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Dyl Ulenspiegel
25-05-2005, 09:11:59
Got my positive tenure decision yesterday.

:beer: :beer: :clueless: :vom:

doooooooo
di
dooooooo time.....

mr.G
25-05-2005, 09:12:55
:beer:

wtf is that?

MoSe
25-05-2005, 09:17:19
it's a tenure (http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=tenure)

like manure, only tenfold

mr.G
25-05-2005, 09:19:52
okay, thanks mose.

Hey you lawman, CONGRATS.

Tizzy
25-05-2005, 09:28:20
:beer:

Funko
25-05-2005, 09:29:51
Can someone lend me a tenure? I'm a bit skint.

Funko
25-05-2005, 09:30:30
Oh and :beer: congratulations!

MattHiggs
25-05-2005, 09:33:12
Like Pavarotti?

Funko
25-05-2005, 09:34:07
I'd prefer one that took up less space.

Drekkus
25-05-2005, 12:37:38
Originally posted by Funko
Can someone lend me a tenure? I'm a bit skint. I wanted to make that joke. :(

But eh, Dyl, congrats. :beer: I'll go and see what you've accomplished now.

Drekkus
25-05-2005, 12:40:54
a status granted to a teacher usually after a probationary period that protects him or her from dismissal except for reasons of incompetence, gross misconduct, or financial necessity.


So how does that change anything for you? :D

zmama
25-05-2005, 12:46:00
Congrats you shifty sharky shyster;)

:beer:

Oerdin
25-05-2005, 12:50:26
Congradulations. :beer:

Now that you can't be fired it is time to stop working and to spend all day posting here. ;)

Dyl Ulenspiegel
25-05-2005, 13:26:01
Thanks, even to the dutch. :beer:

As for "time to stop working", that one is reserved for full profs, I'm just an associate now...

MoSe
25-05-2005, 13:29:59
the post in the Association Thread!!!!

TauCeti@Japan
25-05-2005, 13:45:57
:beer:

LoD
25-05-2005, 13:49:36
So in Kakanien you're an "Ass.-Prof.Mag.Dr.Hab." now :D? Congrats :beer:!

Funko
25-05-2005, 13:50:13
An Ass Prof!

Dyl Ulenspiegel
25-05-2005, 13:52:34
Nope, I'm an "UnivAss UnivDoz Mag Dr", after a few formalites "ao UnivProf Mag Dr".

Funko
25-05-2005, 13:53:08
You're an Ass Prof and that's the end of it.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
25-05-2005, 13:53:30
Originally posted by Funko
An Ass Prof!

Well, that is the official abbreviation - just glad I skipped that title.

Drekkus
25-05-2005, 13:58:28
Originally posted by Funko
You're an Ass Prof and that's the end of it. :lol:

Chris
25-05-2005, 14:00:18
Roland the Ass Prof.

mr.G
25-05-2005, 14:01:29
I wanna be an Ass Prof.

Venom
25-05-2005, 14:01:33
As if he wasn't a worthless asshole before.

mr.G
25-05-2005, 14:04:10
Swim

Dyl Ulenspiegel
25-05-2005, 14:04:21
An austrian institution....

http://www.google.at/search?hl=de&safe=off&q=Ass.Prof.&btnG=Suche&meta=cr%3DcountryAT

MoSe
25-05-2005, 14:08:32
Originally posted by Funko
You're an Ass Prof and that's the end of it.
....WHICH end????

:nervous:

Chris
25-05-2005, 14:09:03
So, Austria has a long line of Ass Profs.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
25-05-2005, 14:16:22
Lots of break-through bum research

Chris
25-05-2005, 14:18:39
You always learn in the end.

MoSe
25-05-2005, 14:26:02
one of life hardest lessons

Funko
25-05-2005, 14:26:17
Can an Ass Prof Tenure Hide?

LoD
25-05-2005, 14:43:51
I'll may as well find out, since I'll be doing my internship under an Ass.Prof.

Drekkus
25-05-2005, 14:49:29
:lol:

Funko
25-05-2005, 14:51:17
Sometimes you're the Ass Prof, sometimes you're the toilet.

Drekkus
25-05-2005, 14:53:46
Poor LoD, used and abused by his Ass Prof.

MoSe
25-05-2005, 14:55:08
I'd rather be assproof

Lurker the Second
25-05-2005, 14:57:19
Beer's on Dyl! Congrats. :beer:

Oerdin
25-05-2005, 15:00:59
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
An austrian institution....

http://www.google.at/search?hl=de&safe=off&q=Ass.Prof.&btnG=Suche&meta=cr%3DcountryAT

Indeed. Google says there are many ass. profs in Austria.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
25-05-2005, 15:20:47
And loads of PHs in America.

MDA
25-05-2005, 15:27:50
:beer: Sweet.

PH is in America?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
25-05-2005, 15:37:43
own goal

jsorense
25-05-2005, 16:10:10
:bounce: Great News!!:beer: :beer:
:eek: awful avatar :bouncmsk:

Spartak@work
26-05-2005, 07:48:21
Congratulations...