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Diss
06-05-2005, 09:34:37
It's something I could never do. who knows what my dog would think.

Greg W
06-05-2005, 09:48:26
I take back my earlier comments. Post the pic of the bloke mooning again. :nervous:

JM^3
06-05-2005, 09:59:22
I never feel comfortable doing anything that is normally considered private in front of animals

even urination..

JM

Diss
06-05-2005, 10:05:48
at least I'm not the only one. Yeah I don't piss in front of my dog either.

plus I don't want the dog to get the impression that it's okay to piss in the house. :). although the dog can probably tell what I'm doing by the smell anyways.

MRT144
06-05-2005, 10:30:07
when youve got the urge you gotta purge.

MDA
06-05-2005, 13:41:42
Is it weird posting about masturbation on an internet forum?

King_Ghidra
06-05-2005, 13:45:11
not on this one

Venom
06-05-2005, 13:45:28
Not if you're a sad loser crying out for attention.

Caligastia
06-05-2005, 14:36:11
:lol:

Cruddy
06-05-2005, 14:41:01
You'd be a lot weirder if you could only masturbate with your dog watching.

King_Ghidra
06-05-2005, 14:55:28
That's taking the pavlovian thing to a whole new level

Fergus & The Brazen Car
06-05-2005, 15:02:21
Originally posted by Diss
It's something I could never do. who knows what my dog would think.


There are two problems with your quandary: the first that you care about what an animal might 'think', the second that you imagine an animal 'thinks'.


Actually, three- that you're sharing your bed with the dog. Get a girlfriend, or a blow up doll. Or a love ewe.

Cruddy
06-05-2005, 19:08:47
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car
There are two problems with your quandary: the first that you care about what an animal might 'think', the second that you imagine an animal 'thinks'.



* Cruddy points and laughs

You have no idea what a thought is, do you?

Vincent
06-05-2005, 19:42:15
I perfectly understand the problem. What, if it thinks it's a Wiener (aka Weiner, but that's step 2)

Fergus & The Brazen Car
07-05-2005, 10:12:00
Originally posted by Cruddy


You have no idea what a thought is, do you? [/B]


Rather more than you it appears.

Provost Harrison
07-05-2005, 13:23:43
Is it in case he thinks he's seen a nice juicy sausage (well, cocktail sausage anyway :p) and tries to eat it? :D

Venom
09-05-2005, 13:23:53
Some people would enjoy that.

mr.G
09-05-2005, 13:28:11
That's why i kicked out all the dogs teerh.

Venom
09-05-2005, 13:36:04
That's not very nice at all. May the ghost of Pepper bite your soul.

KrazyHorse@home
09-05-2005, 13:37:38
I've fucked in front of animals before.

What's really weird is when you're doing it in front of a dog and it starts to nuzzle up to you.

Felt like I was having an interspecies threesome.

mr.G
09-05-2005, 13:43:46
down pepper, nice pepper nice pepper.
Are you a dr.?


ahaaah
dr. Vernon, dr.Pepper. Alsieboo, Bells Palsy.
I smell a conspiracy

Fergus & The Brazen Car
09-05-2005, 13:43:52
Originally posted by KrazyHorse@home
I've fucked in front of animals before.




You did it in front of ice hockey goalkeepers ?


Very daring.

alsieboo
10-05-2005, 11:26:42
Originally posted by mr.G
down pepper, nice pepper nice pepper.
Are you a dr.?


ahaaah
dr. Vernon, dr.Pepper. Alsieboo, Bells Palsy.
I smell a conspiracy

you're too schjmart for us mrG

mr.G
10-05-2005, 11:28:52
seeeeeeee (that's spanish)

Venom
10-05-2005, 13:08:08
I wish you would get leprosy and all your fingers would fall off.

mr.G
10-05-2005, 13:09:43
tssssk tsssssk tsssssssk no, you won't

Venom
10-05-2005, 13:17:02
Yes. I do wish it.

Cruddy
10-05-2005, 13:20:36
Originally posted by Venom
I wish you would get leprosy and all your fingers would fall off.

I've been robbed. Venom has stolen my curse.

:cry:

Venom
10-05-2005, 13:25:07
You can have it back, I've got plenty of others.