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Koshko
01-06-2005, 06:17:08
Vin Diesel once went sledding in New Hampshire and broke the sound barrier by turning his head around and blowing forcefully. As a result of the shock waves, several children died. Vin ascended to heaven and repeatedly punched God in the eye until he brought them all back to life. Every single one of those children are now scientists.

It's a FACT!

jsorense
01-06-2005, 06:36:27
:rolleyes:

Koshko
01-06-2005, 06:55:17
Vin Diesel chooses the name for each new hurricane by killing a random stranger and checking the victim's drivers license. If the person's name is longer than seven letters or shorter than four, the hurricane is named after one Vin Diesel's illegitimate children.

It's a FACT!

jsorense
01-06-2005, 07:10:12
Koshko, isn't it time you took your therapist's advice and started detox?

Koshko
01-06-2005, 07:18:48
I don't drink at all.

jsorense
01-06-2005, 07:22:39
Originally posted by Koshko
I don't drink at all. :confused: Your point being?:confused:

Koshko
01-06-2005, 07:28:05
Vin Diesel writes crime novels under the assumed name Ian Rankin. The real Ian Rankin is a male prostitute whom Vin cured of Syphilis with his magic touch.

It's a FACT!

mr.G
01-06-2005, 07:29:34
If you stare at Vin Diesel's tonsils at the stroke of midnight, you can see how you will die. Strangely enough, all deaths involve a guy named Murray dressed in a Hello Kitty costume

It's a FACT!

Koshko
01-06-2005, 07:32:35
All months used to have 32 days, but Vin Diesel demanded a sacrifice from each month. February refused to comply, so Vin Diesel fucked the month up for good by making it the worst month ever.

It's a FACT!

mr.G
01-06-2005, 07:41:48
Vin Diesel has secretly been every Pope the last 350 years, with the exception of Pope John Paul II (who was actually John Cusack).

It's a FACT!

and yes, in the wood

Debaser
01-06-2005, 22:27:03
Vin Diesel's bones are actually denser than lead, and he can only walk upright because he has hydrogen pumping round his body instead of blood.

It's a FACT!

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-06-2005, 22:45:52
Vin Diesel's first name is actually pronounced in the French style, as "Van". However if you actually pronounce his name like that in his presence, he will rip your spine out through your bumhole because he's afraid people might think he's gay.

FACT!

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-06-2005, 22:48:24
Vin Diesel owned a hamster as a child, but managed to kill it by overfeeding it with lemons and crisps. The resulting trauma means that, even now, should he see anyone with protruding front teeth he spends several hours apologising while punching himself in the face and crying like a big fucking poof.

FACT!

Debaser
01-06-2005, 22:59:34
While modern folklore inaccurately suggests legendary TV presenter Bob Holness plays the sax break on soft rock classic "Baker Street", few people actually realise "Gerry Rafferty" is really just a front for one of Vin Diesel's lesser musical projects, and that he actually plays all the instruments on the record himself.

It's a FACT!

Japher
01-06-2005, 23:00:41
Vin Diesel is ambidextrous. However, he has no idea what this means and consequently does not deploy this rare gift. He was once told of his condition, to which he replied, “Am I going to die?” The person identifying his ambidexterity began laughing hysterically and can now be found at Whitehurst Cemetery in Pitt County, North Carolina.

FACT!

Provost Harrison
01-06-2005, 23:46:00
Vin Diesel's new film is a bag of wank, and no matter how my female friends coax me to go and see it, I'd rather inject caustic soda up my jap's eye...

FACT!

Koshko
02-06-2005, 02:26:16
Vin Diesel once dated Henri Winkler.

It's a FACT!

Lazarus and the Gimp
02-06-2005, 08:25:54
And he got to third base!

FACT!

Funko
02-06-2005, 09:46:17
Vin Diesel is the French bio fuel that could change the world - FACT!

Where is the actual fact maker I can't remember the link?

Spartak
02-06-2005, 10:31:16
http://www.4q.cc/vin/

Vin Diesel spends his days going aroud from synagogue to synagogue collecting foreskins of all the circumsized Jewish boys. He keeps them in an old coffee tin in his garage.

FACT!

Spartak
02-06-2005, 10:37:46
All your base are belong to Vin Diesel.

FACT

mr.G
02-06-2005, 10:53:24
Vin Diesel was inspired to act by John Travolta's performance in "Battlefield Earth". -FACT

best film evah - FACT-FACT -FACT

Funko
02-06-2005, 10:58:17
I really liked it. One of the funniest films ever.

mr.G
02-06-2005, 11:18:07
hmmmmmmmmmmmm

Funko
02-06-2005, 11:30:39
OK, that's not true. But it was bad enough to be funny.

DaShi
02-06-2005, 14:29:05
All of Vin Diesel's clothes are made from the hair he shaves off his head and back -FACT

Vin Diesel explodes every Tuesday at 4:03 AM Eastern Time, only to reassemble himself from the scattered parts and frog DNA. -FACT

Venom
02-06-2005, 14:49:26
Vin Diesel smokes cock. -FACT

mr.G
02-06-2005, 15:55:11
Vin Diesel knows what's in the briefcase in Pulp Fiction. -FACT

Sweeper
02-06-2005, 16:45:21
Vin Diesel never allows photographers to take photographs of his sideprofile. This is because his distinctive facial shape would give away the secret that he is actually a Neanderthal (http://www.adbusters.org/the_front/media/1/20050204-robot2.gif) who invented a time machine to come into the present and avenge the genocide by exterminating all Homo sapiens. - FACT

Koshko
03-06-2005, 05:26:09
Vin Diesel often walks into children's hospitals dressed as a doctor and tells kids they're going to die. Then he yells "Just kiddin'!" and jumps out the window.

It's a FACT!

mr.G
03-06-2005, 06:18:08
Vin Diesel and Lurker, they know! -FACT!

Koshko
03-06-2005, 06:42:40
Vin Diesel once peed on a third rail of the New York City subway system and subsequently caused the blackout of 2003.

It's a FACT!

mr.G
03-06-2005, 06:45:17
Vin Diesel found Sadam first, and was just keeping him in that hole to preserve freshness.

It's a FACT!

Koshko
03-06-2005, 07:23:56
Vin Diesel has a twin brother named Evil Denis. He is actually quite nice; its just that their parents were fond of anagrams.

It's a FACT!

Koshko
03-06-2005, 07:52:10
The next fact generator may be about either The Hoff or Chuck Norris! Vote for one of them:

http://www.4q.cc/vin/poll.php

mr.G
03-06-2005, 08:16:43
Chuck Norris 20.5%
David Hasselhoff 14.2%
Bob Saget 12.6%
Paris Hilton 10.0%
Will Smith 7.0%

Funko
03-06-2005, 09:39:32
I wasted my vote on Andrew W.K.

MOBIUS
03-06-2005, 10:20:04
Vin Diesel recently has begun plans for a new fossil fuel mining operation. He and his team of advertising agents came up with a range of titles for the operation such as 'Triple Exxxon' and 'Fast and the Fuellious', but Vin Diesel settled in the end with 'Vin Diesel'.

FACT!

Funko
03-06-2005, 10:21:59
* DO NOT SUBMIT any of the following facts since we already have them in the database. If you haven't seen it yet, maybe it's because there are over 2,600 in total.

- Vin Diesel shot [JR, Kennedy, Lennon, etc...].

- Vin Diesel is.

- Vin Diesel [is, was on, was] the grassy knoll.

- Vin Diesel is right behind you.

- All your base are belong to Vin Diesel

- Any Hitchhiker's Guide references.

- Puns that relate to gasoline.

FACT!

MOBIUS
03-06-2005, 10:27:08
But I like puns that relate to petrol...:cry:

Provost Harrison
03-06-2005, 12:10:42
Vin Diesel - a bottle of wine I won't be drinking, mark my words :p

Koshko
03-06-2005, 22:54:49
Vin Diesel is an honorary oooompa loompa.

It's a FACT!

Japher
03-06-2005, 23:25:35
Vin Diesel's toe jam is used to lubricate the drive shaft on the space shuttle.

-FACT!

alsieboo
03-06-2005, 23:35:51
Originally posted by Koshko
Vin Diesel writes crime novels under the assumed name Ian Rankin. The real Ian Rankin is a male prostitute whom Vin cured of Syphilis with his magic touch.

It's a FACT!

ohmy gosh!

MOBIUS
03-06-2005, 23:37:09
It's amazing what you find out on CG - makes you wanna be logged on 24/7 just in case you miss anything...:D

Koshko
04-06-2005, 08:06:03
Vin Diesel once got in a fistfight with his butcher over whether or not he could borrow the deli-slicer for recreational purposes.

It's a FACT!

Greg W
04-06-2005, 11:28:43
Vin Diesel is a gay twat, and HARDMAN shot his mum up the @#$%!

It's a FACT!

Koshko
04-06-2005, 21:34:00
During a stay at Neverland Ranch in the 80's, Vin Diesel was awoken by Michael Jackson who was trying to sneak into his bed. Vin punched Jackson so hard that he knocked the black right off of him.

It's a FACT!

Sweeper
05-06-2005, 00:00:25
Vin Diesel often boasts that his name is an anagram of "veiled sin", and has been known to break, with a crowbar, the knees of anyone who points out that it is also an anagram of "I sniveled" - FACT!

Koshko
05-06-2005, 23:41:32
Vin Diesel wanted this thread bumped.

It's a FACT!

Spartak
06-06-2005, 00:00:06
:lol:

Koshko
09-06-2005, 04:57:10
Vin Diesel used to be an awesome breakdancer.

It's a FACT!
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/vindiesel.html

mr.G
10-06-2005, 11:44:33
Vin Diesel's blood type is Dr. Pepper negative. It's a FACT!

MDA
10-06-2005, 12:19:33
:lol: