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Lazarus and the Gimp
14-05-2005, 21:28:04
Any readers of his blog here? The bloke's a genius.

Things you shouldn't do!

Someone tried to put their thumb in my arse last week. Iíve never before experienced such a gruel attack. I was only trying to block keepers view standing next to the wall when unexpectedly I was attacked from behind. Luckily the finger was blocked by my shorts. I was relieved to survive with my backside untouched but still I was disgusted by the behaviour of that Armenian player. He only laughed when I questioned was he attacking both ways. For him it was just part of the game to try to make me loose my temper.


Every bad tackle is unnecessary. Every unsportsly behaviour is unnecessary. Every name you give to tabloid papers is unnecessary. I donít know or want to mention the name of that Armenian player. Iím sure he is a good player and a good professional. I made sure during the game that he knows my bum is exit only. Justice can be done on the pitch not on the papers.


Lazarus and the Gimp
14-05-2005, 21:28:26

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-05-2005, 21:30:37
I hate Michael Schumacher. This Formula 1 driver is not a good man Ė for us Finnish people anyway. Not just has he been lately driven faster than Finnish drivers in the Formula 1 but he was also there last week drawing the next football World Cup qualification groups. With all respect to his sports achievements he was quite crap at lifting the balls from the cups. I am not happy at all about the draw.

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-05-2005, 21:34:16
This one's a favourite.


Would any other footballer use the word "kinaesthetic"?

Lazarus and the Gimp
14-05-2005, 21:42:13
Hang on- this should be in the sports forum.

14-05-2005, 21:56:00
Wot about your own blog?

15-05-2005, 02:03:49
Gary is trying to stick his thumb up Laz's ass in that one.

16-05-2005, 10:43:52
That singing one is great

"How do sing for a player whose name is Riihilahti then? That rhymes next to nothing. I am now eager to play better to give this challenge to supporters."

16-05-2005, 13:26:26
Quality :lol:

Lazarus and the Gimp
17-05-2005, 15:15:18
To the tune of "What shall we do with a drunken sailor?"

"What shall we do with Riihilahti?
How will we get the ball past Aki?
Go and stick your thumb right up his batty
Earl-y in the morning!"

17-05-2005, 15:27:47
that's a brave effort

the 'go and' is causing the third rhyme not to scan, as i'm singing it anyway

Lazarus and the Gimp
17-05-2005, 21:40:12
Semi-quavers, boy. Semi-quavers. It works in my head, trust me.