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The Norks
04-06-2005, 01:49:24
http://www.sunburntcountry.au.com/sayings/insults.html

they do have the best sayings.................and weather :D

jsorense
04-06-2005, 01:51:44
:lol: :lol: :lol: :bounce:

MOBIUS
04-06-2005, 02:30:21
[NZ joke]

Did you hear how Gentle Annie had her first orgasm?

Kelvinator.

[/NZ joke]

:nervous:

Greg W
04-06-2005, 04:39:27
One of my faves is "about as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest". :D

The Norks
04-06-2005, 13:55:11
I like 'face like a smashed crab' for me it epitomises the surreal violence of Australian insults :D

Greg W
04-06-2005, 21:54:46
But also the slightly laid back nature of them. It's like, rough, but rather laid back.

The Norks
04-06-2005, 22:46:00
like aussies themselves :D

Provost Harrison
05-06-2005, 00:56:36
Originally posted by Greg W
One of my faves is "about as useful as a one legged man in an arse kicking contest". :D

Heh, I'll have to remember that one!

Cruddy
05-06-2005, 01:49:02
Couldn't organise a dog fuck in a paper bag.

Hopeless at doing anything administrative

Hmm, Aussie administrators have some unusual duties... I always wondered what made Rupert Murdoch so crazy, now I know.

Greg W
05-06-2005, 12:01:39
Originally posted by The Norks
like aussies themselves :D Damn, left myself wide open for that one.

Another couple of funny ones (haven't checked if they're on the site):
- head like a dropped meat pie
- head like a horse's arse
- about as useful as a cunt full of superglue