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Funko
20-05-2005, 10:42:45
I think you should get the idea from the title.

Greg W
20-05-2005, 10:45:53
Well. Um. Shouldn't Tizzy be conducting the experiment?

Funko
20-05-2005, 10:46:44
It's her concept, she can get her minions to do the actual research. It's the way science works.

Scientists are all wankers.

Tizzy
20-05-2005, 10:55:52
So get experimenting, lazy minions.

Greg W
20-05-2005, 10:57:02
I thinkt he Scientists are all wankers was experimenting. Just no bites yet.

Funko
20-05-2005, 10:58:16
You are all not gay twats!

Gary
20-05-2005, 10:59:50
Which single reply are you testing ?

Funko
20-05-2005, 11:00:58
Venom is the thinnest and most genial poster at Counterglow.

Greg W
20-05-2005, 11:01:30
Well, that's not really offensive per-se. Just wrong.

Tizzy
20-05-2005, 11:02:29
It doesn't necessarily have to be offensive, it just has to upset as many posters as possible

Greg W
20-05-2005, 11:03:37
How about:

CG is closing, it has been bought out by Apolyton.

Gary
20-05-2005, 11:04:33
Yay !!!

Funko
20-05-2005, 11:09:01
Football (soccer) has been banned by the European Union.

mr.G
20-05-2005, 11:11:27
I don't get it

zmama
20-05-2005, 11:15:55
Religion is a beautiful thing :)

Greg W
20-05-2005, 11:20:03
AH/SS/TN* really has a very flat 36-a chest?

MoSe
20-05-2005, 11:30:54
what's a genital poster?

MattHiggs
20-05-2005, 12:25:53
You are all sad fucking wankers that will never achieve anything remotely important in life. Infact, in 50 years no-one will even remember your names - not that anyone gives a shit about you now.

Provost Harrison
20-05-2005, 12:26:38
Originally posted by Funko
It's her concept, she can get her minions to do the actual research. It's the way science works.

Scientists are all wankers.

Wisely played Funko - you know there are a large number of sciency people here and used that fact wisely :D

Provost Harrison
20-05-2005, 12:27:02
...the problem I have with this place is, it's full of Southerners :D

Funko
20-05-2005, 12:27:27
Thanks for the PHd.

Provost Harrison
20-05-2005, 12:28:09
As ever, it is my pleasure ;)

Colon
20-05-2005, 12:51:37
PH is funny.

DaShi
20-05-2005, 12:53:06
So is Colon. :)

Venom
20-05-2005, 13:18:43
Everyone wants to be me.

Drekkus
20-05-2005, 13:30:37
Originally posted by Greg W
How about:

CG is closing, it has been bought out by Apolyton. Now that would upset me, in fact, it has...
:(

King_Ghidra
20-05-2005, 13:34:42
Even worse: Apolyton is closing, and all the posters are coming here

Greg W
20-05-2005, 13:35:12
Ooh, do I get double points for upsetting the notably hard to upset Dutch? :bounce:

Tizzy
20-05-2005, 13:35:52
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
Even worse: Apolyton is closing, and all the posters are coming here

That'll probably do it

Drekkus
20-05-2005, 13:36:12
That's already happening, but there's still enough of us here to keep the right spirit alive. Now all of us having to move to poly, brrrrrrr.

Greg W
20-05-2005, 13:37:51
Realistically, same outcome for both really.

Funko
20-05-2005, 13:40:47
Not really we get moderated there.

MDA
20-05-2005, 13:41:10
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
Even worse: Apolyton is closing, and all the posters are coming here

I think we've got a winner.

Greg W
20-05-2005, 13:42:29
Originally posted by Funko
Not really we get moderated there. Guess what would happen if they bought out CG? :hmm:

Tizzy
20-05-2005, 13:44:20
Are you being deliberately dense?

Greg W
20-05-2005, 13:45:19
Not that I am aware of. :clueless:

Tizzy
20-05-2005, 13:46:42
If they bought out CG and we had to go there, yep we'd be moderated.

But how would that happen if Poly closed and they all came here??

MDA
20-05-2005, 13:47:07
They would be assimilated?

Greg W
20-05-2005, 13:47:45
Point. Maybe I should have stopped at 5 bourbon and cokes... :nervous:

Tizzy
20-05-2005, 14:04:03
At least I'm not thinking like you any more :)

Greg W
20-05-2005, 14:38:21
Give it time. ;)

BigGameHunter
20-05-2005, 15:09:18
Asher was right all along.

Funko
20-05-2005, 15:09:49
We could have a new winner.

Immortal Wombat
20-05-2005, 15:27:33
For a reply to be upsetting, it has to be taken seriously. Which means it probably has to be meant seriously. Which means only DarkStar is eligable to win this.

Lurker the Second
20-05-2005, 15:48:45
Or the person who is paid to summarize his post.

Radish
20-05-2005, 17:06:12
How about


PLEASE ANALLY RAPE YOURSELF WITH A BURNT FRENCH STICK AND A DRAWING PIN


That's quite upsetting, in its imagery.

Lazarus and the Gimp
20-05-2005, 18:32:52
I think there's a little bit of Darkstar in each and every one of us.

Colon
20-05-2005, 19:57:00
I ate his index finger. What did you get?

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
20-05-2005, 21:39:57
You know, this is really easy to win. But if I were to post something that would upset most people here, it would REALLY upset y'all, and I probably wouldn't be welcome again. So I decline to participate but remain smug in the knowledge that I would have won by losing :)

Koshko
20-05-2005, 22:25:23
uk people suck

Cruddy
20-05-2005, 22:27:33
Not upset by any of this so far.

Nor are my AEs.

How about, "This URL has been bought out by the Nazi Party of the USA?"

Qaj, just posting "Long Live Osama Bin Laden" isn't going to upset most people.

Cruddy
20-05-2005, 22:28:59
Originally posted by Koshko
uk people suck

uk people? related to ogg tribe? maybe lesser spotted uh-uh headhunters?

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
20-05-2005, 23:27:56
Originally posted by Cruddy
Qaj, just posting "Long Live Osama Bin Laden" isn't going to upset most people.

Nope, something far more personal and deeply disturbing. Nothing true, of course, but it can be phrased like it's sincere and do a LOT of damage. You know, like most of Chris' pro-US-conservative political posts, except for the damage.

Colon
20-05-2005, 23:50:35
AnnC is Nav's misstress.

zmama
21-05-2005, 00:10:42
thats just disgusting

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
21-05-2005, 02:55:45
Okay, I take it back, Colon wins.

Provost Harrison
21-05-2005, 14:15:12
U R all gay twats

There, I think that should do it...

Colon
21-05-2005, 18:37:47
PH is funny

Radish
22-05-2005, 01:58:38
I seem to be rather good at this on other forums. Just existing seems to do the trick.

Lazarus and the Gimp
22-05-2005, 09:31:51
It's so much more satisfying when you actually put some effort into it, though.

TV4Fun would make an excellent babysitter.

Lazarus and the Gimp
22-05-2005, 10:28:22
http://bitumen.cyber-poll.hu/pic/hasselhoff_gay_lol.jpg

Provost Harrison
22-05-2005, 19:14:42
It's hard to type looking nowhere near the computer. Laz, you bastard :p

Lazarus and the Gimp
22-05-2005, 22:18:23
It took that picture to drive home the fact that Shar-pei dogs are made entirely of foreskins and scrotums.

The Mad Monk
23-05-2005, 16:18:43
Chairman Yang is my AE, and I came up with whole suicide drama.

Scabby was in on it because he had to fake the phone calls.

Tizzy
23-05-2005, 16:23:59
I don't think this experiment has been very successful.
I need new minions.

Venom
23-05-2005, 16:33:34
I just lost my appetite. Thanks, Laz.

Drekkus
23-05-2005, 16:34:56
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
It took that picture to drive home the fact that Shar-pei dogs are made entirely of foreskins and scrotums. Ah, that's actually a dog.

Lurker the Second
23-05-2005, 16:39:15
Originally posted by Tizzy
I don't think this experiment has been very successful.


Surprise, surprise. Just look where you are.

Japher
26-05-2005, 18:32:31
Venom should be in HR.