2005, 15:28:14
If I could be bothered I'd register The Sun and say the world does revolve around me.

Venom
09-06-2005, 15:35:29
No, I was laughing at the girafes thing. That was funny. Nills pun sucked just as bad as all the others.

Nills Lagerbaak
09-06-2005, 15:48:53
Yeah, my pun was pretty shit, but the girafe thing was worse. Girafes aren't even ugly, but my geezer pun was good.

Venom
09-06-2005, 15:55:36
Girafes are ugly.

Oerdin
09-06-2005, 17:00:13
Must not say obvious reply...

Venom
09-06-2005, 17:43:31
Go on. Do it.

Provost Harrison
09-06-2005, 17:47:06
The opening picture is like Hilary Briss's counter :D