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MOBIUS
07-06-2005, 18:28:15
White fucking nose hairs!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

mr.G
07-06-2005, 18:34:51
go dead
or kill yourself

Japher
07-06-2005, 19:32:33
The hot little number at the register calls you "sir"

You own a pair of glasses... you know, for reading

The Norks
07-06-2005, 19:34:14
people calling you 'madam'

Kory
07-06-2005, 19:36:14
If people call me madam, I tell them I do not run a brothel.

-- Kory (I would tell them this whether or not it were a fact.)

Japher
07-06-2005, 19:39:42
I generally tell ppl I don't run a brothel regardless of whether they ask or not.

Other signs you are old?

You are afraid to buy green bananas

Greg W
07-06-2005, 23:48:43
Personally speaking: having to clip your nose hairs. :nervous:

BigGameHunter
08-06-2005, 01:42:35
Not getting carded if I don't wear my hat.

sexylady
08-06-2005, 08:50:27
Originally posted by MOBIUS
White fucking nose hairs!!!:eek: :eek: :eek:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Drekkus
08-06-2005, 10:00:11
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
Not getting carded if I don't wear my hat. carded?

MOBIUS
08-06-2005, 10:05:02
ID bullshit they're trying to foist on us here in the UK

Drekkus
08-06-2005, 10:06:07
foist?

MOBIUS
08-06-2005, 10:07:58
To force on another.

Funko
08-06-2005, 10:08:20
Originally posted by MOBIUS
ID bullshit they're trying to foist on us here in the UK

Nah, you just need ID to prove you are over 21 in the US to drink don't you? They definitely don't have mandatory ID cards, just drivers licences/passports etc. like we do.

Theoretically you might have to prove your age here too but who ever does?

zmama
08-06-2005, 11:21:40
Funko is correct

Funko
08-06-2005, 11:22:36
Why waste time posting something so obvious?

Drekkus
08-06-2005, 11:23:13
So BGH is sad that he doesn't look under 21 anymore??

Funko
08-06-2005, 11:24:55
Apparently some places just card pretty much everyone no matter how old they look.

So BGH must look about 50 or 60 now.

Drekkus
08-06-2005, 11:30:28
I think he wouldn't mind being browncarded.

Funko
08-06-2005, 11:31:37
I think he lives for such things.

Oerdin
08-06-2005, 11:35:59
Originally posted by Greg W
Personally speaking: having to clip your nose hairs. :nervous:

Oh, I had to do that one. I didn't want to half ass it either so I even went out and a Chinese made noise hair trimmer. :(

protein
08-06-2005, 11:38:30
I found a white pube on my chest. I felt instantly deflated, like someone had punched all the youth out of me.

Rodgers
08-06-2005, 11:44:42
Originally posted by Oerdin
Oh, I had to do that one. I didn't want to half ass it either so I even went out and a Chinese made noise hair trimmer. :(



my gf bought one for me - and told me I had hairs ON my ears (not inside them) :eek:

Tizzy
08-06-2005, 11:52:37
Originally posted by Funko
Theoretically you might have to prove your age here too but who ever does?

New boy at work did on Monday.
He's still young enough that he takes it as an insult and gets annoyed. It was funny.

Funko
08-06-2005, 11:53:42
:lol:

Cruddy
08-06-2005, 11:53:55
Never been asked for ID. Even when ordering pints when I was 16.

Anyway, worst sign you're over the hill;-

You're SO turns to you in bed and says "I'm so glad you don't make sex into a big deal anymore."

Drekkus
08-06-2005, 12:23:51
Originally posted by Rodgers
my gf bought one for me - and told me I had hairs ON my ears (not inside them) :eek: weren't you getting married?

Rodgers
08-06-2005, 12:43:46
8 weeks time

Drekkus
08-06-2005, 12:50:22
excited yet?

Japher
08-06-2005, 15:46:27
Yaaay!

No sex! No expectations! Dishes!

You're gonna love marriage.

Oerdin
08-06-2005, 19:35:12
I still get carded for alcohol but I live in an anal retentive country which demands everyone who looks 30 or under must be carded.

BigGameHunter
08-06-2005, 19:41:11
Mainly I get carded to get into bars and such...especially strict at strip clubs. I've got a bunk ID (the rain kind of ruined part of it) so rather than get turned away I just make sure I'm not wearing a hat and they just wave me through.

*sob*

Greg W
09-06-2005, 01:29:09
Originally posted by Oerdin
Oh, I had to do that one. I didn't want to half ass it either so I even went out and a Chinese made noise hair trimmer. :( I actually want to buy a nose hair trimmer, but have no idea where to buy one. Chemists (pharmacies to the Yanks) don't have 'em. Every other odd place I have looked doesn't have 'em.

Greg W
09-06-2005, 01:29:46
Originally posted by Cruddy
Anyway, worst sign you're over the hill;-

You're SO turns to you in bed and says "I'm so glad you don't make sex into a big deal anymore." :lol: :lol: :lol:

jsorense
09-06-2005, 02:42:54
your nose runs and your feet smell

Oerdin
09-06-2005, 04:45:45
Originally posted by Greg W
I actually want to buy a nose hair trimmer, but have no idea where to buy one. Chemists (pharmacies to the Yanks) don't have 'em. Every other odd place I have looked doesn't have 'em.

I went to Long's Drugs which is a pharmacy/everything for the home type store. For $9.99 I got a package with an electric hair trimmer, a nose hair trimmer, brush, comb, and scissors. You have to admire how much the value the Chinese can pack into one product. That god for slave labor.

MOBIUS
09-06-2005, 14:49:05
I can't run anymore without turning blue after 100yds...:cry:

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-06-2005, 18:31:15
The only hairs on my body that have not yet demonstrated grey examples are my eyelashes and toe hairs.

Head heair, facial hair, sideburns, eyebrows, arm hair, leg hair, nether hairs, chest hair, back hair and even those little ones on the backs of my fingers- I've had grey ones.

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-06-2005, 18:32:01
Mind you, the real leveller is the first time you sit on your own testicles.

paiktis22
09-06-2005, 18:38:16
I have one grey hair and I treasure it. Shows maturity.

Gibsie
09-06-2005, 20:42:46
My girly says that I make "old man noises". Ahh, the perils of being with a schoolgirl...

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-06-2005, 20:53:20
Are those the noises like going "Hurrggh!" when getting up from a chair? And going "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhh!" in a satisfied way when sitting down. I do those.

Japher
09-06-2005, 20:56:25
Those are just sounds of a lazy person.

Lazarus and the Gimp
09-06-2005, 20:57:35
Fool. Like a lazy person would leave the chair at all.

Japher
09-06-2005, 20:59:22
True dat... my chair has wheels! Weeeeeeeeee!!!

Gibsie
09-06-2005, 21:00:39
Satisfied sounds of sitting. Is aces.

Lefty Scaevola
10-06-2005, 03:59:35
"Signs that you're over the hill"
The road now slopes downward.