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The Mad Monk
02-06-2005, 13:53:14
Good news? Probably.

Ritz Camera.

I'lll make roughly half what I did before, but I like photography and advancement's supposed to be pretty rapid if you know what you're doing.

I'll still look around.

More when I get back.

Aredhran
02-06-2005, 13:54:03
Do you get discounts ? I need a new lens for my Minolta :D

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-06-2005, 14:23:11
I just bought a DVD camcorder this morning. Your timing is poor.

mr.G
02-06-2005, 14:40:56
like yours?

Venom
02-06-2005, 14:50:03
What is the best lens and camera setting for taking pictures of my ass?

Aredhran
02-06-2005, 14:52:50
Fisheye

Greg W
02-06-2005, 14:56:54
Get the widest lens you can. Other than that you're on your own Venom.

Venom
02-06-2005, 15:01:42
No lighting help?

DaShi
02-06-2005, 15:05:29
Yes, no lighting. None at all.

Venom
02-06-2005, 15:07:07
It will be a work of art. "Ass by Dark" is what I will call it.

mr.G
02-06-2005, 15:08:22
no "prof Ass by Dark"

Greg W
02-06-2005, 15:08:29
Darkstar pt deux.

The Mad Monk
03-06-2005, 02:12:37
Yes, we have no camcorders,
We have no camcorders today!

The Mad Monk
03-06-2005, 02:16:07
It's not Ritz, it's Wolf, and the chain specializes in the higher-end of the market, primarily Canon and Nikon SLRs and digital SLRS, with a nice selection of other digital cameras.

High quality photolab, and we're trying to capture the digitasl print market as well.

The Mad Monk
03-06-2005, 02:17:06
www.ritzcamera.com

Wolf is owned by Ritz.

My new boss is the girl who sold me my Canon Digital Rebel two years ago.

protein
03-06-2005, 02:22:16
Please send me a free camera.

Many thanks,

Protein.

The Mad Monk
03-06-2005, 02:27:29
We had four disposibles come through for development today, I'm sure I can get you one of those -- what's your address?

King_Ghidra
03-06-2005, 09:06:14
i was sure this thread was going to be about how someone had tried to get some rude pictures developed

MDA
03-06-2005, 13:18:24
That thread is on the secret forum

The Mad Monk
03-06-2005, 13:46:22
The slide job we were doing yesterday included eight identical shots of a dead pig.

Beta1
03-06-2005, 14:01:42
You still got that film?

Hurry the fuck up its for my year 9 science class

King_Ghidra
03-06-2005, 14:11:44
:lol:

Venom
03-06-2005, 14:18:05
Slide job? Is this a porno photo shop?

King_Ghidra
03-06-2005, 14:39:24
MM is the stunt cock for the pop shots

The Higgelhoff
03-06-2005, 15:31:31
I'll take you to the camera shop,
Let you like my Blimp Door Drop.

Tizzy
03-06-2005, 15:32:57
I'm quite surprised no-one's done a "So I'm Wanking in a camera shop" copycat yet.

King_Ghidra
03-06-2005, 15:34:01
ladies first