View Full Version : am i the only person who is drunk?

The Norks
27-05-2005, 19:52:43
I am going daaahhhhhn the offy and going ter wotch big bruvver.

27-05-2005, 20:02:20
I'm fine, thanks.

27-05-2005, 20:05:35
If you were REALLY drunk, you would be showing us on a web cam, nude of course.

27-05-2005, 20:06:19
or just topless... it doesn't really matter

27-05-2005, 20:08:08
Of course it does, we need beaver shots.

27-05-2005, 20:09:05
ok, nevermind my last post... seems we NEED to see the whole kit as well as the kabudle...

27-05-2005, 20:13:27
I complete record is important.

The Higgelhoff
27-05-2005, 20:21:29
I'm feeling tired and a bit iffy from too much afternoon drinking. Going out for a birthday pissup tomorrow at 10.30am.... :vom:

The Norks
27-05-2005, 20:28:34
urrrgh I feel sordid and sick now...bought wine and faaaags which I havent smoked for ages at offy and came back and saw hideous eastenders love scene. eel queasy. Shouldve eten

27-05-2005, 21:01:33
its just a bit past noon in my area. im gonna wait till the sun sets before i get drunk.

27-05-2005, 21:18:53
I am drunk, of course.

But its my birthday, I'm allowed to. I am also allowed to skive off work tonight.

The Norks
27-05-2005, 21:28:56
happy birthday you dirty witch! what the fuck are you doing posting here? shouldnt you be out felling young men and harvesting them?

27-05-2005, 21:30:29
I haven't had a drink for over 2 months and haven't been pissed for nearly six months.

The Norks
27-05-2005, 21:33:56
you are wrong. WRONG I TELL YOU

27-05-2005, 22:24:43
No its true. It happens when you get old.

Lurker the Second
27-05-2005, 22:49:06

27-05-2005, 23:01:02
I thought you didn't watch big brother? I was out with a certain soppy, emotional pisces

Provost Harrison
28-05-2005, 00:15:21
Personally I think it is a load of old bollocks and wouldn't watch it...

28-05-2005, 06:21:19
am i the only person who is drunk?


28-05-2005, 07:25:26
Originally posted by Spartak
No its true. It happens when you get old. not true

Greg W
28-05-2005, 14:30:58
I haven't drunk since about a minute ago, and I haven't been pissed since right now. :beer:

28-05-2005, 14:45:34
Originally posted by mr.G
not true :hmm: I was a drunk in my twenties and now I'm older I'm teetotle so you work it out. It must be my age...

28-05-2005, 14:47:41
no no it must be just you, i am old and a drunk

28-05-2005, 15:06:33
It might be the allergy to Beer and Lager I suppose.

28-05-2005, 17:27:25
I am a bit allergic to Beer also, when i drink a lot I start to mrG and reapeat myself. ask Tizzy

28-05-2005, 17:50:50
Even worse than that. I can't have it. ever.

28-05-2005, 17:55:35
I accidently got a little drunk last week.:o

28-05-2005, 20:11:46
shame on you jsorense

30-05-2005, 18:02:48
Originally posted by mr.G
I am a bit allergic to Beer also, when i drink a lot I start to mrG and reapeat myself. ask Tizzy

It's a horrible, horrible allergy.
I hope someone invents a cure soon.

30-05-2005, 21:19:28

30-05-2005, 21:38:43
I'm still sober.

30-05-2005, 21:52:49
I'm a bit tipsy!:beer:

30-05-2005, 22:06:33
Is that all? But then you did bet on Preston.

30-05-2005, 22:34:50
And I've never been happier to lose a tenner!:beer:

It's sort of a superstition thing...

Besides a bit tipsy is a bit of an understatement...;)