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The Norks
17-05-2005, 19:53:06
I have had the horn for 3 whole days now. 3 whole days of thinking about all manner of oily perversions (not easy when sitting across from boss who resembles inflated toad). How do men get anything done???

Chris
17-05-2005, 19:55:17
We get things done?

Lazarus and the Gimp
17-05-2005, 19:59:15
Do the sensible careerist thing. Have a wank in the khazis.

The Norks
17-05-2005, 20:01:29
it explains why none of you can multitask*, you're all too busy thinking 'TITS'.

This last few days has been a great insight, one I hope to ignore when arguing in future with DH :)





*this is a joke PC brigade

Chris
17-05-2005, 20:02:41
There is a joke PC brigade?

The Norks
17-05-2005, 20:02:45
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Do the sensible careerist thing. Have a wank in the khazis.

Are you a barbarian? We have a massage room! I cannot speak highly enough of the vibrating chairs :)

HelloKitty
17-05-2005, 20:03:07
You need a sybian.

The Norks
17-05-2005, 20:05:08
or a boyfriend who actually utilises the large dangly object attached to the front of his body.

Chris
17-05-2005, 20:12:59
His nose?

LoD
17-05-2005, 20:15:16
You have a nose that can be characterised as "dangly"?

Provost Harrison
17-05-2005, 21:26:56
My nose is beautiful but that is irrelevent. I get plenty done but I seem to be able to switch off and focus. Perhaps that is my problem ;)

The Norks
17-05-2005, 21:47:24
you're a vulcan

Provost Harrison
17-05-2005, 21:48:20
That isn't a logical conclusion...

JM^3
17-05-2005, 21:50:00
just masturbate a few times daily

it is a huge waste of time though...

Jon Miller

Immortal Wombat
17-05-2005, 21:53:32
That's better than having a not-very-huge waste of space...

Provost Harrison
17-05-2005, 21:54:27
Speak for yourself :p

The Norks
17-05-2005, 22:00:04
how is it a waste of time? Its sex with someone I love!

Provost Harrison
17-05-2005, 22:08:20
I knock one off now and again. It is one of life's little pleasures :D

Immortal Wombat
17-05-2005, 22:31:34
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
It is one of life's little pleasures :D
Ah HA!

The Norks
17-05-2005, 22:47:33
its a full time occupation for some people *looks at all the science geeks*

Drekkus
17-05-2005, 22:59:04
I thought this was about Lord of the Flies.

The Norks
17-05-2005, 23:22:41
In a curious way......it is :)

Greg W
18-05-2005, 00:20:15
Mmmmmm, tits. :love:

HelloKitty
18-05-2005, 04:59:59
Originally posted by The Norks
or a boyfriend who actually utilises the large dangly object attached to the front of his body.

No, you need a sybian too.

So do I.

:(

Someone send me 1500$

Chris
18-05-2005, 05:08:05
No.

JM^3
18-05-2005, 05:10:43
I thought Erin was back?

Jon Miller

Martini
18-05-2005, 07:28:52
I thought you were going to talk about Pot Noodles.

Now I'm hungry AND miss sex. I don't like this thread.

HelloKitty
18-05-2005, 19:21:39
She is back, but every girl needs a sybian.

LoD
18-05-2005, 19:54:40
Now I know what to buy my SO for her next birthday...

Lazarus and the Gimp
18-05-2005, 20:04:02
What's a sybian?

alsieboo
18-05-2005, 20:07:00
Originally posted by LoD
Now I know what to buy my SO for her next birthday...

things are going well between you two then? I expect a full update in my inbox!!

The Norks
18-05-2005, 20:16:01
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
What's a sybian?

ah the innocence.... :D

JM^3
18-05-2005, 20:38:50
Originally posted by HelloKitty
She is back, but every girl needs a sybian.

what videos I have seen do make them seem awfully fun

Jon Miller

LoD
18-05-2005, 22:06:12
Originally posted by alsieboo
things are going well between you two then? I expect a full update in my inbox!!

Sure, will do :). Are you still "catchable" on ICQ?

alsieboo
18-05-2005, 23:20:21
Fraid not, you were the only person I talked to on there, and seeing as we always seemed to miss each other I got rid :(

HelloKitty
19-05-2005, 02:24:40
Originally posted by LoD
Now I know what to buy my SO for her next birthday...

Start saving.

She may be wary at first, but then you will see the sybian face when it starts.

Funko
19-05-2005, 09:32:51
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
What's a sybian?

A mechanical sex machine.

mr.G
19-05-2005, 09:35:41
like a James Brown Robot?

King_Ghidra
19-05-2005, 09:40:53
:lol:

Funko
19-05-2005, 09:42:21
Get on up.

Nills Lagerbaak
19-05-2005, 10:02:01
This guy's a Sybian?

LoD
24-05-2005, 01:46:15
Originally posted by alsieboo
Fraid not, you were the only person I talked to on there, and seeing as we always seemed to miss each other I got rid :(

Oh, damn, didn't know that :(... Well, hope to catch you via PMs :).


Originally posted by HelloKitty
Start saving.

She may be wary at first, but then you will see the sybian face when it starts.

"Face", as in "facial expression"? I have a sneaking suspicion I don't have to buy her a sybian to see that :coolgrin:...

Drekkus
24-05-2005, 10:42:24
Originally posted by mr.G
like a James Brown Robot? :lol:

MDA
24-05-2005, 11:27:40
I googled Sybian yesterday. :lol:

Glad I didn't do that on my work computer. Expensive "therapeutic device", innit?

Drekkus
24-05-2005, 11:29:55
You think your wife will appreciate you googling that at home? :D

MDA
24-05-2005, 11:36:01
I bookmarked it. We'll see.
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No, I didn't.

HelloKitty
24-05-2005, 12:05:14
Worth every penny.