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King_Ghidra
04-05-2005, 12:22:32
http://stpetersburgtimes.com/2005/05/02/Citrus/Deputies_report_rampa.shtml

INVERNESS - An Inverness man was arrested Saturday after breaking into his neighbors' house and threatening them, shocking himself by sticking his fingers into a lamp socket, threatening a deputy with a metal rod, running naked through his yard and chewing through a cable in a patrol car, authorities said

Drekkus
04-05-2005, 12:31:12
:lol: At least someone was having a good time.

Venom
04-05-2005, 12:59:10
Sometimes you just have to make a point.

Chris
04-05-2005, 13:12:15
Chewing through the cable was a bit much.

Drekkus
04-05-2005, 13:20:28
Depends on what sort of cable

Venom
04-05-2005, 13:21:13
Licorice cable.

Chris
04-05-2005, 13:23:44
Even when spelled correctly that looks wrong.

Drekkus
04-05-2005, 13:25:08
Those were your shoe laces.

DaShi
04-05-2005, 13:27:55
His shoelaces are made of licorice?

Chris
04-05-2005, 13:30:23
Isn't everybodys?

Venom
04-05-2005, 13:38:41
Mmmmm licorice shoe laces.

MoSe
04-05-2005, 14:13:26
I was in Inverness once, one chilly morning back in August '80!
We got there by night train at 5am, and waited 2 hrs on a bus station bench till the first bus to Loch Ness.
While we got barbed by freeze and icicles (it was barely above 0C actually), we saw indeed an odd looking kid in his 14 circling around and intently staring at us. We wondered what a kid was doing around that early in the morning, in the end we got annoyed and scared him away.
Who knows, his age would match.....

Drekkus
04-05-2005, 14:20:30
i don't think venom was 14 in 1980.

MoSe
04-05-2005, 14:21:28
so he can't be a 39 guy now

unless...

zmama
04-05-2005, 14:21:55
closer to 2 or 3 :)

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 15:14:10
Reminds me a bit of a nutjob I ran into while working on a scallop boat one summer during college. The boats typically are at sea for two weeks, and this particular guy had been hired as the cook. It was the first time he had worked on this boat or for this captain.

Anyway, we're out in the middle of wherever we were going and the guy starts getting weirder and weirder. Early on, he accused me of trying to kill him because I put my dirty plate and utensils in the washing sink (his theory was that he would cut himself to death while retrieving the knife to wash). A few days later we're on deck doing our work and we hear screaming from the galley. The captain or first mate ran into the galley and this idiot is standing there putting his hand on one the turned-on stovetop burners. Later the guy took a bunch of crabs and attached them to his fingers, hands and arms by letting them grab him with their claws. He did a bunch of other stuff that I've forgotten. All the while we're in the middle of the damn ocean.

Eventually we had to cut the trip short by about two days. I was later told that the night after we returned to the dock, the police called the captain b/c the guy was standing on a bridge threatening to jump. Apparently he gave them the captain's name or something.

Venom
04-05-2005, 15:20:07
Summary?

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 15:21:24
Out at sea. Crazy cook. Entertainment.

Kind of like that movie with Stevan Segall, except we had entertainment.

Venom
04-05-2005, 15:27:16
Back in college? In the Age of Sail?

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 15:29:34
It was during the Enlightenment.

Venom
04-05-2005, 15:32:06
Did you ever get scurvy?

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 15:36:55
You mean did I ever get rid of it?

Venom
04-05-2005, 15:41:28
You've got too many diseases.

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 15:45:04
It's not so bad. They grow on you.

Drekkus
04-05-2005, 15:49:35
you dirty scallop

Lurker the Second
04-05-2005, 15:54:43
That makes no sense. If that's a dutch expression, don't use it over here or people will beat you up.

Japher
04-05-2005, 15:55:51
scallops are yummy

Chris
05-05-2005, 03:05:09
Are you saying you ate Lurker?

King_Ghidra
05-05-2005, 10:06:28
Liqourice people, liquorice

MoSe
05-05-2005, 11:04:34
lurqerice

zmama
05-05-2005, 11:05:30
double salted??

yummmmy

Venom
05-05-2005, 13:09:50
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
Liqourice people, liquorice

Hey Noisy's back.

King_Ghidra
05-05-2005, 13:52:22
i'm the cooler, younger noisy

actually the reason why i posted that was chris' unintentionally hilarious post about it looking funny even when spelt right

Chris
05-05-2005, 13:56:25
"Unintenional!"

My humor is wasted on you!

King_Ghidra
05-05-2005, 14:25:35
:lol: clearly

Chris
05-05-2005, 14:48:00
If only I could spell.

:(

Funko
11-05-2005, 09:52:45
Tizzy read this when we were away. It did worry me that Venom was as close as Inverness!

Tizzy
11-05-2005, 10:17:19
Did you get more worried as we got closer to Inverness?

Funko
11-05-2005, 10:34:55
Er...

yes. Because I obviously knew we were getting closer to Inverness. :nervous:

Venom
11-05-2005, 13:30:05
And that I may have been there.

Funko
11-05-2005, 13:30:56
I knew you might have been there but had no idea where I was.

Tizzy
11-05-2005, 13:36:25
If we'd gone past Elgin for about another hour we'd have got to Inverness.....

Venom
11-05-2005, 13:39:00
Originally posted by Funko
I knew you might have been there but had no idea where I was.

Yet you somehow knew you were getting closer?

Funko
11-05-2005, 13:47:07
I did have to look at a scotland map today to work it all out after this thread.

I had no idea I was getting closer to inverness. :)

Venom
11-05-2005, 13:51:12
It's almost like a horror movie with a crazed killer in the attic and you don't even know it. Except worse.

zmama
11-05-2005, 13:52:34
Your aura of doom is very strong

Funko
11-05-2005, 13:58:47
= smell

Venom
11-05-2005, 14:02:00
Is one of my many weapons.

Tizzy
11-05-2005, 14:15:36
Originally posted by Funko
I did have to look at a scotland map today to work it all out after this thread.

I had no idea I was getting closer to inverness. :)

So "If you're worried now, wait till we start heading up that way" was too subtle?
Stupidhead.

Greg W
11-05-2005, 14:17:01
That's Funko...

Funko
11-05-2005, 16:59:54
Originally posted by Tizzy
So "If you're worried now, wait till we start heading up that way" was too subtle?
Stupidhead.

How many bottles of wine had I had when you told me?

Funko
11-05-2005, 17:00:33
At least a hamster didn't poo on my arm. :p

Venom
11-05-2005, 17:09:34
Keep your little inside jokes of the trip to yourselves.

Funko
11-05-2005, 17:12:33
She started it.

Venom
11-05-2005, 17:14:41
Call her on the phone if you want to act like a 15 year old twat.

Funko
11-05-2005, 17:16:15
If you've got nothing useful to say why not pick a couple of juicy dangleberries to chew on.

Venom
11-05-2005, 17:16:54
My words are always useful.

Japher
11-05-2005, 17:24:53
just not in the order you put them in

Lurker the Second
11-05-2005, 17:32:51
Oooh, clever.

Chris
11-05-2005, 17:43:17
Liar.

Venom
11-05-2005, 18:09:24
Yeah, that really wasn't clever at all.

Japher
11-05-2005, 18:19:19
I don't think I have ever said anything that would be classified as "clever"... unless by "clever" you mean "stupid"

The Mad Monk
11-05-2005, 20:37:33
The Scallopboat John B.?

Lurker the Second
11-05-2005, 21:05:40
I don't remember the name of the boat. Why, was that you?

Provost Harrison
11-05-2005, 21:21:54
A deputy?