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Funko
27-05-2005, 15:27:14
1. Breasts

2. Drinking

Funko
27-05-2005, 15:27:45
3. Free stuff

4. Getting paid

5. Winning shit

Venom
27-05-2005, 15:28:15
6. Porn or sex, whichever your status in life affords you.

Funko
27-05-2005, 15:28:59
7. Finding the hot-dog stand is back

The Higgelhoff
27-05-2005, 15:30:39
Hmm..

1 - Can't fault them!

2 - Hangover :vom:

3 - Is it ever?

4 - First you must work :(

5 - But first you must dial that premium number to collect it :mad:

6 - Ah, Porn.... never lets you down!

Venom
27-05-2005, 15:31:11
8. Days off work

Funko
27-05-2005, 15:31:38
9. 9 days off work

Funko
27-05-2005, 15:32:13
10. Finding out school's closed because it snowed so you don't have to go. Woo hoo!

mr.G
27-05-2005, 15:33:50
11. architecture

Venom
27-05-2005, 15:37:21
12. Mr G getting all his fingers broken in a horrible chopstick accident.

mr.G
27-05-2005, 15:38:52
13. 13 bricks up venoms ass.

14. no. 14 JC

Nills Lagerbaak
27-05-2005, 15:39:21
13. Science

14. Science related rap tunes

15. The Hoffs new hip-hop tune

Funko
27-05-2005, 15:40:38
16. Finding out The Hoff is doing a hip-hop tune with William Shatner and MC Hawking.

Japher
27-05-2005, 15:40:47
18. Cheese

Funko
27-05-2005, 15:41:23
19. Missing out numbers 'cause you don't give a shit.

Nills Lagerbaak
27-05-2005, 15:41:59
19. Finding out that Mc Hawking is the bastard love child of The Hoff and the Shatter

mr.G
27-05-2005, 15:42:00
20 beer

Japher
27-05-2005, 15:42:52
21. Beer, because it's so damn woo hoo-able it needs to be mentioned at least twice

Funko
27-05-2005, 15:43:48
22. Finding a really cold beer on a really hot day when you are somewhere you wouldn't normally expect to find a cold beer.

mr.G
27-05-2005, 15:45:15
23. Drinking it real loud.

Funko
27-05-2005, 15:46:23
24. Scoring 3 goals in 6 minutes in the european cup final when you were pretty much dead and buried.

mr.G
27-05-2005, 15:47:09
25. another beer

Funko
27-05-2005, 15:48:38
26. Thinking you have run out of beers but then finding another four hidden at the back of the fridge.

Lazarus and the Gimp
27-05-2005, 15:49:18
27- Dog on the pitch!

Funko
27-05-2005, 15:49:32
28. Someone saying "No, I'll get these" referring to them buying a round of beers

Funko
27-05-2005, 15:50:12
29. 50p off entry on saturday

Lazarus and the Gimp
27-05-2005, 15:51:41
30- spending 12 hours in a delivery suite with a midwife who's a dead ringer for Anna Friel.

Japher
27-05-2005, 15:52:15
31 - Fine ass nymphos

Nills Lagerbaak
27-05-2005, 15:57:53
32 - 40 - A nice cold pint of Kronenbourg white! And yes you read that correctly Kronenbourg WHITE! A delicious new tipple tasting remarkably like Hoegarden, but with a hint of pineapple.

Venom
27-05-2005, 16:01:25
41. A nearby bathroom after 32-40.

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:03:21
42. The relief of waking up and going to the toilet after dreaming for hours and hours that you were desperate for a piss but no matter how much you pissed in your dream it doesn't get better.

Lurker the Second
27-05-2005, 16:05:00
43. More breasts.

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:07:31
44. Finding out your "how much porn do you have on your computer" copycat still hasn't been closed or deleted.

Venom
27-05-2005, 16:09:11
45. Not Poly

Drekkus
27-05-2005, 16:25:06
46. poly being back up

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:25:37
47. Bank holiday weekends.

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:32:47
48. Having a gymnast jump into your cage when you are randy.

Drekkus
27-05-2005, 16:36:05
:lol:

49. waking up thinking you overslept, only to realise it's weekend.

Venom
27-05-2005, 16:41:26
50. Waking up early thinking you have to go to work, only to realize it's the weekend.

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:42:23
51. Not waking up early and not having to go to work because it's the weekend.

Venom
27-05-2005, 16:44:14
52. The proportionate strength and agility of spider without that responsibility crap.

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:45:20
53. A lovely cold beer and curry.

Venom
27-05-2005, 16:46:04
43. Boobs, tits, and breasts

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:47:31
44. Girls summer clothing.

Beta1
27-05-2005, 16:47:47
54. Tax refunds

Beta1
27-05-2005, 16:48:22
55. poster not noticing venom can't count

Venom
27-05-2005, 16:48:43
55. Proper numbering and typing.

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:48:52
56. Noticing he can't count and going with it 'cause it's fun.

Japher
27-05-2005, 16:49:30
57-ish. Not being anal

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:50:51
58. Not being anally raped by a bengal tiger.

Venom
27-05-2005, 16:51:11
(I was distracted by thinking about boobs and tits and such)

58. Bojangles

Venom
27-05-2005, 16:54:25
59. Thinking it would be funny to put the next number in hexidecimal only to realize it's not only not funny, but really stupid and dorky and then deciding not to shame yourself further.

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:55:18
60. Not being nerdy enough loser to even consider writing a number in hexidecimal.

Nills Lagerbaak
27-05-2005, 17:04:34
61+

Fucking, farting, sleeping, drinking (beer mostly), ladies, whores, beer, rock n' Roll. Drugs, etc. etc.

Funko
27-05-2005, 17:05:59
62. Wine

Nills Lagerbaak
27-05-2005, 17:10:48
63 A lovely ice cold bloody mary with generous amounts of tabasco and a stick of celery

Funko
27-05-2005, 17:12:10
64. Curry

Nills Lagerbaak
27-05-2005, 17:13:37
65. Tandoors

Funko
27-05-2005, 17:15:27
66. Nepalese Chicken (http://www.khukurirestaurant.co.uk/menu.html)

Nills Lagerbaak
27-05-2005, 17:18:38
Must disagree with 66. I hear alarm bells when they describe something as "cooked in special nepalese sauce". That doesn't mean shit! It could be ketchup for all you know

Funko
27-05-2005, 17:22:50
You haven't tried it. It is great, definitely proper ingredients and no ketchup.

Drekkus
27-05-2005, 17:27:50
Places with names as Harakiri restaurant always make me suspicious too.

Tizzy
27-05-2005, 17:28:12
67. Realising it's time to leave work

Funko
27-05-2005, 17:28:37
It's a nepalese place and a Khukhuri is the Gurkah knife/sword.

Lurker the Second
27-05-2005, 17:47:02
68. Eva Longhorio having a hissy fit b/c you want to get out of bed and get a beer.

Spartak
27-05-2005, 18:16:54
69 ahem

70 going to china for 3 years

Immortal Wombat
27-05-2005, 20:31:40
71. No Pants Friday

72. "Study" leave

73. Dog in the playground!

74. Czech beer prices

Chris
27-05-2005, 20:46:52
75. Not reading this thread

mr.G
28-05-2005, 07:14:38
76. heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheecamerondiazhehe heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh