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Lazarus and the Gimp
01-06-2005, 18:05:10
Meet Ellen.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/LazGimp/EllenAsleep.jpg

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/LazGimp/EllenAsleep2.jpg

And here's her big sister, Rhiannon.

http://i4.photobucket.com/albums/y101/LazGimp/RhainSwing1.jpg

JM^3
01-06-2005, 18:19:21
ack

she has 4 arms!

Jon Miller

mr.G
01-06-2005, 18:21:34
:beer: Laz

fp
01-06-2005, 18:23:09
:heart:

Japher
01-06-2005, 18:24:01
heh

Venom
01-06-2005, 18:26:21
I predict baby number 2 will be the death of you.

Spartak
01-06-2005, 18:27:50
Cool pics

paiktis22
01-06-2005, 18:42:51
If I may be a spastic, why not Helen?

protein
01-06-2005, 18:44:40
Do your kids have eyes?

Lurker the Second
01-06-2005, 18:59:47
Ellen looks pretty lazy. She'll fit in fine here.

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-06-2005, 19:43:20
Originally posted by paiktis22
If I may be a spastic, why not Helen?

It's a different name- "Ellen" is of Hebrew origin, whereas "Helen" is Greek.

Japher
01-06-2005, 19:46:34
And Greeks are really Turks with better ppl skillz.

The Norks
01-06-2005, 20:20:30
I'm not really into kids, but they are very cute! Well done for spawning!

Scabrous Birdseed
01-06-2005, 21:18:36
This is my only association to the name Ellen:

My brother had a kid a year ago, and my sister-in-law woudn't reveal whether it'd be a boy or a girl to my mother beforehand for some vaguely superstitious reason. My mum, being crafty, decided to go ask the forthcoming arrival's big brother Simon (aged three) about the sex of the little sibling.

The little tyke replied, "it's gonna be a boy! And her name is going to be Ellen!"

(It was actually Minna in the end. But let's not spoil a good story.)

alsieboo
01-06-2005, 21:23:41
aww, they obviously get their good looks from their mother :)

zmama
01-06-2005, 22:02:25
Sweet babes :)

The Norks
01-06-2005, 22:53:46
am I alone in thinking all babies are indistinguishable until they hit about three/four years old? they just look like spuds with faces (noisy ones).

Japher
01-06-2005, 23:01:43
I agree Norks. That baby looks a lot like my neice.

JM^3
02-06-2005, 00:13:04
you guys have obviously never seen an ugly baby

Jon Miller

Asher
02-06-2005, 01:41:01
Ellen the Apple Stoner:
http://unixbeard.net/~richardc/talks/siesta/ellen.jpeg

Ellen the Dyke:
http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B0006212HM.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg

Provost Harrison
02-06-2005, 01:50:43
I see you've taken a slightly different approach to your thread nomenclature here at Counterglow Laz ;)

notyoueither
02-06-2005, 02:07:44
Job well done for mom.

Too bad for dad. Life with three women could go hard on a man with his DIY abilities.

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-06-2005, 08:23:48
All I need is the ability to make a shed. Then I'll live in it.

JM^3
02-06-2005, 09:42:46
you can make a shed?

:eek:

could you come and fix the railing on my porch for me?

I fell through it when drunk and I am pretty much useless

Jon Miller

Funko
02-06-2005, 09:45:18
Congratulations! :beer:

Make sure you get very good life assurance before you start building the shed.

Spartak
02-06-2005, 10:29:35
I would say the eldest definately has your ears.

Funko
02-06-2005, 10:30:26
I hope Laz didn't build that swing...

Spartak
02-06-2005, 10:36:42
:lol:

MDA
02-06-2005, 11:31:05
I insure you, he didn't. :p

Funko
02-06-2005, 11:39:14
Bah, life assurance is the correct term. Insurance is for something that might happen but you are guaranteed to die. It's when not if.

Having checked, that's a British thing, you yanks call it life insurance. Blah.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
02-06-2005, 11:45:19
Mmm, she looks tasty......


For to see Mad Tom of Bedlam,
Ten thousand miles I've travelled.
Mad Magdalen goes on dirty toes,
For to save her shoes from gravel

Still I sing bonney boys, Bonney mad boys,
Bedlam boys are bonney,
For they all go bare, and they live by the air,
And they want no drink nor money.

I went down to Satan's Kitchen
For to get me food one morning
And there I got souls piping hot
All on the spit a-turning

Still I sing bonney boys, Bonney mad boys,
Bedlam boys are bonney,
For they all go bare, and they live by the air,
And they want no drink nor money.

There I took up a cauldron
Where boiled ten thousand harlots
Though full of flame I drank the same
To the health of all such varlets

Still I sing bonney boys, Bonney mad boys,
Bedlam boys are bonney,
For they all go bare, and they live by the air,
And they want no drink nor money.

My staff has murdered giants
My bag a long knife carries
To cut mince pies from children's thighs,
And feed them to the faeries

Still I sing bonney boys, Bonney mad boys,
Bedlam boys are bonney,
For they all go bare, and they live by the air,
And they want no drink nor money.



Mince pies from children's thighs !!!!!


Veally good !!!!!




All babies look cute, except the ones that look like Winston Churchill with apoplexy and a filled nappy.

Have you been experiencing restless nights, or does she sleep sound, cradled in love and warmth ?

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-06-2005, 13:22:25
Nope. She's a colicky little strumpet who spends half the night screaming.

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-06-2005, 13:23:31
She's also got a nasty habit of crapping in the bath, producing an impressive orange oil-slick that coats everything.

Venom
02-06-2005, 13:31:27
Need a bath after the bath. I've so been there.

DaShi
02-06-2005, 14:00:57
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
She's also got a nasty habit of crapping in the bath, producing an impressive orange oil-slick that coats everything.

Stop feeding her curry, man!

Drekkus
02-06-2005, 14:47:51
very cute, Laz.

paiktis22
02-06-2005, 16:57:12
Originally posted by Japher
And Greeks are really Turks with better ppl skillz.

say that to a greek and witness his ppl skillz

The Norks
02-06-2005, 18:31:58
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
She's also got a nasty habit of crapping in the bath, producing an impressive orange oil-slick that coats everything.

and lo, God invented the garden hose, and it was good... :)

BigGameHunter
03-06-2005, 01:02:23
Congrats...very cute girls.j

The cuteness war...may begin.

The Norks
03-06-2005, 01:04:32
can I add my hamsters to this war? I feel sure they could win some hearts with their googly eyes and sand bathing antics...

BigGameHunter
03-06-2005, 01:20:38
http://pstr-m02.ygpweb.aol.com/data/038/0E/EB/E7/C3/0VfUdSHx5Uq77iiTn8j41mz3kCEu0goh0180.jpg

http://pstr-m03.ygpweb.aol.com/data/012/7A/42/59/BD/C74VRpRb2uOmIQbbVhIG1xb+XO-GnvGt00A0.jpg

Funko
03-06-2005, 09:11:39
Hey BGH, also good work from you. :beer:

Fergus & The Brazen Car
03-06-2005, 10:40:21
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
She's also got a nasty habit of crapping in the bath, producing an impressive orange oil-slick that coats everything.


Any empty Body Shop Neroli bath oil bottles lying around ?


Bottle the slick, take it in, and say-

"I'd like a refund. This is crap."

MDA
03-06-2005, 12:03:40
Originally posted by Funko
Bah, life assurance is the correct term. Insurance is for something that might happen but you are guaranteed to die. It's when not if.

Having checked, that's a British thing, you yanks call it life insurance. Blah.

Didn't know that.

Funko
03-06-2005, 12:14:42
I thought you were just being cheeky then I wondered if it was another seperated by a common language thing.

Drekkus
03-06-2005, 12:37:55
Originally posted by paiktis22
say that to a greek and witness his ppl skillz :lol:

MDA
03-06-2005, 12:41:09
Originally posted by Funko
I thought you were just being cheeky then I wondered if it was another seperated by a common language thing.

Both true.

sexylady
03-06-2005, 12:50:01
cute kids :cute:

Mr. Bas
06-06-2005, 09:44:32
Congrats, Laz!

MOBIUS
06-06-2005, 23:27:26
Here's a very recent one of my offspring (last W/E)

Oerdin
06-06-2005, 23:31:02
Originally posted by Venom
I predict baby number 2 will be the death of you.

Yeah, Laz will likely be doing some sort of DIY home repair when the baby tosses her bottle at him, or something, thus causing Laz to fall face first into the band saw he was using to cut crown molding. ;)

Funko
07-06-2005, 09:05:40
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Here's a very recent one of my offspring (last W/E)

I didn't know you had an offspring.

CGers seem to have surprisingly normal looking kids. Scary. :cute:

mr.G
07-06-2005, 09:09:52
tick tack?

MOBIUS
07-06-2005, 12:28:07
Originally posted by Funko
I didn't know you had an offspring.

CGers seem to have surprisingly normal looking kids. Scary. :cute:

Jep, well obviously he inherited all my normality

Venom
07-06-2005, 14:08:13
So all your abnormality was learned?

Venom
07-06-2005, 14:08:52
Originally posted by MOBIUS
Here's a very recent one of my offspring (last W/E)

Who's the pedaphile with him?

Funko
07-06-2005, 14:09:37
He has a foot fetish? :confused:

BigGameHunter
08-06-2005, 01:19:18
Apparently a robot fetish...!

Looks like a chip off the old block...someone better start an offspring thread. Losers can post pics of their dogs and fish and cars and guitars and joysticks and stuff.

Venom
08-06-2005, 02:01:58
Originally posted by Funko
He has a foot fetish? :confused:

You should know better than to expect good spelling from me.

KrazyHorse@home
08-06-2005, 02:29:08
is it odd that i just considered what the decompositson of laz's offspring into spherical harmonrics would look lie?

fuck,i hat wheat physics is doing to me.

KrazyHorse@home
08-06-2005, 02:31:11
i'm not, big on babies( they all look the same to me), but the older one rhiannon is absolutely cute.

she made me want a kid for about a thousandth of a second.

if I have a daughter I hope she ends up looking that heartbreakingly cute.

:)

enough cheese. Fuck you/

KrazyHorse@home
08-06-2005, 02:32:24
whereas that creep on the left in mobius' picture just ruins it for me.

Oerdin
08-06-2005, 02:57:16
Doesn't Modius's face look like it got photoshoped on to that picture? :lol:

MOBIUS
08-06-2005, 08:46:30
You insolent fuckers!:lol:

Well seeing as you've penetrated my cunning disguise - we Slitheen shall conquer the world starting with counterglow!:shoot: