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The Norks
19-05-2005, 20:23:29
who wants a tarot reading?

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-05-2005, 20:35:00
Yes please. What do you need off me?

The Norks
19-05-2005, 20:59:55
thats funny, I was thinking of you when I posted it.

Well theoretically its harder to read someone from afar because their influence isn't on the cards and you can't get any guidance fom them, so if you have a specific question, I can try to read for that, or if you have a picture I can see that relates to something you want to know about that could help. I can do a totally blind reading if you like, its up to you.

I'll PM you the reading. Have you had a reading before? I'll include the cards I draw so that you can see my working out!! Do you need me to explain tarot a bit? I'm thinking most pagans are familiar with it at least, but I can tell you more if you like.

BTW, I am doing this in good faith, so I'm open to anything constructive you have to say, as I am still learning the art and want to improve. I will hex you till you glow if you are taking the piss :D

Lazarus and the Gimp
19-05-2005, 21:23:38
I'm not shy. Post the results on here. The question-

"Will the fact that Mr's Gimp's mimsy currently contains more stitches than the Bayeaux tapestry cause long-term problems with our lawful marital pokings?"

The Norks
19-05-2005, 21:29:55
you dont need a tarot reading to answer that, you need a doctor.

Chris
19-05-2005, 22:00:26
Unless the cards say you will be sending nude pics of yourself, not interested.

The Norks
19-05-2005, 22:44:08
chriiiiiiiiist.........what's wrong with you people???

Chris
19-05-2005, 22:46:13
Nothing that some topless shots couldn't cure.

The Norks
19-05-2005, 22:49:15
I'm not sure I can get them both in the one shot

Chris
19-05-2005, 22:50:18
Take as many as needed.

jsorense
19-05-2005, 22:50:45
I would humbly ask Ms. The Norks for a reading too. :shuffle: Please. :silver:

The Norks
19-05-2005, 22:54:58
:lol:

The Norks
19-05-2005, 22:56:33
Originally posted by jsorense
I would humbly ask Ms. The Norks for a reading too. :shuffle: Please. :silver:

I will certainly do one if you want one. Please don't ask me something only a specialist can tell you though!!! :) If you don't want anything specific, I can do a general 'life' reading. A photo of you would help. Not topless. :)

jsorense
19-05-2005, 22:58:31
:eek:PHOTO? HERE?:nervous:

The Norks
19-05-2005, 23:01:36
pm it if you like

jsorense
19-05-2005, 23:05:00
MikeH may still have one.:cute:

The Norks
19-05-2005, 23:07:36
up to you. PM me and tell me want you want to know, and I will do my best. A photo helps the focus, but I can do it without.

Chris
19-05-2005, 23:07:59
Go ahead and read mine, there is my photo:

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The Norks
19-05-2005, 23:09:14
lol yes I'm willing to believe that.

Has anyone ever told you that you bear an uncanny resemblance to the Pope? :D

Chris
19-05-2005, 23:12:09
His power is nothing compared to the Dark Side.

alsieboo
20-05-2005, 11:58:47
ooh! ooh! Can I have another one please? There's nothing specific I want to know, so could you do a general one? I'll pm you a pic, thanking you!

Provost Harrison
20-05-2005, 12:24:59
Originally posted by Chris
His power is nothing compared to the Dark Side.

I'm not sure which is the darker, the dark side of the force or Roman Catholicismô

BigGameHunter
20-05-2005, 15:15:20
Do me, do me!
And give me a reading too!

The Norks
23-05-2005, 01:55:40
sorry guys, was away this weekend on a residential with OU so haven't had time to reply.

Can all of you who want a reading send me a pic in pm and tell me if you just want some general life stuff, or if you have a specific question.

I am also experimenting with a crystal ball at the moment although its proving a bit random at the moment lol

I'll do them as soon as I can.

Ta!

Chris
23-05-2005, 04:29:18
PM, bah!

Just get nekkid.

sexylady
23-05-2005, 08:27:20
sorry, Norks! i don't belive in tarot reading... :cute: