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Funko
27-05-2005, 13:40:14
Who would win?

Lurker the Second
27-05-2005, 13:46:33
This poll is just stupid. The ninja would just morph into a giant cock and fuck rambo up the ass.

mr.G
27-05-2005, 13:46:51
I may call him Ramboo

Drekkus
27-05-2005, 13:47:57
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
This poll is just stupid. The ninja would just morph into a giant cock and fuck rambo up the ass. But who would benefit the most of that?

Lurker the Second
27-05-2005, 13:53:30
We would, b/c we'd get to hear the ninja wail.

MattHiggs
27-05-2005, 13:54:30
Ninja :rolleyes:

King_Ghidra
27-05-2005, 13:56:24
ninja anything beats rambo anything

ninja scooter vs rambo scooter? no contest

kawasaki ninja vs kawasaki rambo? jesus, no contest

ninja turtle vs rambo turtle? don't even start

Spartak
27-05-2005, 14:03:31
Where is the Mr Fish option?

Venom
27-05-2005, 14:24:05
The only thing Rambo could win vs a ninja is a slurred speech contest. And possibly a Vietnam flashback contest, but that's in question. I'm sure the ninjas were in Nam, but they may be too tough to have flashbacks.

Drekkus
27-05-2005, 14:28:04
Rambo would win in a number of words said per movie contest. And he ain't saying much.

Chris
27-05-2005, 15:27:47
They would be even if the category was number of bad movies that each stared in.

Funko
27-05-2005, 15:28:11
What wanker voted for Rambo? Is there a pirate here?

Chris
27-05-2005, 15:29:18
Funko tries to cover his tracks using that old gag.

Lurker the Second
27-05-2005, 15:33:22
NINJA GAME! (http://www.miniclip.com/ninja2.htm)

Diss
27-05-2005, 20:32:19
rambo can fly russian helicopters.

no ninja, no matter how stealthy can fly and reach him.

rambo is so cool he can fire rockets from within helicopters.

mr.G
28-05-2005, 06:56:41
Originally posted by Funko
What wanker voted for Rambo? Is there a pirate here? wanker G, but i am a N99B and i may call him ramboo

Funko
29-05-2005, 12:13:31
I thought that adding the bamboo might give him more votes. I think it only rhymes in Dutch though. :confused:

Venom
31-05-2005, 13:22:42
5 votes for Rambo? Inconcievable!

wr.G
31-05-2005, 13:31:17
Originally posted by Funko
I thought that adding the bamboo might give him more votes. I think it only rhymes in Dutch though. :confused: wrong

rambo
bamboe

Venom
31-05-2005, 13:38:40
Ramboo is probably better than trying to force it to rhyme.

The Higgelhoff
31-05-2005, 13:40:43
Sly is making Rambo IV. Maybe we'll find out!

Venom
31-05-2005, 13:46:24
I thought he was making Rocky VI, not Rambo IV.

Funko
31-05-2005, 13:49:36
What about in boom that rhymes with the bo in rambo?

wr.G
31-05-2005, 13:50:27
what about that?

Funko
31-05-2005, 13:53:03
I don't know.

Venom
31-05-2005, 13:53:54
I thought he was making Rocky VI, not Rambo IV.

Funko
31-05-2005, 13:54:33
There was talk of him making Rambo IV

It was axed very fast.

Venom
31-05-2005, 14:10:11
He's best left on TV. His Contender series was a bastion of the Unintentional Comedy Scale.

Lurker the Second
31-05-2005, 14:21:50
You watched that? You pervert.

The Higgelhoff
31-05-2005, 14:33:13
It was in the paper today that Rambo IV is defintely on the books; if succesful then Rambo V is a definite.

Funko
31-05-2005, 14:45:55
I thought it had been canned. It should be if this is anything to go by:

Rambo IV: Holy War, as itís called, sees Stalloneís iconic super-soldier return to the screen as the matured sage; he's married, with an adopted son, influenced by Islamic Sufism, and now working as an environmentalist at the United Nations. When the UN Assembly is hijacked by sadistic Islamist terrorists, Rambo tries to take the terrorists down, knowing that his Afghani-adopted son, Tomask, is part of the terrorist mission.

http://www.themovieblog.com/archives/2004/11/rambo_iv_holy_war.html

Full treatment

http://www.alpha1media.com/files/R_H_W_Treatment.pdf

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-05-2005, 14:47:26
This is bamboo Rambo. Ever tried killing bamboo? It's totally fucking impossible.

The bloke who lived two houses up the road grew bamboo in his garden about eight years ago, the bastard. Since then, I kep getting bamboo shoots coming up in my lawn, as do all the other houses around. Nothing kills it. It's unstappable.

Funko
31-05-2005, 14:48:54
Yeah, even when I didn't water it for 6 months so it went completely brown didn't kill it, it's coming back really fast now I am.

Venom
31-05-2005, 14:49:06
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
You watched that? You pervert.

You don't know what you're missing. The show sucked, but Stallone and Sugar Ray were hilarious. Unintentionally so, but still hilarious.

Funko
31-05-2005, 14:49:47
You're still a pervert.

mr.G
31-05-2005, 15:08:23
aren't we all.

jes jes we rrrrrrr

Tizzy
31-05-2005, 15:11:21
Speak for yourself

Venom
31-05-2005, 15:12:10
Oh yeah. I'm a total pervert.

mr.G
31-05-2005, 15:19:38
I am perverter

Lurker the Second
31-05-2005, 15:39:49
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
This is bamboo Rambo. Ever tried killing bamboo? It's totally fucking impossible.

The bloke who lived two houses up the road grew bamboo in his garden about eight years ago, the bastard. Since then, I kep getting bamboo shoots coming up in my lawn, as do all the other houses around. Nothing kills it. It's unstappable.

I thiink there are some varieties of bamboo that don't do that, but you're fucking doomed if you get the wrong ones. You just have to dig up the main plant and as many runners as you can see for as far as you can. Then every time another shoot comes up, pull it out and track down the runners as far as you can. You'll think you got it all, and one day a shoot comes up 30 feet from the original plant. Eventually you'll win, though. Humans and tool-making rule.

Drekkus
31-05-2005, 15:44:54
Since when are you a Bambo expert?

Lurker the Second
31-05-2005, 16:01:48
That one comes from personal experience.

Drekkus
31-05-2005, 16:07:50
dig up the main plant sounds like some sort of alien breeding machine.

Lazarus and the Gimp
31-05-2005, 16:28:33
Nuke it from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Venom
31-05-2005, 16:31:59
If you want to kill it bad enough, you can.

Venom
31-05-2005, 16:33:21
Venom's 3rd law.

Lurker the Second
31-05-2005, 17:16:05
Originally posted by Venom
If you want to kill it bad enough, you can.

So true. The hate I had for that bamboo plant was off the hate scale.

Venom
31-05-2005, 17:20:08
It's sort of a corallary to Major Dutch Schaeffer's law: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Deacon
31-05-2005, 18:15:42
Ninja. Rambo's paperwork would be mysteriously altered, sending him back to the stockade.

Shining1
01-06-2005, 02:28:26
Depends on the ninja. Is this a real Ninja, or one of those random chinese kung-fu movie ninjas who encircle you and then attack one at a time in a predictable pre-arranged fashion only to meet a horrifying and grizzly death at the hands of the TRUE MASTER?

Greg W
01-06-2005, 02:33:17
In the end, 100 VC shooting at Rambo with machine guns couldn't hit him, and he could still pick them off with a bow and arrow. The Ninja wouldn't stand a chance.

Funko
01-06-2005, 09:22:58
Originally posted by Venom
It's sort of a corallary to Major Dutch Schaeffer's law: If it bleeds, we can kill it.

Or Nills' more disturbing corruption of that;

If it bleeds we can fuck it, if it doesn't fuck it 'till it does.