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Rodgers
20-05-2005, 16:09:33
Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

MattHiggs
20-05-2005, 16:10:37
Already been posted.

A late, unconvincing April fools. :)

Rodgers
20-05-2005, 16:34:31
:(

King_Ghidra
20-05-2005, 17:02:25
:lol:

and i was about to ask for pictures

Drekkus
20-05-2005, 17:40:01
that bbc webpage did look convincing though

Venom
20-05-2005, 18:00:40
Even though it's already been posted and mocked, it's still a great idea.

Radish
22-05-2005, 01:53:35
Celebrity Wrestling is dead. We killed it. And we dance on its grave.

Gibsie
22-05-2005, 19:45:52
It's now on early on Sunday (?) mornings- yet more hot action to get snotty going first thing.

Snotty
22-05-2005, 20:05:54
:lol:

That Holly of MoM saturday morning is well fit. She was even wearing a school uniform yesterday :D

King_Ghidra
23-05-2005, 10:40:46
every week dude.

and the maid's outfit.

she is an ex underwear model iirc

MattHiggs
23-05-2005, 10:41:32
Originally posted by Snotty
:lol:

That Holly of MoM saturday morning is well fit. She was even wearing a school uniform yesterday :D

No more watching Dick and Dom for my son!