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KrazyHorse@home
14-05-2005, 22:33:09
I'm serious.

http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=133520

MattHiggs
14-05-2005, 23:05:48
Read the first four posts, got bored.

What a bunch of cocks.

KrazyHorse@home
14-05-2005, 23:14:50
You missed this part then:

Now here is an excerpt from a REAL book on flirting and dating, currently half way on schedule for its' Fall release (by yours truly!!!)

(As part pf chapter 7) - Taking the invitation of dancefloor secuction politelty and with success:
If she is wearing a tube top and dancing provocotively on stage, this is your perfect chance to grab her hips from behind and join along. With such physcial acknowlegment, you will meet together with a smile... but just as her head turns back around to face the crowd, pull your barely flacid penis from your pants and quickly rub the head of it in a gentle circle against her exposed lower back. Hold her hips firmly while doing this, and be prepared to catch her wondering gaze with a sinister wall of a smile. Stand your ground visually as you quickly withdraw the member, and follow to slowly step back dancing playfully. She will not know what hit her, and will be in a rather confused daze of needing your specific scent for the rest of the night. Any men who approach her will quickly be made nervous and turn away at the subconscious realization of your chemical mark, and all it takes is a quick interception at closing time with her in conversation. Brush up against her subtly, and let your mark be known - by nature she will be dazzled that your brand has returned, and before realizing it will watch you smoke a cigarette from her bed while your worthy seed churns in her 17 year old belly!

KrazyHorse@home
14-05-2005, 23:15:29
as well as this bit

http://www.nba.com/media/heat/dancerwallpaper_0203_celina_800_2.jpg

MattHiggs
15-05-2005, 00:16:20
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
You missed this part then:

Now here is an excerpt from a REAL book on flirting and dating, currently half way on schedule for its' Fall release (by yours truly!!!)

(As part pf chapter 7) - Taking the invitation of dancefloor secuction politelty and with success:
If she is wearing a tube top and dancing provocotively on stage, this is your perfect chance to grab her hips from behind and join along. With such physcial acknowlegment, you will meet together with a smile... but just as her head turns back around to face the crowd, pull your barely flacid penis from your pants and quickly rub the head of it in a gentle circle against her exposed lower back. Hold her hips firmly while doing this, and be prepared to catch her wondering gaze with a sinister wall of a smile. Stand your ground visually as you quickly withdraw the member, and follow to slowly step back dancing playfully. She will not know what hit her, and will be in a rather confused daze of needing your specific scent for the rest of the night. Any men who approach her will quickly be made nervous and turn away at the subconscious realization of your chemical mark, and all it takes is a quick interception at closing time with her in conversation. Brush up against her subtly, and let your mark be known - by nature she will be dazzled that your brand has returned, and before realizing it will watch you smoke a cigarette from her bed while your worthy seed churns in her 17 year old belly!

I think any of those geeks that post at apolyton wouldn't have a flacid penis within 30 yards of another woman.

KrazyHorse@home
15-05-2005, 02:51:24
And of course it's now been erased.

Killjoys.

:(

JM^3
15-05-2005, 02:59:51
all good thrads should be copied and saved by the participants

too many gems have been lost

JM

self biased
15-05-2005, 03:03:43
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JM^3
15-05-2005, 03:05:08
hmm...maybe we should notify MarkG all the time

than Ming will start closing instead of deleteing

JM