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King_Ghidra
10-05-2005, 11:32:36
i'm thinking of Freddy Got Fingered for some reason

DaShi
10-05-2005, 11:34:48
I try not to think of that movie, thank you.

mr.G
10-05-2005, 11:42:47
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
iIs it weird not being able to masturbate in front of my dad? for me it is

Drekkus
10-05-2005, 11:49:44
For you it's weird not being able to?

mr.G
10-05-2005, 11:53:39
yaaay it's not the same, all that dirt and all

Drekkus
10-05-2005, 12:05:05
Not the same like you used to do

mr.G
10-05-2005, 12:15:27
the good old times
:sniff:

Venom
10-05-2005, 12:58:23
No one ruins a thread like Mr G.

mr.G
10-05-2005, 13:11:19
it's a gift from god
thread:shoot:

Cruddy
10-05-2005, 13:24:18
For all we know, it could be a gift from Satan.

But you've got the touch all right.

As for wanking in front of my Dad... I'm not sure, I've never felt the need for some reason.

maroule
10-05-2005, 17:11:39
it feels weird getting caught

I was about 14, in holidays in my dad hotel. His large bathroom had a panoramic view, including a back window on the solarium, a terrazza where guests went to get sun tan. This being the south of France, all the female were topless. There was a particular guest I had my eye on, a 17 year old with very large and firm breasts, who was of course way out of my league. So here we are, it's about 3 pm, in july, the sun is scortching hot, the solarium is full, the object of my desire lays on her back, tits pointing arrogantly to the sun, and I sneak into my father's bathroom with a pair of bionoculars, to get the enlarged view I am entitled to get. One thing leading to another, I get really worked up, and I start shaking the money. Anybody who ever tried that with a pair of binocular on knows it's both difficult, uncomfortable, and at times painful as you try to shake your hand without trembling and imparing vision (and the binoculars, moving along knock either your nose or your eyebrows). All absorbed that I was by my concentration, I did not hear my father enter his bathroom.

He pretended he didn't see me, I pretended to believe him, and we never mentionned the incident.

Drekkus
10-05-2005, 17:12:53
:lol:

Venom
10-05-2005, 18:34:16
How did you know she was 17?

sleeping_satsuma
10-05-2005, 19:04:11
there's a French art film in there somewhere :lol:

maroule
11-05-2005, 08:07:32
Originally posted by Venom
How did you know she was 17?

she was the daughter of regular guests (they were coming every summer, and they ended up being friends of my father). So I knew her, and even talked to her (occasionnally). She's now married with 2 kids, of course, to a fat entrepreneur. She became a child psychologist, very bourgeoise. I wonder if she'd be flattered to know about that incident...

Gary
11-05-2005, 08:19:19
Amused probably.

Amazed anyone has the guts to tell us something like that. Pretty certain I'd have kept quiet about it :)

JM^3
11-05-2005, 08:22:50
I am pretty sure that everyone has had there mom and\or dad walk in on them masturbating

or finding the mag

or finding the kleenix because I forgot to throw it away

I think it is generally not talked about

JM

King_Ghidra
11-05-2005, 09:04:52
you see, you start a cheap copycat and you end up getting liquid gold

:beer:

Venom
11-05-2005, 13:46:54
Originally posted by maroule
she was the daughter of regular guests (they were coming every summer, and they ended up being friends of my father). So I knew her, and even talked to her (occasionnally). She's now married with 2 kids, of course, to a fat entrepreneur. She became a child psychologist, very bourgeoise. I wonder if she'd be flattered to know about that incident...

See if you knew her, she's not out of your league. Now you're stuck with maroulia instead of your ultimate wank fantasy.

Drekkus
11-05-2005, 13:52:05
Originally posted by maroule
I wonder if she'd be flattered to know about that incident... Does Mrs Maroule still lurk here? :D

maroule
11-05-2005, 16:23:32
:lol:
no she doesn't

Venom, I don't know how it works in your neighbourhood, but here a gorgeous 17 year old girl does not look at a 14 year old pimpled boy as a fuck prospect. In fact, she doesn't even see him at all. The fact that I could talk to her because our parents knew each other didn't alter that sad fact. See, talking to a girl and humping her was a difference as wide as the pacific ocean for me during most of my teenage years.

JM^3
11-05-2005, 16:40:45
still is that way, and I am half way through my 20s

JM

MOBIUS
11-05-2005, 16:45:27
Well you could always shoot them with your gun first...:cute:

JM^3
11-05-2005, 16:59:38
I think that is suppose to come after the talking and humping..

JM

Funko
11-05-2005, 17:08:11
Maroule might not post often but as long as he posts humiliating stories from his past every so often I think we'll all be happy. ;)

Venom
11-05-2005, 17:15:24
Originally posted by maroule
:lol:
no she doesn't

Venom, I don't know how it works in your neighbourhood, but here a gorgeous 17 year old girl does not look at a 14 year old pimpled boy as a fuck prospect. In fact, she doesn't even see him at all. The fact that I could talk to her because our parents knew each other didn't alter that sad fact. See, talking to a girl and humping her was a difference as wide as the pacific ocean for me during most of my teenage years.

What a sad, elitist world you live in.

King_Ghidra
12-05-2005, 08:58:40
welcome to europe