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The Norks
19-05-2005, 20:23:29
who wants a tarot reading?

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-05-2005, 20:35:00
Yes please. What do you need off me?

The Norks
19-05-2005, 20:59:55
thats funny, I was thinking of you when I posted it.

Well theoretically its harder to read someone from afar because their influence isn't on the cards and you can't get any guidance fom them, so if you have a specific question, I can try to read for that, or if you have a picture I can see that relates to something you want to know about that could help. I can do a totally blind reading if you like, its up to you.

I'll PM you the reading. Have you had a reading before? I'll include the cards I draw so that you can see my working out!! Do you need me to explain tarot a bit? I'm thinking most pagans are familiar with it at least, but I can tell you more if you like.

BTW, I am doing this in good faith, so I'm open to anything constructive you have to say, as I am still learning the art and want to improve. I will hex you till you glow if you are taking the piss :D

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-05-2005, 21:23:38
I'm not shy. Post the results on here. The question-

"Will the fact that Mr's Gimp's mimsy currently contains more stitches than the Bayeaux tapestry cause long-term problems with our lawful marital pokings?"

The Norks
19-05-2005, 21:29:55
you dont need a tarot reading to answer that, you need a doctor.

19-05-2005, 22:00:26
Unless the cards say you will be sending nude pics of yourself, not interested.

The Norks
19-05-2005, 22:44:08
chriiiiiiiiist.........what's wrong with you people???

19-05-2005, 22:46:13
Nothing that some topless shots couldn't cure.

The Norks
19-05-2005, 22:49:15
I'm not sure I can get them both in the one shot

19-05-2005, 22:50:18
Take as many as needed.

19-05-2005, 22:50:45
I would humbly ask Ms. The Norks for a reading too. :shuffle: Please. :silver:

The Norks
19-05-2005, 22:54:58

The Norks
19-05-2005, 22:56:33
Originally posted by jsorense
I would humbly ask Ms. The Norks for a reading too. :shuffle: Please. :silver:

I will certainly do one if you want one. Please don't ask me something only a specialist can tell you though!!! :) If you don't want anything specific, I can do a general 'life' reading. A photo of you would help. Not topless. :)

19-05-2005, 22:58:31
:eek:PHOTO? HERE?:nervous:

The Norks
19-05-2005, 23:01:36
pm it if you like

19-05-2005, 23:05:00
MikeH may still have one.:cute:

The Norks
19-05-2005, 23:07:36
up to you. PM me and tell me want you want to know, and I will do my best. A photo helps the focus, but I can do it without.

19-05-2005, 23:07:59
Go ahead and read mine, there is my photo:


The Norks
19-05-2005, 23:09:14
lol yes I'm willing to believe that.

Has anyone ever told you that you bear an uncanny resemblance to the Pope? :D

19-05-2005, 23:12:09
His power is nothing compared to the Dark Side.

20-05-2005, 11:58:47
ooh! ooh! Can I have another one please? There's nothing specific I want to know, so could you do a general one? I'll pm you a pic, thanking you!

Provost Harrison
20-05-2005, 12:24:59
Originally posted by Chris
His power is nothing compared to the Dark Side.

I'm not sure which is the darker, the dark side of the force or Roman Catholicismô

20-05-2005, 15:15:20
Do me, do me!
And give me a reading too!

The Norks
23-05-2005, 01:55:40
sorry guys, was away this weekend on a residential with OU so haven't had time to reply.

Can all of you who want a reading send me a pic in pm and tell me if you just want some general life stuff, or if you have a specific question.

I am also experimenting with a crystal ball at the moment although its proving a bit random at the moment lol

I'll do them as soon as I can.


23-05-2005, 04:29:18
PM, bah!

Just get nekkid.

23-05-2005, 08:27:20
sorry, Norks! i don't belive in tarot reading... :cute: