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JM^3
09-05-2005, 18:37:00
I think I would want a pistol or a shotgun

a number of my family members got them, I don't want to be left out

and I think shotguns and pistols arecooler

Jon Miller

HelloKitty
09-05-2005, 18:41:44
Well you are a short hop away from virginia where you are limited to buying 9 per day with no permit!

JM^3
09-05-2005, 18:43:17
woiohoo

still doesn't answer what one(s) I should get

JM
(and no, I don't plan on skipping the country and starting my own private army)

Japher
09-05-2005, 18:46:06
pistol

JM^3
09-05-2005, 18:46:38
what type of pistol?

Jon Miller

HelloKitty
09-05-2005, 18:49:43
Why not get tehm all?

http://home.rochester.rr.com/lazamataz/images/hellglock_rev3.JPG

JM^3
09-05-2005, 18:52:02
I wouldn't want the knife on it though...

that would be dangerous

Jon Miller

HelloKitty
09-05-2005, 18:53:08
Now, why are you getting a pistol or shotgun? Just to be cool like your family? Or to contribute to Maryland?

Or to leave it lying around the house.

JM^3
09-05-2005, 18:53:58
a little bit of 2

maybe some of 3

a lot of 4

Jon Miller
(I don't really intend to buy any bullets)

protein
09-05-2005, 18:57:22
Who is it you want to murder?

JM^3
09-05-2005, 18:58:24
I don't want to murder anyone

I just want to be cool

Jon Miller

protein
09-05-2005, 19:00:09
Get some sunglasses then.

HelloKitty
09-05-2005, 19:00:13
Be a man. Geta magnum, just like Sledgehammer. And get bullets and shoot people.

http://www.worldtalkradio.com/show/82/session/000000sledgehammer.jpg

JM^3
09-05-2005, 19:01:06
what is a magnum, exactly?

JM

The Mad Monk
09-05-2005, 19:04:08
Get a 12 gauge pump-action and join a skeet club.

HelloKitty
09-05-2005, 19:04:13
It is apparently a big ass gun that shoots at about 1400 feet per second with a 25 yard accuracy of 1.25 inches.

You can ask on Poly and I bet 100 people give you answers tehy pretend they didn't use google for :)/

KrazyHorse@home
09-05-2005, 19:05:07
Magnum guns are designed to shoot magnum cartridges. Magnum cartridges have more propellant than regular cartridges of the same caliber, thus they have higher muzzle velocity, more stopping power etc.

HelloKitty
09-05-2005, 19:05:56
Originally posted by The Mad Monk
Get a 12 gauge pump-action and join a skeet club.

Hmm, at the risk of a PH, isn't skeet slang for ejaculation?

Damn funny!

protein
09-05-2005, 19:06:22
You could always join the army. They give you guns and let you shoot people.

KrazyHorse@home
09-05-2005, 19:07:03
There are also apparently handguns which fire rifle bullets. These have the highest stopping power available in a handgun

The things you learn from watching TV at 6 a.m.

Thank you, outdoor life network...

KrazyHorse@home
09-05-2005, 19:08:01
Originally posted by protein
You could always join the army. They give you guns and let you shoot people.

They even encourage it.

The Mad Monk
09-05-2005, 19:09:10
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Hmm, at the risk of a PH, isn't skeet slang for ejaculation?

Damn funny!

At the risk of a 100-0, I've never heard it used in that context before.

JM^3
09-05-2005, 19:09:24
Originally posted by protein
You could always join the army. They give you guns and let you shoot people.

I couldn't handle the discipline

or the diet

JOn Miller
(life long vegeterrian)

JM^3
09-05-2005, 19:10:24
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
There are also apparently handguns which fire rifle bullets. These have the highest stopping power available in a handgun

The things you learn from watching TV at 6 a.m.

Thank you, outdoor life network...

give me some examples..

I also want to be able to compare to others

I am going to make my brother's 22 rifle hide in shame!

Jon Miller

KrazyHorse@home
09-05-2005, 19:10:47
Originally posted by The Mad Monk
At the risk of a 100-0, I've never heard it used in that context before.

That's because you don't know your raps.

HelloKitty
09-05-2005, 19:11:12
Just get a rifle. Chicks dig rifles.

http://home.tiscali.be/cartoo/RealB/rifle%20instructor.jpg

HelloKitty
09-05-2005, 19:13:11
This one is somewhat less skeezy

http://www.trooperpx.com/Armor/imgarmor/Morita/MoritaBabe2.jpg

JM^3
09-05-2005, 19:13:37
the AK is cool..

but I don't know, they can't be juggled

Jon Miller
(well, neither can shotguns)

HelloKitty
09-05-2005, 19:16:41
AHAHA!

If you want to see something funny, I was looking for some real skeezy hags with guns.

Go to google, make sure safesearch is all the way off and search for

rifle naked

Made me laugh, but can't be posted here.

JM^3
09-05-2005, 19:21:49
Originally posted by HelloKitty
This one is somewhat less skeezy

http://www.trooperpx.com/Armor/imgarmor/Morita/MoritaBabe2.jpg

is she small, or is that huge

Jon Miller

Debaser
09-05-2005, 19:22:42
Originally posted by HelloKitty
AHAHA!

If you want to see something funny, I was looking for some real skeezy hags with guns.

Go to google, make sure safesearch is all the way off and search for

rifle naked

Made me laugh, but can't be posted here.

Um... thanks for that. :(

JM^3
09-05-2005, 19:23:45
Originally posted by HelloKitty
AHAHA!

If you want to see something funny, I was looking for some real skeezy hags with guns.

Go to google, make sure safesearch is all the way off and search for

rifle naked

Made me laugh, but can't be posted here.

hate to say it, but could you PM me the link?

I don't get anything but standard rifle sites (naked facts about rifles)

and standard porn sites

Jon Miller

Debaser
09-05-2005, 19:25:00
I think she meant Google Images...

at least I presume so...:nervous:

protein
09-05-2005, 19:26:29
:lol:

The Mad Monk
09-05-2005, 19:26:53
She meant image search.

JM^3
09-05-2005, 19:27:08
now I get a bunch of gay porn

Jon Miller

HelloKitty
09-05-2005, 19:28:04
Sigh, Jon Miller, too dumb to look at porn, but he can buy a handgun.

HelloKitty
09-05-2005, 19:28:35
Originally posted by JM^3
now I get a bunch of gay porn

Jon Miller

Thank you PH.

JM^3
09-05-2005, 19:30:07
woohoo

Jon Miller
(and I should be good at looking at porn with all the practice I get)

JM^3
09-05-2005, 19:30:34
I was expecting strange uses of rifles..

Jon Miller

Lefty Scaevola
09-05-2005, 19:43:22
Originally posted by JM^3
I think I would want a pistol or a shotgun Uh, what use or contigences are you plaaning for. That is what will dertimed what type weapon to get.

JM^3
09-05-2005, 19:46:11
I want it too look cool

I might shoot it in a firing range or something (can I shoot cans on stumps in Maryland?)

Jon Miller
(I don't eat meat, and killing things to not eat doesn't seem good)

JM^3
09-05-2005, 19:46:54
the only gun I have ever fired was a berreta (.22?)

Jon Miller

Venom
09-05-2005, 19:47:34
Get a Shotgun. And Beretta mostly makes 9mm.

JM^3
09-05-2005, 19:49:37
Originally posted by HelloKitty
This one is somewhat less skeezy

http://www.trooperpx.com/Armor/imgarmor/Morita/MoritaBabe2.jpg

btw, is this from a porno movie?

because I think I have seen it...

Jon Miller

JM^3
09-05-2005, 19:51:17
I went to the site, and none looked like what I fired

JM

JM^3
09-05-2005, 19:55:01
I think carbines have the coolest name

but they are so big...

Jon Miller

KrazyHorse@home
09-05-2005, 19:57:42
Carbines are smaller than rifles

That's in the definition...

HelloKitty
09-05-2005, 19:59:33
I think JM needs to log onto SWG and shoot some wookiees

protein
09-05-2005, 20:02:54
Wait, are you being serious JM? You actually want a deadly weapon "because it's cool"?

Grow some balls man.

JM^3
09-05-2005, 20:12:18
I haven't shot any wookies yet, since I haven't bought RotW

I should go and start enslaving my race :hmm:

and of course I want a deadly weapon because it is cool, is there a better reason to want one?

Jon Miller

HelloKitty
09-05-2005, 20:18:05
I thought you ordered the digital download? If you did it is live.

ROTW is set up more like KOTOR with quests and zones etc.

I like it. And I have killed a shitload of wookiees.

JM^3
09-05-2005, 20:19:22
nah.. my freind did

he is level 80 and has one bar of FS expereince plus more

Jon Miller
(he has killed a lot of wookies also)

(I am not really in a MMORPG mood right now)

JM^3
09-05-2005, 20:20:34
check thiss ite

http://world.guns.ru/handguns/hg06-e.htm

Jon Miller

HelloKitty
09-05-2005, 20:21:57
I finished my FS exp witht eh double exp crap. At 1/3 of a tree per hunting trip it was just too easy. I can do the paddy trials whenever I want, I just don't want to. Having fun with my flamethrower and rocket launcher.

JM^3
09-05-2005, 20:24:24
I only went on a few hunting trips during DXP week

it is those big bull beats (don't remember their names.. they are sort of stupid and there are a ton of them (They were ~80)) which we hunted

Jon Miller

HelloKitty
09-05-2005, 20:27:19
Go with a group fo 8. i was easily knocking off 1.2 mill rifle, 1.2 mill Hevy, and 1.2 mill unarmed exp in a couple hours.

You have till midnight tonight I believe. You can finish your template in 6 hours (respec the invest line)

JM^3
09-05-2005, 20:28:33
I have work I need to be doing (although I don't feel like it right now)

JM

TV4Fun
09-05-2005, 22:22:09
Personally I would get a high-powered sniper rifle, but that's just me.

Cruddy
09-05-2005, 23:01:36
Originally posted by JM^3
what is a magnum, exactly?

JM

The cartridges have curved sides like magnum champagne bottles. Hence the name.

I think it's silly to get a gun if you have no intention of using it or even practising with it

Come the day you need it (I hope it doesn't) the other guy will just take it off you and stick it up your arse.

HOWEVER - Ithaca model 37 or similar pump shotgun would be my choice for a complete beginner.

protein
09-05-2005, 23:41:52
In what way would you need a gun?

Cruddy
10-05-2005, 01:30:17
In the sudden death, defense, him or me, every millisecond counts kind of way.

protein
10-05-2005, 01:46:53
Oh, you mean like in a movie. I can imagine that as the killer zombies from space bash in your door it would be comforting to know there's a laser blaster in your hand.

In real life on the other hand I can only imagine you pointing a gun at someone or shooting a gun at someone only ending in something pretty nasty.

Immortal Wombat
10-05-2005, 02:02:41
I'd like to see a film from the point of view of the zombies from space, who are just trying to find a home for their wandering civilization when all these people keep pulling laser blasters on them and slaughtering all the colonists.

BigGameHunter
10-05-2005, 02:17:04
Here's a couple of mine that are good for "beginners":
The first is a snub nosed .357 Magnum. Big fun boom and a pretty good kick with fairly low accuracy.
The second is a model '94 (1894 pattern) Winchester .32 lever action rifle. You feel like John Wayne shooting it, it is a very accurate "brush" gun at short ranges. Good for hunting.

I'm sure there is much sexier out there. My Dad has a .44 pistol (a hand cannon really) but it is too"much" for me.
http://www.airwarzone.co.uk/_images/spsm100_s.jpg
http://www.armchairgunshow.com/images/11-94wl-4765.jpg

BigGameHunter
10-05-2005, 02:17:59
If we ever hook up out here, I'd be glad to take you shooting with a wide array of weapons.
:)

JM^3
10-05-2005, 02:19:36
I like the ones that look sort of old

they are cool

maybe I should get a blackpowder gun?

JM

BigGameHunter
10-05-2005, 02:21:03
Those can be fun too...make your own bullets and all that.
Plus, you get the added bonus of posing with them like a pretentious wanker, thus allaying some of the Eurofear associated with guns and manhood in general.

JM^3
10-05-2005, 02:29:09
another thing I am concerned about is how big it should be

loud noises are a plus, but I don't want it to break my nose

JM

JM^3
10-05-2005, 02:30:28
Originally posted by Cruddy
The cartridges have curved sides like magnum champagne bottles. Hence the name.

I think it's silly to get a gun if you have no intention of using it or even practising with it

Come the day you need it (I hope it doesn't) the other guy will just take it off you and stick it up your arse.

HOWEVER - Ithaca model 37 or similar pump shotgun would be my choice for a complete beginner.

I don't expect to keep bullets in this house

so I guess shoving it up my ars is the most that they could do with it

Jon Miller

Cruddy
10-05-2005, 02:32:27
Originally posted by protein
Oh, you mean like in a movie. I can imagine that as the killer zombies from space bash in your door it would be comforting to know there's a laser blaster in your hand.

In real life on the other hand I can only imagine you pointing a gun at someone or shooting a gun at someone only ending in something pretty nasty.

I mean every day, walking down my street.

I like it though. Adrenaline junkie me.

mr.G
10-05-2005, 08:37:52
Originally posted by HelloKitty
This one is somewhat less skeezy

http://www.trooperpx.com/Armor/imgarmor/Morita/MoritaBabe2.jpg
woooohooooo I know her, that's sylvia saint. she sure is a fine actress.

mr.G
10-05-2005, 09:36:19
Originally posted by HelloKitty
You can ask on Poly and I bet 100 people give you answers they pretend they didn't use google for :)/ :lol:

Drekkus
10-05-2005, 10:18:36
Originally posted by mr.G
woooohooooo I know her, that's sylvia saint. she sure is a fine actress. I was just about to post that :lol:

JM^3
10-05-2005, 10:28:23
I knew I had seen that photo before..


JM

JM^3
10-05-2005, 10:31:19
but how did this get side tracked from cool guns for me to buy?
JM

Cruddy
10-05-2005, 10:44:04
Because there are no "cool" guns. They all kill people.

That isn't cool.

Drekkus
10-05-2005, 11:34:46
Damn threadjackers! :mad:

It went from cool guns to great porn actrices. Can't get any better than that.

mr.G
10-05-2005, 11:37:34
Originally posted by Drekkus
I was just about to post that :lol: :lol:

Venom
10-05-2005, 13:34:54
If a gun protects me and my house, it's cool.

Cruddy
10-05-2005, 13:37:59
I've got to admit, you've got a bloody good point there Venom.

HOWEVER - JM doesn't want a gun to protect himself and his home, he wants it to look cool.

JM^3
10-05-2005, 13:41:10
if I had one to protect me and my house I am afraid someone might get hurt

JM

Cruddy
10-05-2005, 13:53:37
OK, how about this for a plan?

Get a revolver. Keep it loaded with blanks.

If you get live ammo, keep it in a locked steel box. Carry the key with you.

You'll still have something that goes bang with which to challenge intruders, but if they're carrying a loaded weapon it's YOU that ends up hurt.

That's the best I can think of right now.

JM^3
10-05-2005, 14:00:13
why would I want to challenge intruders?

I would probably just hide in the closet

JM

Cruddy
10-05-2005, 14:06:34
And if they open the closet door? Are you expecting a smile to make them run?

JM^3
10-05-2005, 14:08:30
well, maybe a smile will make it so they don't kill me

also if I am very quite maybe they won't come into the closet, all my expensive stuff is out in my room (and it is pretty expensive)

JM

JM^3
10-05-2005, 14:11:40
the only time I have been accosted by people who said that they had guns I smiled, laughed, and said happy new year as I continued the walk home

(shi who was with me was trying to dial 911 in his pocket)

(needless to say, I was really drunk)

(a couple of months later, someone was shot there, but I think that had to do with a drug deal gone bad)

JM

Cruddy
10-05-2005, 14:11:44
Excellent! So while they are wowing over your HiFi, you can creep up, shove the gun the in the back of the neck and shout "ON THE FLOOR SHITHEAD! NOW!"

JM, one of the hard parts about being an adult is learning how to act. I'm not saying you have to seriously want to kill people.

But you should be able to act the part convincingly, otherwise having a gun could get you hurt.

JM^3
10-05-2005, 14:12:52
only if I try to use it

if the gun is in the closet.. or locked up, and there are no bullets

than it isn't likely to hurt anyone

JM

Cruddy
10-05-2005, 14:17:04
Well, it's your life man. But if someone's in the wrong mood they'll kill you just for fun.

People really can be like that sometimes.

Lefty Scaevola
10-05-2005, 15:59:13
Originally posted by JM^3
I want it too look cool
I might shoot it in a firing range or something (can I shoot cans on stumps in Maryland?) Shotguns ATFIRING RANGES look real dorky.

JM^3
10-05-2005, 16:01:16
hmm... that is it, I am going to ge ta pistol

JM

mr.G
10-05-2005, 16:02:47
please don't
you may buy gum, lots of gum

JM^3
10-05-2005, 16:04:49
I fon'y likr gum

JM

mr.G
10-05-2005, 16:05:26
seee, problem solved

JM^3
10-05-2005, 16:13:12
that was suppose to be I don't like gum

JM

King_Ghidra
10-05-2005, 16:18:46
Originally posted by JM^3
only if I try to use it

if the gun is in the closet.. or locked up, and there are no bullets

than it isn't likely to hurt anyone

JM

which loosely translates as: you don't need one

JM^3
10-05-2005, 16:27:35
of course I don't need one

I am not
in the military
in the police force
in a rural area

JM

protein
10-05-2005, 16:32:03
If you don't intend to murder anyone what's the point of having a deadly weapon?

Do you watch alot of Hollywood films?

JM^3
10-05-2005, 16:36:05
as I said, they are cool

and why not?

JM
(no, I don't watch very many movies)

Oerdin
10-05-2005, 16:41:04
If I was going to buy a pistol I'd go for either a 9mm or one of the versions of the M1911.

I don't like Glocks because their safety isn't safe so I'd likely go with either a Sig or Berretta. Likely, I'd buy a sig since they make lighter weapons which use more ceramics & plastics then Berretta.

MOBIUS
10-05-2005, 16:43:22
C'mon guys - this was a perfect CBeast if ever there was one, talking about guns n stuff...:rolleyes:

:shoot::shoot::shoot:

protein
10-05-2005, 16:46:05
Originally posted by Oerdin
If I was going to buy a pistol I'd go for either a 9mm or one of the versions of the M1911.

I don't like Glocks because their safety isn't safe so I'd likely go with either a Sig or Berretta. Likely, I'd buy a sig since they make lighter weapons which use more ceramics & plastics then Berretta.
What would be the actual purpose of owning a pistol? Would you plan on killing people? Maiming? Waving the gun in their direction?

Beta1
10-05-2005, 16:49:45
so in what way will having a gun that you keep unloaded in the closet be "cool"

If you want to shoot things, take up BGHs offer and go hunting. If you want to do target shooting then join a club. You're not prepared to use one in self defense so theres no point in having one concealed in your flat.

Do something usefull with the money and pay some of your parking fines.

[edit - "you're"]

Immortal Wombat
10-05-2005, 17:41:03
I think a katana, or a set of throwing knives would be much cooler. Or a mongol horse-bow.

HelloKitty
10-05-2005, 17:54:10
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
I think a katana, or a set of throwing knives would be much cooler. Or a mongol horse-bow.

Sadly swords tend to be much more dangerous if you just want one to have around the house.

I have to treat all guests like they were 2 years old since they all want to look at them. And every idiot wants to touch the blade to see if it is sharp. I really love having to oil and shine it after you got your drop of blood on it to find out it is sharp.

Anyway,

Jon seriously, if you want a gun to learn shooting at a range, or even hunting go for it. If you want one to be cool...

Unregistered
10-05-2005, 18:12:58
Originally posted by Immortal Wombat
I think a katana, or a set of throwing knives would be much cooler. Or a mongol horse-bow.

actually I want a sword also, because it looks cool

but one time last january, at a party at a freinds house, my freinds were having a sword fight with a broken katana and a cane

and one got his hand cut and was bleeding everywhere

(I of course freaked out and wanted to take him to the emergency room)

needless to say, while I still want a sword, I do not want it jsut laying arround for druink people to get

JM

KrazyHorse@home
10-05-2005, 18:29:02
JM reveals yet another AE

Lefty Scaevola
10-05-2005, 18:42:22
Originally posted by HelloKitty
If you want one to be cool... ...set the air conditioning to a lower temp.

Beta1
10-05-2005, 21:23:44
friend of mine has a lightsaber.

Well he thinks its cool, the rest of the lab think its hilarious.

Immortal Wombat
10-05-2005, 21:27:12
A lightsabre is only cool if the blade is actually and entirely light.

protein
10-05-2005, 23:56:59
Seriously JM, if you think posing with a gun is cool and you don't intend to murder or seriously wound anyone, why not buy a replica or a toy?

MOBIUS
11-05-2005, 00:28:58
I want a gun so I can :shoot: students being twats!

Beta1
11-05-2005, 08:39:32
see now thats a good reason.

JM^3
11-05-2005, 08:42:11
Originally posted by protein
Seriously JM, if you think posing with a gun is cool and you don't intend to murder or seriously wound anyone, why not buy a replica or a toy?

I don't want to just pose with it

and going shooting would be fun

JM

Beta1
11-05-2005, 09:32:57
so join a club, do target shooting, or hunting or something.

Shootings an olympic sport you know.

Venom
11-05-2005, 13:33:39
Which means it's cool.

Funko
11-05-2005, 13:34:19
Like synchronised swimming and ice dancing? Your two favourites?

Venom
11-05-2005, 13:43:06
Chicks in bathing suits are always a favorite of mine. And athletic chicks wearing tight, skimpy spandex outfits on ice increases the likelyhood of hard nipples by 43%.

Beta1
11-05-2005, 13:44:03
-FACT!

Drekkus
11-05-2005, 13:45:27
You like those swimmer chicks because they have those nose clips, so they won't smell you.

Venom is Lurker - FACT!

Venom
11-05-2005, 13:47:16
Also, anything on ice is cool.

Drekkus
11-05-2005, 14:04:43
yeah, especially those gay guys.

Funko
11-05-2005, 14:06:18
Vanilla and Cube?

Venom
11-05-2005, 14:08:29
You fools, ice is cold! ICE IS COLD!

Why doesn't anyone ever get my puns?

mr.G
11-05-2005, 14:09:26
hmmmmmm nice phd.


but ehhh, not everything on ice is cool, zopie isn't.

Greg W
11-05-2005, 14:10:41
Anyone else notice JM spelt his name the same way (possibly even correctly, who knows) for a few posts in a row. :eek:

Greg W
11-05-2005, 14:13:23
Oh, and my advice on buying a gun to look cool. Don't. Buy a nice shirt, or a cool pair of sunnies, or some other piece of clothing/accessory* to look cool.

*And no, a gun does NOT count as a clothing accessory

Drekkus
11-05-2005, 14:14:32
As a matter of fact, he went from full name spelling to just JM.

And I thought he was named Jon, not John as it says in his sig now.

mr.G
11-05-2005, 14:18:42
please Jon buy this bag
http://webdisk.planet.nl/heijm509/publiek/album/gun_plasticbag.jpg

JM^3
11-05-2005, 14:25:21
Originally posted by Drekkus
As a matter of fact, he went from full name spelling to just JM.

And I thought he was named Jon, not John as it says in his sig now.

it is Jon

Jon Miller

Drekkus
11-05-2005, 14:26:04
:lol: then why does your sig say John, Jon?

JM^3
11-05-2005, 15:04:30
I didn't write that

Jon Miller

Drekkus
11-05-2005, 15:18:31
:clueless: