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Asher
20-05-2005, 05:28:03
There's an Iranian girl that's a new intern at work. She said she got an offer at Research In Motion (RIM) in addition to IBM for her workterm. The other new intern (Marcel) and I both asked the same thing -- "what, you don't want a RIM job?"

She responded: "No, the commute is too much!"

The rest of the conversation ensued similarly: "No commute is too long for a RIM job."
"I would kill for a RIM job, provided it was clean."
"What do you have against RIM jobs?"

After literally a couple minutes she clued in there was some other meaning to this. She kept asking us what it meant.

I told her to google it.

She did. :(

DaShi
20-05-2005, 05:34:37
Now you're being sued for sexual harrassment.

Asher
20-05-2005, 05:36:32
My ass, she hits on me blatantly.

^^^^ beautiful sentence

Lazarus and the Gimp
20-05-2005, 06:42:22
Closet straightie. You love it.

JM^3
20-05-2005, 08:30:30
it is because Asher is teh Hot

I wish I was








Jon Miller

King_Ghidra
20-05-2005, 09:07:03
you work with marcel, cool

Asher
20-05-2005, 14:52:29
While his name (and mother) is French, he's actually Dutch.

Funko
20-05-2005, 15:02:20
Marcel from Friends?

Kitsuki
20-05-2005, 15:21:29
I told her to google it.



:lol:

Drekkus
20-05-2005, 15:33:23
Originally posted by Asher
While his name (and mother) is French, he's actually Dutch. Really dutch or import dutch?

Sir Penguin
20-05-2005, 23:43:26
I think we've had this thread before.

SP

Oerdin
21-05-2005, 02:49:35
Pictures please.

sexylady
21-05-2005, 07:53:51
Originally posted by Asher
I told her to google it. She did. :(

:hmm: :lol:

Oerdin
21-05-2005, 08:11:09
http://www.sheerglydedams.com/

Perfect for giving your Iranian girl a rim job.

Asher
27-05-2005, 05:45:53
Just got an email from RIM!

RIM is the entrepreneurial company responsible for the BlackBerry® wireless solution,
and we're always looking for people who are ready to put their technical knowledge to the test.

We're currently looking to fill Fall co-op placements.
If you strive to be on the leading edge of technology, then we're looking for you.

Log onto our Web site by May 27th, 2005, to update your
profile and apply for the position(s) that best suit your qualifications.



RIM wishes to thank all applicants for their continued interest in our cutting-edge company.

Wireless co-op opportunities in Waterloo, Mississauga and Ottawa are open.
Are you?

Diss
27-05-2005, 09:34:45
Originally posted by DaShi
Now you're being sued for sexual harrassment.

:LoL: serves him right for corrupting some poor innocent girl.