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mr.G
06-05-2005, 10:51:07
don't go.

King_Ghidra
06-05-2005, 11:08:41
i plan on staying on earth for a while longer, thanks

Venom
06-05-2005, 13:37:03
Much to everyone's dismay.

Mightytree
06-05-2005, 15:25:16
Anything with Orlando Bloom in a leading role can't be good.

Lazarus and the Gimp
06-05-2005, 17:05:37
It's got lepers in it. Mr G is wrong.

King_Ghidra
06-05-2005, 17:19:06
ah this is the crusades thing right. saw a trailer for it on the dvd i bought the other day. looked very epic.

sleeping_satsuma
06-05-2005, 21:26:47
mmmmm........orlando.............

Fergus & The Brazen Car
07-05-2005, 10:21:30
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
mmmmm........orlando.............


Oddly enough, even though long hair on men makes me gag-retch, I think he looks better as a long haired blond.


Still, a big thumbs up for having a king of Jerusalem in an Excalibur style Hansen's Disease hiding mask. What marvellous fashion opportunities for film spin-offs.

sleeping_satsuma
07-05-2005, 12:53:54
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car
Oddly enough, even though long hair on men makes me gag-retch, I think he looks better as a long haired blond.


Still, a big thumbs up for having a king of Jerusalem in an Excalibur style Hansen's Disease hiding mask. What marvellous fashion opportunities for film spin-offs.

the dark hair brings out his eyes and the warmth in his soft pliable skin............dribble.........

MOBIUS
07-05-2005, 18:18:06
cradle snatcher

sleeping_satsuma
07-05-2005, 22:59:01
if there's grass on the pitch...

Fergus & The Brazen Car
08-05-2005, 13:21:31
Originally posted by sleeping_satsuma
the dark hair brings out his eyes and the warmth in his soft pliable skin............dribble.........


I hope you bring your own bib and wet wipes to the showing.

Greg W
16-05-2005, 09:07:03
Well, I liked the movie. :beer:

Mind you, that's probably a good reason to stay away. :D

MOBIUS
16-05-2005, 12:07:10
I thought it was OK 6/10

MDA
17-05-2005, 12:33:11
I heard Christians are the bad guys. Surprise!

Mightytree
21-05-2005, 00:36:47
Finally saw it. Good movie.

8/10

BigGameHunter
23-05-2005, 20:16:33
It was a tad disjointed and the bad guys were all stereotypically bad and the guys who were supposed to be bad were stereotypically surprisingly evolved and the King of Jerusalem (leper) was pretty cool but I was hoping his hand would fly off when he bitch slapped that one guy and the big pile of severed heads was pretty neat and I was 2 pints, a dirty martini a Jack and Coke and a Bloody Mary gone when I decided to see it so disregard my review. 6/10.