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Funko
31-05-2005, 20:44:04
11 minutes 'till the football starts on TV. I'm bored what can I do until then?

Japher
31-05-2005, 20:46:53
fwap it.

Funko
31-05-2005, 20:48:06
100-0

:shoot:

And just in case people don't believe me I took the time to message Venom before I started the thread to say exactly what I was going for so he can confirm my score.

Venom
31-05-2005, 20:48:17
100-0

Funko
31-05-2005, 20:50:12
Well this is certainly helping to pass the time.

Venom
31-05-2005, 20:53:47
It could be worse, you could be wanking with Japher's words ringing in your ears.

Funko
31-05-2005, 20:54:42
I could be but the football's started now. See you all later.

Diss
31-05-2005, 21:38:09
I can't wank in 11 minutes. It usually takes me longer.

paiktis22
31-05-2005, 21:41:46
Such leisure

Diss
31-05-2005, 21:43:45
I like to be romantic and pour myself a glass of wine, put on some soft music. Light some candles...

paiktis22
31-05-2005, 21:48:52
and fwap it under the sounds of violin?

protein
31-05-2005, 23:00:46
Originally posted by Diss
I like to be romantic and pour myself a glass of wine, put on some soft music. Light some candles...
I like to take a sniff of poppers, put on some happy hardcore and stick candles up my bum...

Japher
31-05-2005, 23:15:36
I usually get myself drunk so I can take advantage and regret it in the morning.

Provost Harrison
31-05-2005, 23:40:53
Have sex Funko...

11 times :p

Drekkus
31-05-2005, 23:54:26
so was that a live match on the bbc just now?

Funko
01-06-2005, 09:18:59
Yeah, England vs Columbia in the Giants stadium.

Crap pitch, quite a good game. Most of the England regulars weren't there but the kids did well.

Immortal Wombat
01-06-2005, 09:21:16
Columbia (http://www.dc.gov/) has a soccer team?

Funko
01-06-2005, 09:23:45
I assume it was them otherwise why would we be playing in America?

Immortal Wombat
01-06-2005, 09:37:51
Maybe Colombia were also touring. Else why play in New Jersey?

Funko
01-06-2005, 09:41:53
Shut up.

Spartak
01-06-2005, 09:42:00
Because we had already played in Chicago?

Funko
01-06-2005, 10:07:44
I think everyone's been in Chicago, every time I'm on the tube there's an advert for a new cast.

Spartak
01-06-2005, 10:08:59
:lol:

Funko
01-06-2005, 10:09:53
Don't encourage me, that was poor. :(

Spartak
01-06-2005, 10:27:47
I didn't think it was that bad. You have done worse; much worse.

Funko
01-06-2005, 10:28:31
True.

Tizzy
01-06-2005, 10:29:11
That's still no reason to encourage him.

Spartak
01-06-2005, 10:30:26
Why?

Tizzy
01-06-2005, 10:32:52
Encouragement isn't going to make it any better you know, we'll just be subjected to more bad lines.

Funko
01-06-2005, 10:34:15
Encouraging the good ones would be good.

Spartak
01-06-2005, 10:39:04
And it was one of his better ones.

Funko
01-06-2005, 10:39:33
Really? God. I suck as much as Venom said

Spartak
01-06-2005, 10:41:32
Yep.

Provost Harrison
01-06-2005, 10:49:52
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
Columbia (http://www.dc.gov/) has a soccer team?

Oh yeah, with hair-dos like this :D

http://www.mlsnet.com/images/2004/06/23/VoiU4h6A.jpg

Immortal Wombat
01-06-2005, 10:58:20
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Oh yeah, with hair-dos like this :D
No. That's why I commented.

Provost Harrison
01-06-2005, 11:09:35
Just used it as an excuse to post a whacky hair-do :p

sexylady
01-06-2005, 11:12:24
11 minutes hmmmmm, you should cook your pop corn first while waiting for the program so that you will enjoy watching ;) :p

Provost Harrison
01-06-2005, 11:13:21
Cop porn?

Drekkus
01-06-2005, 11:40:23
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Oh yeah, with hair-dos like this :D

http://www.mlsnet.com/images/2004/06/23/VoiU4h6A.jpg That's more of a weir-do

Spartak
01-06-2005, 11:42:10
Looks like the glow affected his hair, otherwise its the twin of your avatar...

Lurker the Second
01-06-2005, 13:05:25
God damn that's a hairdo.

mr.G
01-06-2005, 13:18:46
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
Oh yeah, with hair-dos like this :D

http://www.mlsnet.com/images/2004/06/23/VoiU4h6A.jpg

he looks like a blonde Gullit

Venom
01-06-2005, 13:28:42
That's who I model my game after. No defense, weird hair, and a scraggly beard. MY HERO!