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Stefu X
21-05-2005, 12:43:32
I've came to the conclusion that there are only three subjects New Labour government allows British people to post about in the Internet:

1. Thatcher sucks
2. Chavs suck
3. Crazy Frog ringtone sucks

confirm/deny

Provost Harrison
21-05-2005, 14:15:48
I'd managed to expunge that fucking Crazy Frog fucking shit from my mind, did you have to remind me? :mad:

Stefu X
21-05-2005, 14:27:08
confirmed

MOBIUS
21-05-2005, 14:30:11
Congratulations, it seems you have outlined the essence of the British psyche in one simple post!:beer:

Provost Harrison
21-05-2005, 14:42:30
Chavs also suck and I am still waiting with anticipation for the death of evil Maggie!

Immortal Wombat
21-05-2005, 16:54:23
The BNP also sucks. The weather sucks, obviously. The pensions system is kinda sucky, and getting suckier. Tony Blair sucks George Bush. And of course, we're allowed to post mindless nonsense, since it's government policy these days.

Cruddy
21-05-2005, 17:23:18
Yes, mindless drivel is the real issue these days.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
21-05-2005, 17:56:39
What about ze war?

Cruddy
21-05-2005, 20:45:27
Which one? War on drugs, war on crime, war on the causes of crime, war on terror or just war in general?

See, when you split it up like that, it's not a big issue.

Immortal Wombat
21-05-2005, 20:46:34
Tough on slogans, tough on the causes of slogans.

Cruddy
21-05-2005, 20:55:20
Never mind that - BBC radio is currently asking why Lara Croft's breasts are shrinking.

I even started a thread on it in Technoglow, as it is a subject I feel will be close to many poster's... er... desires.

mr.G
21-05-2005, 21:04:06
Warboel

Gibsie
21-05-2005, 21:53:50
90% of work conversations are about TV or things they've already talked about. I often feel like stabbing myself in the face with a pipette.

Drekkus
23-05-2005, 14:12:30
Is the crazy frog ringtone the one that goes Brrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmmm brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmm brrrrmbrrrrrrmmmbrrrrrrrrrmmm ?

Funko
23-05-2005, 14:19:08
Yes.

Drekkus
23-05-2005, 14:34:04
That was one of the first ever attachments I got in the mail, a pic of a ferrari with that sound added. I laughed my head of. Now I hate that commercial, and switch channels as quick as possible when it's on.

Funko
23-05-2005, 14:38:45
Yes, it's been on the internet for years. Used to be very funny. :)

Drekkus
23-05-2005, 14:41:29
And now someone is making tons of money of something he stole of the net. :(

Immortal Wombat
23-05-2005, 16:05:40
The person who originally made the sound was actually tracked down and paid, so it was only its soul was stolen from the net, rather than its whole.

alsieboo
23-05-2005, 16:16:45
IW - the fount of all knowledge

Drekkus
23-05-2005, 16:19:52
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
The person who originally made the sound was actually tracked down and paid, so it was only its soul was stolen from the net, rather than its whole. Really? That's a good thing.
And you do know way to much, IW.

Immortal Wombat
23-05-2005, 17:03:51
Everything I learnt, I learnt from the internet (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/magazine/4210407.stm) :love:

Fergus & The Brazen Car
25-05-2005, 10:11:47
Originally posted by Stefu X
I've came to the conclusion that there are only three subjects New Labour government allows British people to post about in the Internet:

1. Thatcher sucks
2. Chavs suck
3. Crazy Frog ringtone sucks

confirm/deny


Deny.

I've frequently posted about the un/availability of Rodda's Clotted Cream in London supermarkets, transsubstantiation in 17th Century England, the hitherto little appreciated connection between Europe's first Chinatown in Liverpool and the rise to fame of Gerry and the Pacemakers.


However, Thatcher is a waste of space, that could be better occupied by a broken speak your weight machine, or a mound of rotting used sanitary towels from an Ebola outbreak, or disposable nappies from cholera epidemic victims.

Crazy frog is a plot by the C.I.A. to send us all stark raving mouth frothing mad, prior to resettlement in Antarctica, where our starved bodies will be ground up for fertiliser and then shipped to and dumped in Oklahoma.

Chavs sucketh mightily too.

Provost Harrison
25-05-2005, 19:01:27
You are a colossal ponce you know ;)

Fergus & The Brazen Car
26-05-2005, 13:36:19
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
You are a colossal ponce you know ;)

Takes one to know one. I imagine you base your expertise on lifelong firsthand experience.


Me, I base myself on you.


:p

Gary
26-05-2005, 13:38:24
Well that picture attachment worked brilliantly. No wonder I don't normally use it. !

Gary
26-05-2005, 13:40:14
.

Provost Harrison
26-05-2005, 21:46:10
My supervisor showed me that one this morning...all I can say is 'if only!'