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Lazarus and the Gimp
23-05-2005, 17:20:49
I vote for biscuits. Holidays are usually rubbish, but I've never been let down by a Hob-Nob.

Funko
23-05-2005, 17:22:25
Holidays!

Japher
23-05-2005, 17:22:47
Yaaaaaaay! Biscuits!!!!

Immortal Wombat
23-05-2005, 17:24:10
A packet of biscuits usually lasts about four days, but a package holiday usually lasts a fortnight.

Tizzy
23-05-2005, 17:26:46
Holidays definitely.
You can never have enough holidays, but too many biscuits is bad.

Cruddy
23-05-2005, 17:31:20
Hmmm... tough choice.

I would have to say holidays. I've had some gorgeous sexual experiences on holidays, but never on biscuits.

Tizzy
23-05-2005, 17:32:15
Too many crumbs....

Lazarus and the Gimp
23-05-2005, 17:32:55
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
A packet of biscuits usually lasts about four days, but a package holiday usually lasts a fortnight.

I believe the average bout of leukaemia lasts two years.

Cruddy
23-05-2005, 17:33:41
Exactly. Whoever's underneath gets a crumby deal where sex on biscuits is concerned.

I suppose some people might do it for an SM fantasy but it never turned me on.

paiktis22
23-05-2005, 17:35:13
Holidays where by definition you eat biscuits you brought from home on the boat that will take you to the island because only fools and tourists (hint) buy stuff from the shamelessly extra expensive ship cantina.

Oerdin
23-05-2005, 18:49:08
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I but I've never been let down by a Hob-Nob.

You've never been let down by a hobo's knob?

Provost Harrison
23-05-2005, 18:50:13
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
I vote for biscuits. Holidays are usually rubbish, but I've never been let down by a Hob-Nob.

A worthy argument, but once you also consider the might of the Jammy Dodger, the scales are well and truly tipped ;)

Provost Harrison
23-05-2005, 18:50:59
I must mention though that I am a recovered biscuit addict...the bastards are worse than heroin!

BigGameHunter
23-05-2005, 20:24:15
See, that doesn't do anything for me. Every time you say biscuit I pretty much imagine an overly dry hockey puckesque chunk of butter starved underdone Bisquick batter.

Special Ed
23-05-2005, 21:43:11
Originally posted by Japher
Yaaaaaaay! Biscuits!!!!

Yaaay!!!

Provost Harrison
23-05-2005, 21:44:22
Originally posted by BigGameHunter
See, that doesn't do anything for me. Every time you say biscuit I pretty much imagine an overly dry hockey puckesque chunk of butter starved underdone Bisquick batter.

The British concept of biscuit and your concept of biscuit are entirely different things ;)