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mr.G
13-05-2005, 07:13:02
discussssssss

Greg W
13-05-2005, 08:20:24
Roll her over and pretend she's a boy.

Funko
13-05-2005, 09:01:46
She seems nice.

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-05-2005, 09:03:35
Having sneaked a look at Mrs Gimp's "OK" magazine I can confirm she looks cracking in a little black bikini.

Funko
13-05-2005, 09:05:52
Oh "Mrs Gimp's" magazine. Right.

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-05-2005, 09:07:28
Damn straight. I'm never buy anything other than "Family Circle" personally.

King_Ghidra
13-05-2005, 09:08:18
Originally posted by Greg W
Roll her over and pretend she's a boy.

:lol: sublime

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-05-2005, 09:10:22
She's got a nice face, but her voice is too posh. It's intimidating to a forelock-tugging serf like me.

Funko
13-05-2005, 09:11:09
See Lady Chatterleys lover.

Christoph
13-05-2005, 09:13:30
I would if I could

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-05-2005, 09:14:30
Then compare it to all the other great English romantic novels where the heiress swoons into the arms of the obscenely rich landowner, totally ignoring the flatulent peasant with scabies and a lingering scent of dung, who goes home to hump his pillow in agonised desperation.

Funko
13-05-2005, 09:19:27
To be fair you wouldn't want to hump some scabied peasant would you.

And anyway he'll end up with the peasant girl who is always "buxom".... actually the rich landowner will probably get her too won't he.

REVOLUTION!

mr.G
13-05-2005, 09:20:15
Originally posted by Funko
To be fair you wouldn't want to hump some scabied peasant would you. why not?

Funko
13-05-2005, 09:22:18
Because some friends of mine from uni had a scabies scare (one of their housemates girlfriend had scabies) so they went to look it up in the biology library, saw some pictures of scabied penises and were so horrified they immediately (literally) sprinted to the doctors surgery, made a huge fuss about getting seen immediately by the nurse and then ran to the chemist to get the anti-scabies medication...

Beta1
13-05-2005, 09:24:52
"some friends of mine"

:cute:

King_Ghidra
13-05-2005, 09:25:19
Originally posted by Christoph
I would if I could

got a thing for groundskeepers eh :eek:

Funko
13-05-2005, 09:26:13
Originally posted by Beta1
"some friends of mine"

:cute:

:lol:

Ok, I read it in Mrs Gimp's magazine.

mr.G
13-05-2005, 09:30:35
I pic-googled scabies penis.
I am convinced
and sick.

Drekkus
13-05-2005, 09:30:40
:mad: Talking about pretty women without pics or links is not nice!

Drekkus
13-05-2005, 09:31:39
Originally posted by mr.G
I pic-googled scabies penis.
I am convinced
and sick. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :hmm:

That should be his new sig. :lol:

MOBIUS
13-05-2005, 09:35:05
She is a West Ham fan...:love:

Funko
13-05-2005, 09:41:35
Originally posted by mr.G
I pic-googled scabies penis.
I am convinced
and sick.

I was happy to take their word for it.

mr.G
13-05-2005, 09:48:33
and medication

Greg W
13-05-2005, 10:17:52
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
:lol: sublime Glad someone enjoyed it. :beer:

Greg W
13-05-2005, 10:20:07
http://www.ent-today.com/features/jul04/Keira_Knightley_arthur.jpg

Seriously, even men with no excess body fat have bigger tits.

MOBIUS
13-05-2005, 10:20:26
Personally I'd be happy to do Keira Nightly...:cute:

Greg W
13-05-2005, 10:23:52
http://www.mr-celeb.com/images/Keira_Knightley/Keira_Knightley_02.jpg

Nice face and all, but you may as well fuck a boy.

Nills Lagerbaak
13-05-2005, 10:27:15
Agreed. She also claims she doesn't work out so she is so thin you can see her six pack.


Still.....

Funko
13-05-2005, 10:31:50
I imagine Greg's going to have to fight her off.

Greg W
13-05-2005, 10:33:56
With my new Charles Manson look, definately. :cute:

Drekkus
13-05-2005, 10:46:38
she is skinny though. Not that she's not hot or anything.

Venom
13-05-2005, 13:13:42
Mmmmm. Keira....I'm so thinking dirty thoughts about her right now.

Kitsuki
13-05-2005, 13:20:20
Originally posted by Nills Lagerbaak
She also claims she doesn't work out so she is so thin you can see her six pack.


Hmmm, anyone else thinking anorexia...?

Funko
13-05-2005, 13:21:14
Some people are just skinny, like my little brother.

Kitsuki
13-05-2005, 13:23:47
She is crazily thin. Wouldn't kick her out of bed mind...

Funko
13-05-2005, 13:25:51
Although if you did want to it wouldn't be very hard. ;)

Beta1
13-05-2005, 13:45:19
I think if you did she would probably break.

Venom
13-05-2005, 13:46:53
You can be that skinny at that age.

Kitsuki
13-05-2005, 13:47:23
What, she's still 14?

Funko
13-05-2005, 13:47:54
She's 3 years younger than my brother and he's skinnier than her.

Kitsuki
13-05-2005, 13:54:32
Her breasts are quite clearly pre-pubescent.

Greg W
13-05-2005, 13:56:43
I'd agree. If I could find them.

Drekkus
13-05-2005, 14:03:27
Originally posted by Funko
She's 3 years younger than my brother and he's skinnier than her. How old is your brother?

Funko
13-05-2005, 14:04:21
23

Venom
13-05-2005, 14:04:21
She's 20. Or right around there.

Funko
13-05-2005, 14:04:43
March 26th 1985, I looked it up. :beer:

Venom
13-05-2005, 14:04:52
Well that x-post is just about a 100-0 for me. YAAAAY!

Funko
13-05-2005, 14:06:03
It's not an X-Post, I saw your post and was confirming your correctness.

mr.G
13-05-2005, 14:06:46
confirming your correctness
confirming your correctness
confirming your correctness
confirming your correctness
pffffffffffffffffffrrrrrrrrrrrrrttttttttt yaaaaay

Venom
13-05-2005, 14:12:37
I meant your post about your brother.

I don't know. I think I'm drunk today.

zmama
13-05-2005, 14:16:20
YAY!

I'm moronically tired today :)

Drekkus
13-05-2005, 14:17:15
Yesterday I saw Woody Allen talk about his new movie, which a very cute girl I've never seen before, Scarlett Johansson. I think I like her.

Greg W
13-05-2005, 14:20:58
Originally posted by zmama
YAY!

I'm moronically tired today :) Sleep will fix that. ;)

Venom
13-05-2005, 14:21:48
Scarlett Johansen has really large tits. Huge bitch (I mean that attitude wise, not weigth wise), huge tits.

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-05-2005, 14:39:01
She also looks very slightly retarded.

King_Ghidra
13-05-2005, 14:40:12
she's a woman, go figure

mr.G
13-05-2005, 14:41:03
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
She also looks very slightly retarded. yaaaaay i like that.

Funko
13-05-2005, 14:42:02
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
she's a woman, go figure

http://loudmedicine.net/SUM/gallery/lastgig/zombie.jpg

King_Ghidra
13-05-2005, 14:42:03
birds of a feather and all that

Funko
13-05-2005, 14:42:24
Nice x-post.

King_Ghidra
13-05-2005, 14:43:07
Originally posted by Funko


you're confusing 'slightly retarded' with 'hideously transformed'

zmama
13-05-2005, 14:43:32
Practically perfect :D

Lazarus and the Gimp
13-05-2005, 14:50:57
http://www.absoluteinfinity.com.au/info/movie_reviews/LIT/1.jpg

See what I mean? "Durrrrrr".

Greg W
13-05-2005, 14:54:44
So when she walks into bars, does the bartender ask "Why the long face"?

mr.G
13-05-2005, 14:57:01
No Greg, that's Sarah Jessica Parker

Funko
13-05-2005, 14:58:11
:lol:

Funko
13-05-2005, 14:59:11
She walks into the bar, Sarah Jessica Parker says "Why the long face"?

mr.G
13-05-2005, 14:59:38
:lol:

Drekkus
13-05-2005, 15:00:30
http://i.imdb.com/mptv1.gif

Nills Lagerbaak
13-05-2005, 15:00:53
Or Camilla parker bowls
Or Bruce Forsythe
Or Jimmy Hill

Funko
13-05-2005, 15:01:43
Are Sarah Jessica Parker and Camilla Parker Bowles related? Not only do they share a name but they are both horse faced munters.

Venom
13-05-2005, 15:07:09
Whoooooa horsie. Sarah Jessica Parker ain't nearly as ugly as Camilla JustUsedToilet Bowles.

self biased
13-05-2005, 15:09:44
doooooooooo
di
doooooooooo

Lurker the Second
13-05-2005, 15:27:34
Funko has lost the last remaining remnant of his mind.

Funko
13-05-2005, 15:31:29
Originally posted by Venom
Whoooooa horsie. Sarah Jessica Parker ain't nearly as ugly as Camilla JustUsedToilet Bowles.

Not quite, give her 20 years though. Anyway I thought it was a pretty nice way to insult her.

Venom
13-05-2005, 15:34:15
You've got to be careful throwing around Bowles like that. She's a weapon of mass destruction.

Funko
13-05-2005, 15:35:11
Can she teach you to do long division?

self biased
13-05-2005, 15:36:11
i'll be damned. so that's where they were. pretty clever of saddam to hide the damn things in england.

Venom
13-05-2005, 15:38:45
Originally posted by Funko
Can she teach you to do long division?

If she wrote on her face, yes.

Funko
13-05-2005, 15:39:48
She could divide 568272930337326292 by 73.

Venom
13-05-2005, 15:42:30
She could, and she has.

Funko
13-05-2005, 15:43:48
She got 2.

Venom
13-05-2005, 15:49:20
Can I hit her in the face with the "See me after class" stamp? Hard?

Funko
13-05-2005, 15:50:48
Want to give her a bit of private "one to one" tuition huh? *nudge* *nudge* Say no more!

Venom
13-05-2005, 15:52:23
Hey, she's still got connection. I figure she could hook me up with land and titles. You guys still do all that stuff, right?

Plus, I've done worse. I mean, I did drink heavily in college.

King_Ghidra
13-05-2005, 16:41:00
if you guys are rejecting scarlett johansson i would please like to claim her

Funko
13-05-2005, 16:42:52
I wasn't!

Funko
13-05-2005, 16:43:14
I think that Mr G was saying that her looking a bit retarded was a plus for him.

mr.G
13-05-2005, 16:44:05
bingo

Drekkus
13-05-2005, 16:44:07
since cameron has the same look.

Venom
13-05-2005, 16:45:34
I just said she has big tits. That's a compliment where I come from.

mr.G
13-05-2005, 16:47:24
yaaaaay yaaay you love cows

maroule
13-05-2005, 17:13:29
Originally posted by Drekkus
Yesterday I saw Woody Allen talk about his new movie, which a very cute girl I've never seen before, Scarlett Johansson. I think I like her.


go see Lost in Translation, fool!
arguably the best movie of 2004

King_Ghidra
13-05-2005, 17:18:16
i have it on dvd and haven't watched it yet. Does she get the aforementioned big tits out in it?

Nills Lagerbaak
13-05-2005, 17:20:49
Originally posted by maroule
go see Lost in Translation, fool!
arguably the best movie of 2004
I would definitely contest this, but I can't be bothered having the same argument as last time.

No SJ does not get bic titties out and no, that is not the reason I don't think it is best of 2004

Scabrous Birdseed
13-05-2005, 19:06:23
It's a dull, racist movie about dull, racist people being bored.

protein
13-05-2005, 19:58:37
Being confused and not being able to speak the language in another country is racist?

Shit, I am the worst racist in the world. I only speak english and I'm always confused and intruiged by other cultures.

Japher
13-05-2005, 20:02:01
When in a country in which you don't speak the language just fake it

protein
13-05-2005, 20:03:40
Or talk slowly and very loud. They'll understand eventually.

Bloody foreigners.

Japher
13-05-2005, 20:14:43
and make strange gestures with your hands as though the person you are talking to is retarded...

Koshko
13-05-2005, 20:48:53
Too thin ... needs curves.

JM^3
13-05-2005, 21:42:04
of course they are retarded

if they weren't, they would be able to speak english!

Jon Miller

The Norks
15-05-2005, 02:46:02
Keira Knightley is an annoying jolly hockey sticks boy looking twerp. She is about as interesting as wet wallpaper.

Scarlett Johansson though is enigmatic and beautiful and eccentric. I can totally see why she causes a stir in the male loin department.

JM^3
15-05-2005, 02:50:57
Originally posted by The Norks
the male loin department.

I go shopping there daily

JM

The Norks
15-05-2005, 02:51:52
I window shop there regularly :D