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Funko
27-05-2005, 10:10:20
Thanks. :beer:

ps it's not my fish, I didn't name him.

Nills Lagerbaak
27-05-2005, 10:14:51
Bamboo AND fish? Ooooh - posh!

mr.G
27-05-2005, 10:16:26
water the bamboo?

like being all drunk and all?

King_Ghidra
27-05-2005, 10:19:26
funko, water the bamboo and feed mr fish later

Tizzy
27-05-2005, 10:20:01
Poor mr fish.
He's going to be very hungry if he has to rely on reminders from CG :(

MOBIUS
27-05-2005, 10:24:22
Or dead

Funko
27-05-2005, 10:33:59
Mr Fish is being collected on Saturday but I have put meeting alerts in my phone to go off every evening to remind me to feed him.

The bamboo came with the flat, it nearly died because we ignored the "water every day" instruction for 7 months but now I'm trying to bring it back to life which is kind of working.

mr.G
27-05-2005, 12:11:28
funko, water the bamboo and feed mr fish later

Tizzy
27-05-2005, 12:16:16
Funko, don't water mr fish and feed the bamboo later.

Beta1
27-05-2005, 12:21:37
he's going to need water. What sort of fish is he anyway?

(you knew I was going to ask that)

Immortal Wombat
27-05-2005, 12:24:24
An amazonian lungfish?

Funko
27-05-2005, 12:26:30
A goldfish.

mr.G
27-05-2005, 12:26:32
maybe he can stick the bamboo in the fishbowl. 2 flies in one stroke

Funko
27-05-2005, 12:26:52
Although once apparently there was a "fishtank incident" and he temporarily went black.

mr.G
27-05-2005, 12:36:12
Originally posted by Funko
A goldfish. named BoB?

Funko
27-05-2005, 12:37:07
Own Goal.

Named Mr Fish.

Drekkus
27-05-2005, 12:55:33
where are you going?

Lurker the Second
27-05-2005, 13:10:07
And did we approve of this trip?

mr.G
27-05-2005, 13:14:26
did we know he had bamboooooo?

Funko
27-05-2005, 13:17:14
I'm not going anywhere. These are daily things but my housemate who normally feeds Mr Fish is going to Australia.

Beta1
27-05-2005, 13:20:36
bamboo di dooooo

mr.G
27-05-2005, 13:20:45
without his Fish???????
what a disgrace

Funko
27-05-2005, 13:24:31
It's not his fish. The fish belongs to the mostly absent third housemate.

mr.G
27-05-2005, 13:28:50
what a story and an interesting life you are living.
so bamboo and fish, maybe you can do some neat rambo tricks with the bamboo

mr.G
27-05-2005, 13:31:31
Rambo doesn't NEED any of this stuff, of course. All he needs is a bow and arrow to turn the Cong into buffalo meat. Since all the GIs bail out on him and leave him hanging out there like a piece of limp sausage to die, Rambo ends up fighting the Viet Commies, the Russian Commies, AND the Washington Commies. Thank God he knows how to hot-wire a military chopper to get our boys out of there. 77 dead bodies. Three quarts blood. Two exploding boats. Eighteen exploding bamboo huts.

Drekkus
27-05-2005, 13:38:15
Originally posted by Funko
It's not his fish. The fish belongs to the mostly absent third housemate. Then why should you worry about it. Goldfish have really short memories. If you kill it, it won't remember after 5 seconds.

Funko
27-05-2005, 13:39:49
I wonder who would win out of Rambo and a Ninja...

Drekkus
27-05-2005, 13:41:26
Rambo can't flip out. Or wail.

mr.G
27-05-2005, 13:45:57
Is it an ordinary ninja?

King_Ghidra
27-05-2005, 14:22:28
what other kinds of ninja are you familiar with?

zmama
27-05-2005, 14:23:12
eat them instead

mr.G
27-05-2005, 14:24:04
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
what other kinds of ninja are you familiar with? fat ones

Funko
27-05-2005, 14:24:06
Eat a ninja?

Venom
27-05-2005, 14:25:26
Mr G beat me to the punch.

mr.G
27-05-2005, 14:49:59
yes i did,
yes yes yes
i did

Venom
27-05-2005, 14:51:55
You're worthless.

mr.G
27-05-2005, 14:55:00
thank you

Venom
27-05-2005, 15:00:14
And your bridge sucks and will probably kill 30 people.

mr.G
27-05-2005, 15:03:10
so i am not worthless afterall

It's a murder weapon in disquise and you are all jealous.

Lazarus and the Gimp
27-05-2005, 15:05:29
Does Funko still need reminding to sort out a pension too?

Funko
27-05-2005, 15:05:44
Nope, I've done that now. :beer:

Lurker the Second
27-05-2005, 15:21:56
Originally posted by mr.G
so i am not worthless afterall

It's a murder weapon in disquise and you are all jealous.

Ooh, very good.

Venom
27-05-2005, 15:23:46
Excellently devious.

Venom
27-05-2005, 15:27:03
Or, it's not devious at all and you just can't design a bridge worth a shit and you are as stupid as we thought.

I think that's much more likely.

Drekkus
27-05-2005, 15:38:49
:lol:

mr.G
27-05-2005, 15:41:29
We'll see Mannetje

Lurker the Second
27-05-2005, 15:55:55
Harness that stupidity into a force of mass devastation.

Lurker the Second
27-05-2005, 15:56:22
In other words, make a really big bridge for cars and trucks and trains.

Venom
27-05-2005, 15:57:49
That goes over a lava pit or something.

Japher
27-05-2005, 15:58:04
put a 100 story megamall on the bridge

Japher
27-05-2005, 16:27:44
designing bridges is easy...

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:28:01
:lol:

That's the best post for ages.

Tizzy
27-05-2005, 16:29:47
:lol:

Lurker the Second
27-05-2005, 16:30:52
Someone has too much time on their hands.

Venom
27-05-2005, 16:31:15
:lol:

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:31:30
Who cares if they use it constructively like that?

We should encourage this kind of thing!

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:31:53
The best bit is the carp. Nice touch.

Lurker the Second
27-05-2005, 16:32:50
Personally, I think it's cruel to talk about free hot dogs when there aren't any around here.

Venom
27-05-2005, 16:33:12
It could be a bit better, I mean Keith? Could be more laughable with Drekkus on the hot dog side shouting out "Het Klot! Free Hot Dogs!".

Japher
27-05-2005, 16:33:18
Someone has too much time on their hands

I'm at work.

If I wasn't so busy I would of added background scenery, like buildings and dykes.

Lurker the Second
27-05-2005, 16:34:29
I thought you didn't have anything to do at work. Get busy with the damn background scenery!

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:34:44
hochwasserbauwerks.

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:35:41
Dutch scenery:

Flatness
Windmills
Clog factories
Tulips
Hochwasserbauwerks
Double decker trains
Prostitutes in windows

Venom
27-05-2005, 16:36:42
Don't forget the ganja stores.

Drekkus
27-05-2005, 16:36:55
"coffee"shops

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:37:41
Killer bicycle riders who have no idea how stoned you are.

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:38:26
To be fair, I think the simplicity of the composition could be ruined with too much clutter.

Venom
27-05-2005, 16:42:02
Oh, true. Its simplicity is a major part of it's effectiveness.

Japher
27-05-2005, 16:48:15
Just a little bit, so we know the setting...

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:49:36
You've totally ruined it. :(

Japher
27-05-2005, 16:50:56
the origional still exists...

besides, I have nothing to do at work. I took yesterday afternoon off, and my boss might be going golfing this afternoon.

Still, there's construction going on at my house, so I have nothing to do anywhere.

Let me play with paint!

Drekkus
27-05-2005, 16:51:06
Originally posted by Japher
Just a little bit, so we know the setting... :lol: that's waaaay too much hair for mrg.

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:51:27
Do a new picture.

Can you do something about the bamboo and Mr Fish?

Venom
27-05-2005, 16:52:48
Is that the red light district? Is that a whore staring down Keith and his amazing oval mouth as he prepares to deep throat a hot dog? She's probably jealous.

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:54:28
All the whores are at ground level. It was perfect until then but now it's just plain innaccurate.

Japher
27-05-2005, 16:56:13
She's a high class whore; she's got the penthouse... nothing but the best from me

Venom
27-05-2005, 16:56:42
Whores are notoriously afraid of heights. Especially in the super flatlands of Dutchville.

Funko
27-05-2005, 16:56:50
Hmm... that's pretty crap but it might be enough to talk me into being happy with the picture again. :beer:

Lurker the Second
27-05-2005, 17:09:15
That chick has no boobs.

Japher
27-05-2005, 17:10:23
Maybe she's not a she?

Funko
27-05-2005, 17:12:35
It's not thailand.

Japher
27-05-2005, 17:38:51
I call this one "420 With MrFish: Priceless"

Lurker the Second
27-05-2005, 17:41:26
:lol:

Quite accurate in all details.

Venom
27-05-2005, 17:47:33
:lol: Now that's money.

The Mad Monk
27-05-2005, 18:53:21
Change Mr. Fish's water and use the old water on the bamboo.

Both will thank you for it.

The Norks
27-05-2005, 19:42:23
i havent read any of this but let me recommend baby bio for reviving plants, and feeding briny shrimps to fishes to give them a nice sunday tea.

fish control minds

mr.G
28-05-2005, 17:49:36
Originally posted by Drekkus
:lol: that's waaaay too much hair for mrg. jepperdiejep
very very nice pic Japher, now you earned yourself a banananananana

Spartak
01-06-2005, 09:54:05
Have you watered the fish and fed the bamboo yet?

Funko
01-06-2005, 10:10:51
Fish has been taken to a new better home where he's going to get a bigger tank. Ah.

Bamboo got watered a couple of times over the weekend it is definitely alive again. :beer:

Spartak
01-06-2005, 10:42:17
Hurrah. Who stole the fish?

Drekkus
01-06-2005, 10:56:42
Originally posted by Funko
Fish has been taken to a new better home where he's going to get a bigger tank. Ah.
You flushed it down the toilet, didn't you?

Kitsuki
01-06-2005, 11:38:58
Best. Thread. Ever.

Spartak
01-06-2005, 11:40:00
No it isn't.

Kitsuki
01-06-2005, 11:42:33
Oh yes it is.

Funko, water your bamboo and feed Mr Fish later...

Tizzy
01-06-2005, 12:01:10
Or as Mr Fish is no longer there...

Water the bamboo and feed your girlfriend later :cute:

Funko
01-06-2005, 12:05:05
*obvious innuendo*

Tizzy
01-06-2005, 12:07:42
:D

Lurker the Second
01-06-2005, 13:02:46
Funko has a girlfriend? When did that happen?

Funko
01-06-2005, 13:12:30
Shhh. Don't tell Tizzy.

And Mr Fish's owner collected him.

Spartak
01-06-2005, 13:19:23
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Funko has a girlfriend? When did that happen? Didn't you notice the world stopping on its axis?

Venom
01-06-2005, 13:30:13
Did Mr Fish die?

Funko
01-06-2005, 13:30:50
I haven't had an update.

Venom
01-06-2005, 13:52:47
What have you had?

Funko
01-06-2005, 13:53:19
Sex recently. You?

Venom
01-06-2005, 13:56:27
I wanked left handed.

Funko
01-06-2005, 14:04:33
Was it better than a loveless marriage?

Venom
01-06-2005, 14:08:21
It was awkward and uncomfortable at times, so about the same.

mr.G
01-06-2005, 14:28:08
Did you paint our nails and sat on your hand for about half an hour before wanking?

Lazarus and the Gimp
01-06-2005, 14:51:07
Wouldn't that create a risk of gangrene?

Venom
01-06-2005, 15:13:28
Crush injuries at the very least.

Cruddy
01-06-2005, 15:19:09
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Wouldn't that create a risk of gangrene?

Nah. You can cut off the blood supply for hours and the limb will rejuvenate.

It hurts like hell though. ;(

mr.G
14-06-2005, 13:24:08
Funko
don't forget to water the bamboo

No longer Trippin
14-06-2005, 13:24:48
water the bamboo and feed the fish

Tizzy
14-06-2005, 13:33:28
Originally posted by Tizzy
Or as Mr Fish is no longer there...

Water the bamboo and feed your girlfriend later :cute: