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Tizzy
12-05-2005, 11:41:42
No-one here seems to want the carefully selected treat I brought back for them

zmama
12-05-2005, 11:42:14
MEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!

Funko
12-05-2005, 11:42:49
Originally posted by Tizzy
No-one here seems to want the carefully selected treat I brought back for them

My lot have scoffed theirs! All gone.

zmama
12-05-2005, 11:43:27
love it love it love it

Tizzy
12-05-2005, 11:45:24
Originally posted by Funko
My lot have scoffed theirs! All gone.

Two bits have been scoffed here, and I had one of them!

Greg W
12-05-2005, 11:49:06
Originally posted by zmama
love it love it love it We have far too much in common. Even if it's only one thing. :nervous:

Gary
12-05-2005, 11:51:54
Gawd, starving, and someone's teasing me with talk of shortbread :(

mr.G
12-05-2005, 11:58:54
Originally posted by Tizzy
Who wants some shortbread? i will race you

Tizzy
12-05-2005, 12:03:50
Race me to the shortbread?

I win!

mr.G
12-05-2005, 12:05:17
damnit *pffffft* :fingers croossed: what a pity

Dyl Ulenspiegel
12-05-2005, 12:11:48
shortbread?

protein
12-05-2005, 12:12:35
Some chef you are...

Dyl Ulenspiegel
12-05-2005, 12:16:58
Ah, skortenbretten!

Cruddy
12-05-2005, 12:21:29
I prefer to let my shortbread harden a little, so I'll decline, thanks.

Just so easy to mucnch on the lot when it melts in the mouth.

Lazarus and the Gimp
12-05-2005, 12:59:33
I can't stand shortbread. I'll stick to scotch, thanks.

Greg W
12-05-2005, 13:02:09
http://www.arnotts.com/Biscuits/Images/s_pack_45.gif

Venom
12-05-2005, 13:07:29
If only we were talking about short cake.

zmama
12-05-2005, 13:16:44
Stop it right now!!
No shortbread or yummy shortcake :(

Venom
12-05-2005, 13:25:26
Well make some or something.

Greg W
12-05-2005, 13:28:16
And then send some to Venom? :hmm:

Oerdin
12-05-2005, 13:31:22
I love shortbread. My Scottish grandmother used to make it all the time.

Venom
12-05-2005, 13:32:04
Originally posted by Greg W
And then send some to Venom? :hmm:

Great idea!

Tizzy
12-05-2005, 13:32:53
I thought I'd bring them shortbread this time cos previously I've tried Edinburgh Rock and tablet on them and ended up eating it all myself.
So much for that theory.
Maybe I'll just not bother in future, ungrateful sods.

Greg W
12-05-2005, 13:43:20
Yeah, fuck em.

Figuratively speaking of course...

protein
12-05-2005, 14:24:10
I love the stuff but I'm on a diet. Which reminds me, time for my run...


byee........

Greg W
12-05-2005, 14:27:31
Diet. Another of those things I should be on.

zmama
12-05-2005, 14:39:22
I am

So no shortbread or cake :(

Greg W
12-05-2005, 14:41:42
All things in moderation.

Except sex. Not that I've had much choice in those stakes recently...

Lurker the Second
12-05-2005, 15:54:44
I'll take some shortbread. And scotch.

Japher
12-05-2005, 15:56:57
me too... hold the shortbread though.

Tizzy
12-05-2005, 15:58:21
You can have my share of the scotch and I'll have your shortbread

Lurker the Second
12-05-2005, 16:00:44
Does scotch count as a vegetable?

Tizzy
12-05-2005, 16:01:33
If wine counts as fruit

Funko
12-05-2005, 16:01:53
Scotch is a grain.

Lurker the Second
12-05-2005, 16:07:17
I think wine's a fruit.

Funko
12-05-2005, 16:07:44
No need for that homophobic language.

Lurker the Second
12-05-2005, 16:10:01
I wasn't talking about Venom this time.

alsieboo
12-05-2005, 22:36:30
Tesco keeps conning me, they only sell 'No added sugar' shortbread :( which tastes pants.

Japher
12-05-2005, 22:38:24
pants?

alsieboo
12-05-2005, 23:03:05
yes. it tastes of pants.

The Norks
13-05-2005, 01:10:01
I will eat shortbread, whisky, Edinburgh rock, tablet, oddfellows, haggis, links, tatty scones, black pudding and assorted scottish beasts. YUM YUM LARDY GREAT BIG SCOTTISH YUM.

Funko
13-05-2005, 09:01:14
Originally posted by alsieboo
yes. it tastes of pants.

Why not just buy the stuff with sugar in?

Drekkus
13-05-2005, 12:08:57
Short bread must come in handy while riding the short bus.

alsieboo
13-05-2005, 12:48:46
Originally posted by Funko
Why not just buy the stuff with sugar in?

because tesco is evil and hides it from me

Funko
13-05-2005, 12:49:16
Those bastards.

alsieboo
13-05-2005, 12:55:01
I know, I might start shopping in sainsburys now

Venom
13-05-2005, 12:57:14
I went grocery shopping the other day and was just wandering around the store looking for things. I must have looked like a total rookie shopper to all the pros.

Funko
13-05-2005, 12:58:49
:lol:

Venom
13-05-2005, 13:21:52
I only actually knew where the beer was.

Funko
13-05-2005, 13:24:01
Why were you shopping for groceries anyway?

Who's cooking for you?

Lurker the Second
13-05-2005, 15:31:01
Had nothing to do with food. With all these super grocery stores you see now, he was looking for ammo.

Funko
13-05-2005, 15:32:27
Sorry, my mistake. In the UK ammo only comes under groceries if you are armed with a spud gun.

Venom
13-05-2005, 15:35:31
I know exactly where all the ammo is.

My cousin and his girlfriend were in town and I needed to get them some stuff to eat.

Lurker the Second
13-05-2005, 15:37:04
What kind of bogus guests don't bring their own food?

Venom
13-05-2005, 15:39:43
Ungrateful fucks from New York City.

Funko
13-05-2005, 15:40:15
Wankers.

Venom
13-05-2005, 15:44:01
I got donuts, pretzels, Doritos, Orange Juice, Gatorade, lemondae, and bread. I already had beer.

Lurker the Second
13-05-2005, 15:45:41
Mmmmmm, donuts.

Funko
13-05-2005, 15:46:27
That looks like all the major food groups covered.

Venom
13-05-2005, 15:48:31
I thought I did a really nice job. I didn't get an steaks or anything because I don't like them that much.

Funko
13-05-2005, 15:48:45
You don't like steaks?

Venom
13-05-2005, 15:50:26
See, that's what happens when you don't use proper identifying nouns. I like steaks. I don't like my cousin.

Funko
13-05-2005, 15:51:31
*phew*

I nearly died of shock.

Venom
13-05-2005, 15:54:05
Oh I love me some steak.

Lurker the Second
13-05-2005, 15:54:58
:lol:

Funko
13-05-2005, 15:55:07
I know...

That's why I knew I must have misunderstood.

Lurker the Second
13-05-2005, 15:57:44
Was your cousin's girfriend hot?

Venom
13-05-2005, 15:59:00
I just had a panic attack thinking about what it would be like if I didn't like steak.

Venom
13-05-2005, 15:59:53
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Was your cousin's girfriend hot?

She's not bad. Good looking enough for that ugly, Gonzo nose having son of a bitch.

Lurker the Second
13-05-2005, 16:03:11
Will you be posting a link to the hidden camera videos?

Funko
13-05-2005, 16:04:38
Originally posted by Venom
She's not bad. Good looking enough for that ugly, Gonzo nose having son of a bitch.

Too good for you then.

mr.G
13-05-2005, 16:06:43
Originally posted by Venom
I just had a panic attack thinking about what it would be like if I didn't like steak. :lol::lol:

Venom
13-05-2005, 16:09:44
Originally posted by Lurker the Second
Will you be posting a link to the hidden camera videos?

Of course.

Funko
13-05-2005, 16:10:09
Thread's already in the secret forum.

Venom
13-05-2005, 16:10:11
Originally posted by Funko
Too good for you then.

Who isn't?

Funko
13-05-2005, 16:11:25
The Parker sisters?

Venom
13-05-2005, 16:12:56
What board games do they make? Shopopoly?

Japher
13-05-2005, 16:14:20
Hungry Hungry Dildo

Venom
13-05-2005, 16:17:17
Damn. That's way better than my lame attempt. I have shamed myself.

Lurker the Second
13-05-2005, 16:18:41
Get some towels to clean it up.

Venom
13-05-2005, 16:25:59
No. I must walk around with my shame and allow others to laugh at me.

Japher
13-05-2005, 16:28:09
I feel good:D

must be because it's Friday the 13th:(

Drekkus
13-05-2005, 17:02:49
Originally posted by Venom
I just had a panic attack thinking about what it would be like if I didn't like steak. :lol: