PDA

View Full Version : Scary find


King_Ghidra
10-05-2005, 13:07:54
saw this in someone's sig on another forum:

"No not me and KG, we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead....ALLRIGHT WE'LL DO IT!!

We'll lead as two Kings.

What does this mean?! Who is this other KG?!

Venom
10-05-2005, 13:09:49
we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead

That part means your stupid.

JM^3
10-05-2005, 13:14:29
own goal protection on

I think it might be a tenacious D reference

off

JM

King_Ghidra
10-05-2005, 13:37:30
oh really? a refrence in what way? to a particular tenacious d song?

King_Ghidra
10-05-2005, 13:38:23
My god you're right!

CITY HALL

All you people up there in city hall.
Your fucking it up for the people that's in the streets.
This a song for the people in the streets not the people of city hall.
All you motherfuckers in the streets it's time to rise up
come on up children and fucking rise.

Lots of times when me and KG are watching
all the fucking shit that goes down in city hall.
We get the feeling we should fuck shit up
yeah we should fucking start a riot! A Riot!
We have 'em screaming in the streets.
We have 'em tipping over shit,
and breaking fucking windows of small businesses
and setting fucking fires.
And setting fucking fires.
And setting fucking fires.

And then after the smoke has cleared,
and the rubble has been swept away.
Me and KG will peek out our heads.
We've been watching the riots on a monitor.
Twenty floors below sea level, from a bunker.

We did it Rage Kage. We beat the bastards of City Hall!
But now what will we do? We must rebuild.
But who will lead us in the rebuilding process?
Man it's got to be someone with the know-how
and the elbow grease to lead us to a new land.
No not me and KG we don't have the cognitive capacity to lead,
all right we'll do it. We'll lead as two kings!
We'll lead as two kings. We'll Lead As Two Kings

The first decree is to legalize marijuana,
the tyranny and bullshit's gone on too long,
you old fucking trives, who blocked it's legalization.
You're banished from the land
We'll Lead As Two Kings!
We'll Lead As Two Kings
We'll Lead As Two Kings!

The second decree! No more pollution,
no more car exhaust, or ocean dumpage!
From now on we will travel in tubes!
We'll lead as two kings
ah yes we'll Fucking lead as two kings.
Get the scientist working on the tube technology immediately.
Chop Chop! Let's go.

Third decree. No more rich people and poor people.
From now on we will all the be the same
ahh I don't know I gotta think about that.
We'll Lead As Two Kings!

Oh My God!
What?
Dude the red phone is flashing
Oh yeah
Let me scoop that up. Hello? Two Kings
What? No! No fucking way!
What? Rage there's a potato famine in Idaho you gotta go down there
Oh my God.
What?!
Dude I gotta stay here
Why do I have to go?
Oh god OK fine Is he gone?
All right emergency meeting of parliament.
All right parliament I know this is fucked up but Rage,
he can't be king anymore.
Dudes!
He's encroaching on my decrees.
Seriously let's make him Duke.
Be a kick ass duke.
Or leader formally known as king but
oh oh he's coming back
We'll Lead As Two Kings!
Oh Yes! We'll Really Lead As Two Kings

Uh Dude
Rage
I went all over Idaho
Yeah
Uh plenty of potatoes everywhere
What there was no famine?
Yeah there was no famine.
Dude A Toast
A Toast?
Long live the D.
Long live the D.
Long live me.
I'm sorry I poisoned your wine.
For the good of the land.
I poisoned yours as well.
NO!!!!!

No Ahhhh!!
City, City, City, City, City, City, Shitty Shitty City, Shitty,
Shitty City, City, Shitty Hall, Hall, Hall, Hall, Hall, Hall, Hall, Hall.

People inside me you're asking me to smoke up city hall.
Cause no one here is talking
People inside me you're asking me to blow up city hall.
Cause no one here is rocking
People inside me you're asking me to blow up city hall.
Cause everyone is rock'em sock'em robots.
Everyone is rock'em sock'em robots.
Everyone is rock'em sock'em Go!! Oh!!

Cruddy
10-05-2005, 13:38:43
<shrug> What's so scary about someone with the sme initials?

JM^3
10-05-2005, 13:39:16
I remebered the Wonderboy song
JM

King_Ghidra
10-05-2005, 13:39:36
So KG is Jack black's fat mate then?

JM^3
10-05-2005, 13:40:01
yeah
JM

King_Ghidra
10-05-2005, 13:40:35
Originally posted by Cruddy
<shrug> What's so scary about someone with the sme initials?

oh i'm so sorry mr fucking seen it all before, please move on to one of the other fascinating threads

MattHiggs
10-05-2005, 13:58:17
please move on to one of the other fascinating threads

own goal!

Drekkus
10-05-2005, 14:04:38
How do the words 'cognitive capacity' land in a lyric like that?

Cruddy
10-05-2005, 14:18:48
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
oh i'm so sorry mr fucking seen it all before, please move on to one of the other fascinating threads

Been there. Done that. Now I'm back in this thread. ;)

KrazyHorse@home
10-05-2005, 14:32:48
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
So KG is Jack black's fat mate then?

Stands for Kyle Gass, IIRC

They need to come out with another album.

One of my favourite songs of theirs is "Kyle Quit the Band"

Last week, Kyle quit the band,
Now we're back together, uh.
Misunderstanding, didn't understand.
It doesn't matter, now we're back together again.
A-la la la la la.
Couldn't split up Kato and Nash. (that's true)
Couldn't split up Tango and Cash.
That's also true!
This is our song of exultant joy because
We only came to kick some ass.
Rock the fuckin' house and kick some ass.
What we gonna do with all the cash?
Smoke hash, and then we thrash.
We'll throw a big ol' bash y'all.
And everyone is invited to the bash.
And everyone you're all invited to the bash!
C'mon Kyle, one time c'mon!