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Greg W
01-06-2005, 02:35:59
#2465917852 - don't smash it against the post at the foot of your bed when attempting to walk past said bed. Cos it's #$%@ing painful! :bash:

jsorense
01-06-2005, 06:11:54
Well, I propose that we have a new scale at Counterglow. The purpose of this scale is to measure the damage tha glowworms do to themselves. If we put Aredhran's self emollation as a 10 then I think that Greg's drunken stumblings should score about 2.5 areds.

Funko
01-06-2005, 09:25:07
I think it's barely 1 ared. Hurts a lot for a very short time but no lasting damage. Probably no need for even rudimentary first aid let alone hospital.

Spartak
01-06-2005, 09:34:55
Where do Laz's DIY disasters rate on the Ared scale?

Funko
01-06-2005, 09:39:20
I think the Ared scale is for damage to himself. To me Laz's DIY disasters are more associated with massive property damage - although he might injure himself too.

I think we could have a combination of Areds and Lazonds to describe any DIY disaster.

For instance if you were trying to get rid of some bamboo in your garden and decided to burn it out with napalm, giving yourself 3rd degree burns and destroying your garden shed and burning a tree down (and the firemen flooded your kitchen putting it out) then that could be 12 Areds and 15 Lazonds.

Spartak
01-06-2005, 09:43:36
Sounds good to me.

Funko
01-06-2005, 10:11:53
You masochist.

Spartak
01-06-2005, 10:26:31
No I meant the idea, not actually having it happen to me. It all sounds quite painful.

Drekkus
01-06-2005, 10:51:21
Originally posted by Funko
You masochist. :lol:

Smashing your post to the knee of your foot sounds difficult.

sexylady
01-06-2005, 11:34:43
Originally posted by Drekkus
:lol:

Smashing your post to the knee of your foot sounds difficult.

yeah, i can't imagine how you look like in that position :clueless: :lol:

Greg W
01-06-2005, 14:31:44
Actually, I have a scab about a cm square, and a gash for about 2 cm either side of said scab, and some minor swelling and continued soreness 11 hours later.

I told you it was a good bash.

Funko
01-06-2005, 14:32:21
Are you trying to increase your score? OK. 1.2 Areds

Greg W
01-06-2005, 14:39:53
No, just clearing up some misconceptions on your part.

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-06-2005, 14:43:11
It's 1 Ared for the pain, and 8.3 YouBigPoofs for the whimpering.

Funko
01-06-2005, 14:43:40
Typical whinging Aussie.

Greg W
01-06-2005, 14:45:15
Whimpering? Pfft. That barely even rates on the whimpering scale. Now swearing when it happened, that'd rate about an 8.3.

Greg W
01-06-2005, 14:45:49
Originally posted by Funko
Typical whinging Aussie. :hmm:

Venom
01-06-2005, 15:18:09
Overall incident rating....7.3 Gandertarks on the retard scale.

Greg W
01-06-2005, 15:28:34
Yes, it was rather retarded, I'll give you that.

Cruddy
01-06-2005, 15:32:49
Luckily I don't have any posts at the foot of my bed, so I don't get this.

What I do get is leaving the upper cupboard door open and walking straight into it.

Right in the face. Ouch.

The Norks
01-06-2005, 21:11:49
real aussie men dont feel pain greg. you should simply brush off your knee, walk on and call yourslef a big Galaaaaa!

Greg W
02-06-2005, 01:26:57
Look shiela, don't go giving me the raw prawns.

The Norks
02-06-2005, 07:40:37
stop carrying on like a pork chop!

Funko
02-06-2005, 09:42:13
I thought the raw prawn thing was made up for Home and Away. :lol:

MOBIUS
02-06-2005, 12:44:25
Knees are cool. They hurt like fuck when you bash them, but the pain seems to completely go away about 5 minutes later...:)

Except when you really fuck then up of course - mine makes this nasty clicking sound now...

Venom
02-06-2005, 13:17:56
Knees can also deliver massive damage to other people.

Greg W
02-06-2005, 13:56:04
Originally posted by Funko
I thought the raw prawn thing was made up for Home and Away. :lol: Er. No. :nervous:

Greg W
02-06-2005, 13:56:57
Originally posted by The Norks
stop carrying on like a pork chop! Stop acting the goat, bonzo.

The Norks
02-06-2005, 18:34:20
Originally posted by Greg W
Stop acting the goat, bonzo.

are you still sitting around like a shag on a rock?!

Venom
02-06-2005, 18:38:34
4.5 hour x-fear :shoot:

Greg W
03-06-2005, 03:26:10
#2465917853 - two days later, don't bash your opposite knee on the same post, going int he reverse direction. Man I am a retard. :lol:

Norks, you're crazy as a two bob watch. Use your loaf and don't do your lolly!

Venom
03-06-2005, 04:21:55
9.3 Gandertarks.

The Norks
03-06-2005, 22:35:52
Originally posted by Greg W
#2465917853 - two days later, don't bash your opposite knee on the same post, going int he reverse direction. Man I am a retard. :lol:

Norks, you're crazy as a two bob watch. Use your loaf and don't do your lolly!

yeah? well you're as mad as a cut snake!!

Greg W
04-06-2005, 01:23:39
And you're as daft as a damp squib. Right now I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger! Wet the whistle last night, and now I'm feeling a bit of a dog's breakfast.

The Norks
04-06-2005, 01:46:45
ok! ok! I give in!! YOu're more of an aussie than I'll ever be........mate :)

jsorense
04-06-2005, 01:53:50
Well given Greg's, um, stature, that would be more like a half Aussie.:cute:

Greg W
04-06-2005, 04:36:59
Half Aussie, half lunatic. :smoke:

Venom
04-06-2005, 05:16:38
DRUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNK....and flood control.

mr.G
04-06-2005, 07:48:58
Originally posted by Venom
9.3 Gandertarks.
9.3 gandertaks on the wall
9.3 gandertaks
If one of those retards should happen to fall,
9.3 gandertaks on the wall

this is a nice song, cause itīs endless.
1 fallen gandertak is exactly 1 gandertak on the scale of gandertak, coool huh.

Greg W
04-06-2005, 11:30:45
Maybe you should just randomly choose a number to preceede the ".3" each time...

mr.G
07-06-2005, 11:36:48
or Maybe not

Funko
07-06-2005, 11:41:17
That wouldn't make any sense.

Tizzy
07-06-2005, 11:42:21
Perfect then

mr.G
07-06-2005, 11:44:00
jes, .3 lurker knows .3

Funko
07-06-2005, 11:44:38
Coincidentally .3 is also the exact proportion of a pint of beer that Lurker spills on average / hitchhikers guide.

mr.G
07-06-2005, 11:48:51
coincidentally?
hell no, deliberately.

Now I do understand those american pinchers

Venom
07-06-2005, 13:32:48
And we don't understand you.