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The Norks
24-05-2005, 18:48:03
whatname would you have?


I would be LaToyah, what would you all be?

Japher
24-05-2005, 18:49:25
Jackamoe

MattHiggs
24-05-2005, 18:49:51
Jerome!

Martini
24-05-2005, 19:48:52
Aleeeeeeesha

mr.G
24-05-2005, 19:55:23
mr.G

jsorense
24-05-2005, 19:56:47
George:clueless:

alsieboo
24-05-2005, 20:01:54
Charleeene

Oerdin
24-05-2005, 20:17:49
I thought the latest trend in chav names was to name your children after fashion design companies.

Japher
24-05-2005, 20:21:49
really?

Stussy!

alsieboo
24-05-2005, 20:26:27
OOh! ooh! I wanna be NafNaf

Japher
24-05-2005, 20:29:05
FUBU

Martini
24-05-2005, 20:30:59
In that case, Pucci.

Oerdin
24-05-2005, 20:31:01
FUBU is a good one. I'm sure there is some 12 year old pregnant chav out there right now considering that name.

Martini
24-05-2005, 20:31:55
Actually, forget that, FCUK. Preferably with dyslexia.

mr.G
24-05-2005, 21:30:53
he that looks just like fuck hehehehehe
but a bit different
really

Provost Harrison
24-05-2005, 21:54:11
Darren Wayne

Cruddy
24-05-2005, 22:05:42
A Deevo (shot 4 Arrested Development).

EDIT: Not that I could ever be a Chav. I'm allergic to cheap jewelry.

Provost Harrison
24-05-2005, 22:18:11
Kevin

Japher
24-05-2005, 22:19:30
Keithro Klein

Immortal Wombat
24-05-2005, 22:21:25
Calvin, in fact, works just as well.

Provost Harrison
24-05-2005, 22:23:52
Liam

Gibsie
25-05-2005, 00:03:43
Big Kev

Funko
25-05-2005, 09:18:44
Jose!

MattHiggs
25-05-2005, 09:37:17
One of my old bosses was called Josť Sanchez. Cool name!

Funko
25-05-2005, 09:38:52
It'd have to be Josť like Mourinho with a proper J not Hosť like the spanish though. And obviously being a Chav I wouldn't bother with the accent.

Matt, are you thinking you've missed out on some great name ideas for Ben now?

mr.G
25-05-2005, 09:40:14
:lol:

The Norks
25-05-2005, 19:25:18
Originally posted by MattHiggs
One of my old bosses was called Josť Sanchez. Cool name!

I used to know a guy called Johnny Suarez. He was the coolest guy I ever met.

MDA
25-05-2005, 19:27:25
I'd definitely be Randy.

Japher
25-05-2005, 19:44:55
Yeah, but we're looking for a name here.

MDA
25-05-2005, 19:48:08
That's exactly the response I was looking for.

Japher
25-05-2005, 19:49:19
happy to oblige

Provost Harrison
25-05-2005, 19:49:51
I remember some poor kid in a shop once who I heard his mother calling him. His name was Reebok :lol:

Japher
25-05-2005, 19:52:46
I guess if you're a granola/hippy chav you'd lean more toward Berkinstock or Timberland.

MDA
26-05-2005, 00:25:08
Penny Loafer?