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Kory
07-06-2005, 19:34:46
PREDNISONE. HUNGRY. NOW.

ALL YR CUCUMBERS ARE BELONG TO US.

-- Kory (Hospital food suxx0rs.)

Japher
07-06-2005, 19:36:06
yum, cucumbers...

hospital?

did I miss something

--Japher (confuss'd)

Kory
07-06-2005, 19:38:22
Yeah, I didn't post about it, but I just got out of the hospital. Two days in ICU, one on the ward, lots of prescriptions, lots of inconclusive lab results.

The vegetables they gave me were insanely bad, and I left with a cucumber craving the size of Venom. So I went out to the local all-u-can-eat and had a plate full of veggies, about half of which were cucumber slices. Then I had some protein in the form of shrimp and chicken and steak. I considered having more veggies but my stomach informed me there was no more room.

Now it is informing me that my fourth day of prednisone = severe hunger, and if I do not start eating about 20 minutes ago I am going to start being light-headed from lack of food.

-- Kory (Boyfriend's out getting Italian beef right now.)

Japher
07-06-2005, 19:42:15
Boyfriend's out getting Italian beef right now

Is he gay?;)

The Higgelhoff
07-06-2005, 19:44:15
:lol: :lol: :lol:

Kory
07-06-2005, 19:47:45
Wrong kind of meat. :P

For the uninitiated, an Italian beef is a popular Chicago-area sandwich that involves thin slices of meat simmered in a seasoned broth, placed onto a French or Italian sandwich roll. In its best form the roll is then dipped into the juice. It is served with either a hot garden mix of pickled veggies or with cooked green peppers atop it. I prefer the hot, but the sweet is nice too.

-- Kory (Also, fries are the perfect accompaniment. If you are British, you should have chips, of course.)

Japher
07-06-2005, 19:50:29
meat simmered in a seasoned broth, placed onto a French or Italian... roll. In its best form the roll is then dipped into the juice... prefer the hot, but the sweet is nice too.


yeah, I kind of gathered that... so? gay/straight/bi/curious/justlooking?

;)

I remember you not doing good in Denver, was it related to that?

I hope you're feeling better.

Kory
07-06-2005, 19:53:47
In part related to the trip to Denver, yes. Basically, the short version of the story is that I definitely appear to have some permanent/chronic inflammatory pulmonary disease. Going a mile into the air and then getting ill triggered another bout of bronchitis symptoms and landed me in the hospital. They are putting me back on long-term maint drugs.

But yes, I'm feeling WAY better now. The drugs do a lot to help, and while I'm not yet at peak health I'm definitely doing a lot better overall.

-- Kory (We'll leave my boyfriend's preferences out of it, except they include me, clearly. We like us teh sexx0rs.)

Japher
07-06-2005, 20:08:24
We like us teh sexx0rs.)

TMI!

Gosh, it's not like we need to hear any of that!

MDA
07-06-2005, 20:10:13
Did they give you one of those home breathing treatment machines with the ampuoles full of stuff to gag on?

:beer: Its good to feel better!

Venom
07-06-2005, 20:27:38
I'm a big piece of Italian meat.

Beta1
07-06-2005, 22:08:44
Originally posted by Kory

The vegetables they gave me were insanely bad, and I left with a cucumber craving the size of Venom.

I had really problems getting my head around that sentence. I had this vision of a cucumber lusting after venom...

I really need some sleep.

Venom
07-06-2005, 22:18:33
I'm sexy to vegatibles. I'll take that.

Drekkus
08-06-2005, 11:07:13
vegatibles sounds so french.

Venom
08-06-2005, 13:25:01
I should learn how to spell.

zmama
08-06-2005, 14:15:03
no the earth would stop spininng

Venom
08-06-2005, 14:20:34
And if I continued to spell correctly the earth would spin backwards and I could change things, just like Superman.

MDA
08-06-2005, 15:10:11
You could go back, laugh, and wave goodbye to Lois as her car gets swallowed up by the earth.

Venom
08-06-2005, 15:59:38
Or I could throw rocks at her. Big ones.

Kory
08-06-2005, 21:06:56
Venom is a VEGISEXUAL!

-- Kory (Which makes him Bill the Cat.)

Lazarus and the Gimp
08-06-2005, 21:43:49
Sex? Ah, yes. Sex. I think I remember.

stealth biased
08-06-2005, 23:13:34
last seen about ten months ago, eh?

Japher
08-06-2005, 23:56:55
I was thinking of Laz as the Chairmen Kai from Iron Chef doing the "If memory serves me right..." bit

jsorense
09-06-2005, 02:15:48
seared ahi tuna ceasar salad tonight.:p

Venom
09-06-2005, 03:56:54
The Chairman makes me laugh.

jsorense
09-06-2005, 04:30:31
Venom, I know I have done this at least a thousand times, but I always love pointing out how devastaingly stupid you are.

Kory
09-06-2005, 04:33:32
Tonight, I am planning on taking a trip to the grocery store and picking up some cucumbers and cream cheese and green onions (amongst other things). I plan to chop the green onions and dice the cucumbers, mix them into the cream cheese, and use it as a spread for crackers.

-- Kory (Tomorrow, I am making fresh salsa.)

Venom
09-06-2005, 13:28:29
Originally posted by jsorense
Venom, I know I have done this at least a thousand times, but I always love pointing out how devastaingly stupid you are.

You're old.

zmama
09-06-2005, 13:33:23
I'm old too


but the chairman makes me laugh too :D

Venom
09-06-2005, 13:37:51
At least you have that going for you.

Jsorense has nothing going for him. Except his next diaper change. But he doesn't even know when that's going to happen. He's stuck in a life of uncertain pants crapping. What a terrible way to live.

Captain Pugwash
09-06-2005, 14:33:12
Maybe he should walk the plank?

Funko
09-06-2005, 14:49:21
jsorense is qualified to be the plank.

Venom
09-06-2005, 15:12:09
Has he been taking viagra or something?

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 15:12:25
Better watch out for splinters then!

Venom
09-06-2005, 15:12:57
I just grossed myself out. And that's extremely hard to do.

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 17:06:19
Luckily my imagination is so poor...:)