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Rodgers
19-05-2005, 14:40:00
Eating and drinking does nothing to remove it. Neither does chewing gum.

Goddamn it!

Tizzy
19-05-2005, 14:40:59
You need to remove your tongue, that'll cure it

Eklektikos
19-05-2005, 14:43:27
Forget to hold your breath last time you bathed in Cwm? :hmm:

Venom
19-05-2005, 14:44:24
Sucking genital warts for cash can do that.

Funko
19-05-2005, 14:51:33
Stop sucking that tramp's cock.

mr.G
19-05-2005, 14:57:18
hold your breath for 1 hour

Rodgers
19-05-2005, 16:56:25
Originally posted by Venom
Sucking genital warts for cash can do that.


I spent it all on mints :cry:

Drekkus
19-05-2005, 16:58:20
nasty mints?

Rodgers
19-05-2005, 17:07:35
Cheap ass mints

The Mad Monk
19-05-2005, 17:25:54
So they taste like cheap ass?

mr.G
19-05-2005, 17:28:45
ass mints?
cool

Rodgers
19-05-2005, 17:59:05
Burn your bum when you squeeze them out though :(

Drekkus
19-05-2005, 18:03:30
Burn your bum is a good song title.

The Mad Monk
19-05-2005, 18:06:11
Lurker might disagree.,

The Norks
19-05-2005, 18:39:07
maybe you're coming down with tonsilitus or something

Lurker the Second
19-05-2005, 18:42:03
Ass mints. :lol:

I'll take a crateful, please.

Cimbri
19-05-2005, 21:32:40
Sorry Rodg. Iíll shower next time. :(

Eklektikos
20-05-2005, 12:55:27
A likely story...

sexylady
20-05-2005, 13:15:13
:gotit: try to use mouth wash
leave it in about 3 mins in your mouth :D

Greg W
20-05-2005, 13:21:04
Try swallowing quicker next time. ;)

Tizzy
20-05-2005, 13:21:53
Says the expert

Greg W
20-05-2005, 13:25:15
A man runs into a bar, and says to the bartender "Give me 5 shots of scotch, quickly". So the bartender pours out 5 shots of scotch, and watches as the man throws them down one after the other. While he's throwing them down, the bartender asks "So, what's the occasion"?

Pausing between shots, the man replies "just had my first blowjob".

The bartended pulls out another shot glass, pours in a nip of scotch and says "in that case the sixth shot is on me".

"Thanks," replies the man, "but if five shots won't wash the taste out, I don't think a sixth will help"...

Greg W
20-05-2005, 13:25:58
Originally posted by Tizzy
Says the expert Damn, I told Mike not to tell... :mad: