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RedFred
10-05-2005, 01:36:00
I was told by a cook, a very good cook mind you, that eggplants have gender. The males are supposed to be thinner and have less seeds. The females are supposed to be rounder, with a bulge at one end like a pear.

Is this true?

protein
10-05-2005, 01:49:07
Der! Eggs come from chickens. Plants create fruits or seeds or whatever. Like a tomato or an aubergine.

Immortal Wombat
10-05-2005, 01:59:46
or an eggplant fruit.

protein
10-05-2005, 02:01:46
Nope, eggs come from chickens not trees.

Dear oh dear. You people. :rolleyes:

RedFred
10-05-2005, 02:02:20
Sorry. I forgot it was called something silly in the UK. "Aubergine", I think.

Cruddy
10-05-2005, 02:28:33
No, it's not true. Look up how plants have sex and you'll see why.

DaShi
10-05-2005, 06:07:23
Pervert!

Gary
10-05-2005, 08:14:35
Sounds silly to me. Plants can have gender, but fruit ?!?!?!

Have you tried googling for an answer ?

mr.G
10-05-2005, 08:22:10
love me gender, love me sweet

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-05-2005, 08:56:43
Wouldn't it be easier to just check if it's got bollocks or a mimsy?

Drekkus
10-05-2005, 10:05:10
who cares about fucking plants?

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-05-2005, 10:51:46
Bees.

Drekkus
10-05-2005, 10:57:44
they don't fuck plants, do they???

mr.G
10-05-2005, 11:01:27
just un beetje

DaShi
10-05-2005, 11:01:41
The desperate ones do.

Drekkus
10-05-2005, 11:06:00
humpingbirds do.

zmama
10-05-2005, 11:08:29
Why do you want to have sex with an eggplant, RF?

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-05-2005, 11:11:54
Originally posted by Drekkus
they don't fuck plants, do they???

No, but given that their entire existance revolves around vegetable fornication, I think it's safe to assume they care about fucking plants.

Lazarus and the Gimp
10-05-2005, 11:12:49
Hee hee. "Fornicating vegetables". That should be the new advertising catchphrase for "Club 18-30" holidays.

Drekkus
10-05-2005, 11:26:54
That makes me wonder about what Club 18-30 holidays exactely is.

Immortal Wombat
10-05-2005, 15:16:12
Some plants look like lady bees so that boy bees will come up and try to fuck them.

Drekkus
10-05-2005, 15:24:22
Would that bee the Madegascarian Fuckbee plant?

Immortal Wombat
10-05-2005, 15:25:11
I was thinking of Bee Orchids, but the Madegascarian Fuckbee plant probably does the same.

Drekkus
10-05-2005, 15:26:22
You know all about them birds and bees, eh?