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BigGameHunter
08-06-2005, 01:35:41
I've been to three I haven't been to before recently (as you may remember, Oregon has the highest per capita sex industry outlets in the US I think). Both pretty good, one very good.

Here's an example...just the splash page:
Star's Cabaret http:justtypeinthenameoftheclubhere
(not WF if you go too deep)

I think they are relatively harmless fun. Upon going with my wife and my buddies girlfriend to Lush a month or so ago, I also tend to think they are the ultimate pump primer for swinging. The ladies were more into it than we were.

What's your opinion and do you have any where you are and what are the rules?
Here it is full nudity, no contact, though that is often a rule that gets bent, especially during "lap dances".

And before certain people bitch and moan, we also have male strippers for straight women in Portland. Haven't been to that one.

Venom
08-06-2005, 01:58:35
Chicks are magnets for action in strip clubs.

Clubs here in North Carolina are topless, full alcohol, and no touching. But, as you said, in the back room those rules are often bent.

Venom
08-06-2005, 01:59:07
Oh, and I enjoy strip clubs a little too much for my wallet's sake. I just love nekkid women.

KrazyHorse@home
08-06-2005, 02:36:21
i feel weird and dirty when I'm in a strip club. Have been to three over the course of two bachelor's parties. Fisrt one was just under a year ago. DOn't especially liker them. Would rathrer not go to one on my balchelor party.

I Am Not Jon Miller
08-06-2005, 03:18:56
Went to one last weekend for a bachelor party. The drinks were way too expensive.

I Am Not Jon Miller
08-06-2005, 03:23:06
Also, it seemed kind of like watching porn, except that they'd arrest you for jerking off to it.

OldWarrior_42
08-06-2005, 04:14:09
Thanks for shareing jon. I think I'll go and burn my eyes out now with an aceteline torch. Then blow my brains out to top it off.

Thanks.

KrazyHorse@home
08-06-2005, 05:35:54
i have a bad habit of fucking with the strippers (figuratively) when i' m a t astreipm club

my friend Tom went too far though.,

there was this one really uppity stripper that kep asking for more tips and telling us she was too good o take her clothes off.

when she asked tom for a tip he threw a quartedr a t her.

that was the closest i've ever come to getiing my ass kicked by a bounder.

BigGameHunter
08-06-2005, 05:43:55
What is it about physics that inspires so much drinking? Is it the solitude--the singularity?

KrazyHorse@home
08-06-2005, 06:03:30
the only solitude i have is coause my fiancée lives 600 miles away and i miss her...

:(

JM^3
08-06-2005, 06:24:07
I like looking at naked women

but feel a bit guilty about it, and don't want the girls to touch
me...

(have went twice...)

Jon Miller

KrazyHorse@home
08-06-2005, 06:34:05
since 1516 minds attacked and overseen\
Now crawl amidst the ruins of this empty dream
with their borders and boots on top of us
pullin knobs on he floor of their empty meropoplis

KrazyHorse@home
08-06-2005, 06:34:27
yeah, this is for the people of the sun

Koshko
08-06-2005, 07:00:45
I don't go to strip clubs. I see no point and getting all worked up and then going home alone.

JM^3
08-06-2005, 07:45:36
I love Rage!

Jon Miller

mr.G
08-06-2005, 07:52:04
I collect strip books.

sexylady
08-06-2005, 08:12:21
when i was in college, we have this subject SOCIAL PSYCHOLOGY, we have to go to a bar to have an essay regarding the environment, :hmm:
at the age of 17, i saw naked women and i feel so ashamed as i'm thinking that everybody in that place also saw my body too. :nervous:

Funko
08-06-2005, 09:08:32
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
What is it about physics that inspires so much drinking? Is it the solitude--the singularity?

Our brains overheat and need cooling from ice cold beer. Mmmm ice cold beer.

Shining1
08-06-2005, 09:23:03
Alcohol also provides a useful anesthetic for sore brains after too much study.

Funko
08-06-2005, 09:24:52
I found alcohol prevented too much study

Beta1
08-06-2005, 09:35:42
Been to a few, don't really have a problem with that. I think it would be a bit odd if its just you going on your own every night but its an established part of the stag-night/rugby tour thing. Canada seems to be nothing but strip clubs in my recollection. Most bizarre moment on that tour was having breakfast at a strip club... Although come to think about it that breakfast might have been about 2 in the afternoon...

King_Ghidra
08-06-2005, 10:25:16
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
the only solitude i have is coause my fiancée lives 600 miles away and i miss her...

:(

All together now: Aaaahhhhhhh :hug:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
08-06-2005, 10:31:52
The "Ghidra hug" - :brwncard:

Cruddy
08-06-2005, 10:31:55
Strippers are actually BANNED in Vice City. There are a couple of private strip clubs but they are pretty much knocking shops.

Mind you, prostitution, drugs and guns are banned here too. It doesn't stop it.

Drekkus
08-06-2005, 10:54:45
I don't really get the fun of stipclubs, and lapdances in particular. I can find enough cockteases in a regular bar.

King_Ghidra
08-06-2005, 10:56:28
yeah sure you can stud

Drekkus
08-06-2005, 10:59:07
:hmm: Is that sarcasm, or do you have a different definition of a cocktease then I have?

Venom
08-06-2005, 13:24:32
Oh he's mocking you.

Lurker the Second
08-06-2005, 13:26:54
I think he was coming on to him.

King_Ghidra
08-06-2005, 13:29:22
Originally posted by Drekkus
:hmm: Is that sarcasm, or do you have a different definition of a cocktease then I have?

well maybe you think a girl is a cocktease if she has a short skirt on or something, but to me a cocktease would be a girl who went some of the way with you but wouldn't let you have the good stuff

Drekkus
08-06-2005, 13:32:49
yes, and how does a girl not letting you have the good stuff qualify you as a stud?

King_Ghidra
08-06-2005, 13:35:38
ok now you're confusing me

Drekkus
08-06-2005, 13:39:40
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
yeah sure you can stud

King_Ghidra
08-06-2005, 13:42:33
ok i will explain the joke slowly.

you said you can find cockteasers in bars.

i took this to mean that you could pull girls who turned out to be cockteasers.

but i am guessing you do not go to bars and pull girls because you are in a relationship

so i mocked your suggestion by calling you a stud, i.e. someone who would go to bars and pull girls

Drekkus
08-06-2005, 13:57:52
Aha. I will try to explain slowly what I meant.
When going out, there's always plenty of women who like to have a lot of attention, but think you're hitting on them if you just talk to them. Regardless what you say or do, or are clearly in a relationship or not, they still do the flirt and run thing, even if you're only making light conversation.
Not all women, but the cockteases.

Venom
08-06-2005, 14:02:10
You're comparing that to the cocktease you get at a strip club? That's like the Amish Cocktease.

Drekkus
08-06-2005, 14:10:10
Principle is the same, right. They try to get you excited and leave you.

mr.G
08-06-2005, 14:15:49
yaaaay and both ways your underpants are dirty

bad underpants bad bad underpants

Venom
08-06-2005, 14:19:50
My underpants are always dirty.

mr.G
08-06-2005, 14:20:26
yaaaaaay bad underpants bad bad underpants

Venom
08-06-2005, 14:22:44
Originally posted by Drekkus
Principle is the same, right. They try to get you excited and leave you.

The principle's the same in the same way that juggling 3 tennis balls and juggling 3 chainsaws is the same.

Funko
08-06-2005, 14:24:14
slecht onderbroek

Lurker the Second
08-06-2005, 14:24:34
Tennis balls are smaller.

BigGameHunter
08-06-2005, 19:46:06
I can't believe no one got my pun way back up there.

I did it for Funko and to what end? See if I ever do that again...it makes me feel dirty.

Lurker the Second
08-06-2005, 19:51:07
As well a physics pun should.

Oerdin
08-06-2005, 19:55:27
Strip cl;ubs suck here. Before 1990 or so we had dozens of them all around since this is such a big mlitary town but the cops caught some of the girls pulling johns on the side so the city council wrote a law saying the girls had to stay 5 feet away from their customers at all times. Then there was a corruption scandal where several city councilmen accepted bribes from strip club owners in order to have the law changed.

It just so happens they were meeting in a restaurant with a security cam and it all got caught on tape. :lol: Several of those people are going to spend a long time in jail.

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-06-2005, 20:49:29
I've never been in one. My free and single years pre-dated the arrival of the classier type of strip club in provincial England- the only ones around were desperately horrible-looking places that probably only employed the over-50's or emaciated junkies.

MOBIUS
08-06-2005, 20:59:28
I've been to a few, from seedy joints complete with prostitutes ready to relieve your worked up state, to decent places that seem to treat their customers and staff well (an awful lot of those in East London!).

Best one I've been in was up in Blackpool - a classy joint where all the girls were gorgeous and obviously enjoying being there. Not over priced, not seedy just really enjoyable - and it was a stag do anyway...

I do have this one friend who boasted of spending almost £300 in one night on girls lap-dancing etc at Peppermint Rhinos in London...:lol:

Personally I'd want a little more in return for that kind of money, not that I'm into that sort of thing...;)

King_Ghidra
09-06-2005, 08:59:20
mmm yeah i spent c. £150 in spearmint rhino in birmigham at a mates' stag do. They had some offer on where dance time was doubled if you spent x amount, so i guess got £300 worth

i still have like a £20 dance token somewhere...

Venom
09-06-2005, 13:29:16
I'm sad. I've spent more than all of you.

Tizzy
09-06-2005, 14:10:51
All of us added together that is

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 14:12:22
And multiplied by infinity

Venom
09-06-2005, 14:17:13
Originally posted by Tizzy
All of us added together that is

Actually....probably.

King_Ghidra
09-06-2005, 14:19:51
what's the most you've spent in one session though?

Venom
09-06-2005, 14:21:06
I don't want to admit that.

King_Ghidra
09-06-2005, 14:23:32
but it's thurs afternoon and i need to know

Venom
09-06-2005, 14:24:31
If only it was Friday afternoon. Then I could share.

King_Ghidra
09-06-2005, 14:50:25
CURSE YOU GOD! YOU ARE A CRUEL GOD!

Venom
09-06-2005, 15:10:08
Everything in life is timing.

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 15:10:49
Same time tomorrow then?:)

Venom
09-06-2005, 15:12:31
Suuure....Same time tomorrow.

Tizzy
09-06-2005, 15:14:11
Originally posted by Venom
If only it was Friday afternoon. Then I could share.

It feels like Friday afternoon

Funko
09-06-2005, 15:14:57
Yeah, it does. :bash:

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 15:18:50
I'm going to the Gower tomorrow!:)

Tizzy
09-06-2005, 15:19:41
I'm going to be so confused tomorrow

Funko
09-06-2005, 15:20:18
That'll make a nice change. :cute:

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 15:27:29
Crazy Frog!:eek:

MDA
10-06-2005, 12:20:39
Well, answer it, then!

Tizzy
10-06-2005, 12:26:09
Originally posted by Tizzy
I'm going to be so confused tomorrow

I was right.

Diss
11-06-2005, 18:06:09
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
I've been to three I haven't been to before recently (as you may remember, Oregon has the highest per capita sex industry outlets in the US I think). Both pretty good, one very good.

Here's an example...just the splash page:
Star's Cabaret http:justtypeinthenameoftheclubhere
(not WF if you go too deep)

I think they are relatively harmless fun. Upon going with my wife and my buddies girlfriend to Lush a month or so ago, I also tend to think they are the ultimate pump primer for swinging. The ladies were more into it than we were.

What's your opinion and do you have any where you are and what are the rules?
Here it is full nudity, no contact, though that is often a rule that gets bent, especially during "lap dances".

And before certain people bitch and moan, we also have male strippers for straight women in Portland. Haven't been to that one.

you have higher per capita sex industry than Las Vegas? I find that hard (pun intended) to believe.

I used to go to strip clubs. I was in the navy, and when you are in the navy, all your friends want to go, so you get dragged along. I used to go in Vegas sometimes as well. but I've broke the habit. No sense paying good money for a woman to cock tease you.

And I fail to see why married men go to strip clubs. It makes no sense.

And no contact strip clubs make no sense.

Yes I know, some of the activities I've done border on prostitution. The women have gotten me off. Though most can't, because they aren't willing to put in the effort. But this one chinese girl, really knew what she was doing.

Diss
11-06-2005, 18:09:47
Originally posted by Drekkus
I don't really get the fun of stipclubs, and lapdances in particular. I can find enough cockteases in a regular bar.

if the girl knows what she is doing, she can get you off with a lapdance.

paiktis22
11-06-2005, 18:34:52
the only one time i went to a strip club i managed to offend one of the girls :nervous:

Dyl Ulenspiegel
11-06-2005, 19:29:40
You misunderstood the concept and got naked?

paiktis22
11-06-2005, 19:30:22
I thought that was the polite thing to do..

Oerdin
11-06-2005, 20:13:32
Why pay a woman to cock tease you? I seem to excel at finding women who will cock tease me and never let me get naked with them. :bored:

paiktis22
11-06-2005, 20:26:24
EXACTLY! NO COCK TEASING please. Either tu veux ou tu veux pas. We can get hoards to cock tease us for free. But paying for it too? consciously? that goes over the top.

The Norks
12-06-2005, 13:03:24
what actually is cock teasing? Women usually dont go out with men as part of some ruse to inflame them without following through- what would we possibly get out of it? We like to actually get to know the person first. If a woman doesnt want to sleep with you, you have probably made it too clear thats your primary goal. Now thats boring.

Oerdin
12-06-2005, 17:11:04
I was half joking. A cock tease is a girl who acts very flirtacous and bold but when push comes to shove she's actually very conservative when it comes to sex. It's basicly a big bluff that gets called. ;)

Cruddy
12-06-2005, 17:21:21
Originally posted by The Norks
what actually is cock teasing? Women usually dont go out with men as part of some ruse to inflame them without following through- what would we possibly get out of it?

The satisfaction of deflating male ego.


Originally posted by The Norks
We like to actually get to know the person first.

Fair point. But can one human ever know the other?

Originally posted by The Norks
If a woman doesnt want to sleep with you, you have probably made it too clear thats your primary goal. Now thats boring.

Well...yes. But I cannot recall a dating occasion where the possibility of sex was nowhere in sight.

The Norks
12-06-2005, 18:03:44
if you want a date with the certainty of sex, hire a hooker, its probably cheaper in the long run, and she won't slap your face if you start seeing other hookers.

Cruddy
12-06-2005, 18:06:18
Originally posted by The Norks
if you want a date with the certainty of sex, hire a hooker, its probably cheaper in the long run, and she won't slap your face if you start seeing other hookers.

Oh yes she will. Nobody likes loss of revenue.

Oerdin
12-06-2005, 19:37:51
:lol:

The Norks
12-06-2005, 23:03:10
unlikely, she'll get her pimp to break the other hookers legs.

WHy is there no Sims Pimps and Johns game? It would sell like hot cakes!

Cruddy
12-06-2005, 23:20:07
Moral Minority would squash it.

Anyway, who needs a game when real life is on on the doorstep.

The Norks
12-06-2005, 23:58:08
what the fuck is real life you sick mother?

Cruddy
13-06-2005, 00:01:11
I'd have posted earlier but I was clearing up a prostitute with broken legs off my doorstep.

The Norks
13-06-2005, 00:02:39
whats a doorstep??? You're acting like there's a reality outsid the net you freak! whats wrong ith you?

Diss
13-06-2005, 08:46:38
Originally posted by Cruddy
Moral Minority would squash it.

Anyway, who needs a game when real life is on on the doorstep.

real life? I live in Las Vegas, and believe it or not, I have never seen a woman who I knew for sure was a prostitute. and I certainly have not seen any pimps.

Venom
13-06-2005, 14:11:04
This just in...I did not go to the Strip Club this weekend.

Lurker the Second
13-06-2005, 14:38:07
verliezer.

Venom
13-06-2005, 14:42:43
Shove it, grampa.

Diss
13-06-2005, 19:03:49
basically, looking at naked women don't interest me.

but half naked women who get me off, do interest me.

Oerdin
13-06-2005, 21:05:24
Originally posted by Diss
real life? I live in Las Vegas, and believe it or not, I have never seen a woman who I knew for sure was a prostitute. and I certainly have not seen any pimps.

Then there is a problem. You know wghen you walk down the strip and there are those girls in bikinis who are handing out cards with pictures of naked girls with numbers to "escort services"? Those girls are all prostitutes. Most of the out of the main street stripers are also hookers.

I'm not really sure about the various striper ads that come in those newspaper advertisements but I'd give them 50-50 odds.

Oerdin
13-06-2005, 21:05:54
Originally posted by Diss
basically, looking at naked women don't interest me.

So you're gay?

Cruddy
13-06-2005, 21:10:45
Well, he did say that scantily clad was what he liked.

And he didn't say that men turned him on.

Safe bet, Diss isn't gay.

Lurker the Second
13-06-2005, 21:30:02
Originally posted by Venom
Shove it, grampa. ]


eh? speak up, sonny.

Diss
13-06-2005, 21:47:19
Originally posted by Oerdin
Then there is a problem. You know wghen you walk down the strip and there are those girls in bikinis who are handing out cards with pictures of naked girls with numbers to "escort services"? Those girls are all prostitutes. Most of the out of the main street stripers are also hookers.

I'm not really sure about the various striper ads that come in those newspaper advertisements but I'd give them 50-50 odds.

oh I'm sure they are all prostitutes. But you never know for sure.

I've seen many scantily dressed women. But some may be dressed scantily for the hell of it, not because they are prostitutes.

Cruddy
13-06-2005, 22:18:50
Originally posted by The Norks
whats a doorstep???

A large handcut slice of bread.

The Norks
13-06-2005, 22:22:54
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
]


eh? speak up, sonny.

:lol:

Drekkus
14-06-2005, 10:01:48
Originally posted by paiktis22
EXACTLY! NO COCK TEASING please. Either tu veux ou tu veux pas. We can get hoards to cock tease us for free. But paying for it too? consciously? that goes over the top. That's what I was saying.

paiktis22
14-06-2005, 18:25:23
yes but i said it with feeling

Dyl Ulenspiegel
14-06-2005, 18:32:40
with greek ppl skills