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Koshko
30-04-2005, 22:25:31
I drank a lot of red pop (ie strawberry flavored) the past few days. The dye from it has stained my crap a lovely red color. It freaked me out when I first saw it. :gasmaske:

JM^3
30-04-2005, 22:26:19
nah.. that is from the anal sex

JM

Chris
30-04-2005, 22:27:23
Either that, or you are bleeding internally.

Provost Harrison
30-04-2005, 22:47:59
I've pooed green before after some liquorice toffee I was once given that must have had more than it's fair share of colouring in, although quite how it turned green on the way through is anyone's guess :lol:

Gibsie
30-04-2005, 22:53:31
You know, I really should have worked out from its title that this thread would not contain things I would like to read.

Provost Harrison
01-05-2005, 02:32:47
Oh come on Gibsie, you must have had a colourful shit at some point in your existence, surely? It's only normal!

Oerdin
01-05-2005, 02:52:56
When I was a kid my sister was making green and red Chirstmas cookies and she left the dye out on the counter. The puppy got the green bottle of food coloring and pooped green turbs for a day or two. Kind of funny.

Provost Harrison
01-05-2005, 02:54:15
:lol:

Gibsie
01-05-2005, 12:10:11
Only by blood. And that's never good!

Provost Harrison
01-05-2005, 13:12:39
See it's all coming out now. No, that isn't good. Could be indicative of worms ;)

HelloKitty
01-05-2005, 13:15:24
Kosh, leave the land of denial and join the rest of us with bloody poop.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
01-05-2005, 13:27:25
Originally posted by HelloKitty

... and join the rest of us with bloody poop.


No, I'm still not voting for Kilroy-Silk.

MDA
01-05-2005, 15:21:30
Purple kool-aid will make it green.

Cruddy
01-05-2005, 19:23:17
People, don't you SEE???????????

This could be a new artform. Artists eating their pigments and then crapping them onto a fresh canvas.

I can hear the art critics now extolling its wonders.

I guess, if you took a selection of red, white and blue foodstuffs, and had total mastery of your sphincter, you could do a recohnisable flag.

Provost Harrison
01-05-2005, 20:43:26
Congratulations Cruddy, you've found a way to make your millions. No go, now, before we nick the idea ;)

The Mad Monk
01-05-2005, 20:45:38
Do it then! Poop a Union Jack!

Provost Harrison
01-05-2005, 20:47:17
I suppose titanium oxide would do the white, perhaps cochineal for the red, but the blue, hmmm, I dunno there...

Koshko
01-05-2005, 22:25:20
Originally posted by HelloKitty
Kosh, leave the land of denial and join the rest of us with bloody poop.

Actually iirc bloody poop is black and looks a bit like coffee grounds.

Provost Harrison
01-05-2005, 22:49:06
Yum, thanks for that thought :D

The Bursar
01-05-2005, 23:17:39
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I suppose titanium oxide would do the white, perhaps cochineal for the red, but the blue, hmmm, I dunno there...
Anything with non-lethal levels of blue food colouring should do the trick.

HelloKitty
02-05-2005, 02:07:03
Originally posted by Koshko
Actually iirc bloody poop is black and looks a bit like coffee grounds.

No, bloody poop is red, you are refering to occult blood int he poop where the bleed was high enough in the intestines to rot and be digested by the bacteria.

Red poop indicates a low bleed or dysentary.

sleeping_satsuma
02-05-2005, 03:44:04
my best friend went through a phase of eating sundried tomato paste (vegetarians have to get their kicks somehow) and she stopped only when she started to shit nuclear orange :nervous:

Koshko
02-05-2005, 06:00:07
This thread is so interesting.

Greg W
02-05-2005, 06:05:11
Anyone with funny coloured poos should post pics on Poly (http://www.ratemypoo.com/ratemy/poo).

Oerdin
02-05-2005, 11:46:54
Originally posted by HelloKitty
No, bloody poop is red, you are refering to occult blood int he poop where the bleed was high enough in the intestines to rot and be digested by the bacteria.

Red poop indicates a low bleed or dysentary.

I yield to the expert of excrement. :vom:

Provost Harrison
02-05-2005, 12:27:31
HelloKitty, I annoint thee, Queen of Haemoproctology :D

HelloKitty
02-05-2005, 12:59:27
YAY!

Gibsie
02-05-2005, 14:20:49
I'm surprised I never ended up i a job testing faecal material.

Provost Harrison
02-05-2005, 14:23:23
I'd be very grateful that I never ended up in faecal material myself ;)

Venom
02-05-2005, 14:54:47
This thread was made for HelloKitty.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
02-05-2005, 17:41:18
Originally posted by Provost Harrison
I suppose titanium oxide would do the white, perhaps cochineal for the red, but the blue, hmmm, I dunno there...

Blue could possibly be achieved by drinking phenomenal amounts of colloidal silver. Good for the joints, and makes your skin naturally UV resistant.

Provost Harrison
02-05-2005, 21:44:24
That's not a bad idea actually ;) I am sure there has to be a side effect though ;)

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
02-05-2005, 21:45:36
Indeed, but I'm not about to be PhD'd by explaining it.

Provost Harrison
02-05-2005, 21:59:00
Oh that's a pity ;)

Venom
02-05-2005, 22:11:03
I think you turn into a cyborg if you drink too much.

MDA
03-05-2005, 12:33:03
Bell's palsy?

King_Ghidra
03-05-2005, 12:40:45
Originally posted by Cruddy
People, don't you SEE???????????

This could be a new artform. Artists eating their pigments and then crapping them onto a fresh canvas.

I can hear the art critics now extolling its wonders.

I guess, if you took a selection of red, white and blue foodstuffs, and had total mastery of your sphincter, you could do a recohnisable flag.

Some eight or so years ago, The Face magazine had an article about a guy who was giving himself coloured enemas and then spraying them onto canvasses. It had a quite dramatc photo of the guy standing completely naked atop a step-ladder and blasting blue fluid onto a canvas.

King_Ghidra
03-05-2005, 12:42:35
'painting enemas' in google brought up a result that looked like it was about the guy, but my work filter has blocked it

MoSe
03-05-2005, 12:47:43
Originally posted by Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
Blue could possibly be achieved by drinking phenomenal amounts of colloidal silver.

I can already hear in my mind the jangle of Silver Turder

MDA
03-05-2005, 12:55:30
That magazine isn't named well at all.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
03-05-2005, 14:27:07
Originally posted by Gibsie
I'm surprised I never ended up i a job testing faecal material.


Scriptwriter for Michael Howard, you mean ?


Or minder for Kilroy Silk ?

Fergus & The Brazen Car
03-05-2005, 15:28:51
Originally posted by HelloKitty
No, bloody poop is red, you are refering to occult blood int he poop where the bleed was high enough in the intestines to rot and be digested by the bacteria.

Red poop indicates a low bleed or dysentary.


" Vomiting Blood

Bleeding from the gastrointestinal tract can cause the victim to vomit blood (either bright red or dark brown "coffee grounds"). If the blood is not vomited, it passes through the bowels and emerges as dark black tarry stools (melena) or occasionally as maroon clots or bright red blood. Brisk bleeding in the stomach or bowels may be painless; any bleeding should be considered serious. Even if the bleeding episode is brief (except for bleeding from known hemorrhoids), the victim should be evacuated immediately to a hospital. If the victim is known to have ulcer disease and ceases vomiting, antacids should be given by mouth.

Persistent retching can cause the stomach wall to tear and begin to bleed. For this reason, persistent nausea and vomiting from any cause should be controlled with medications, if possible. "

From Medicine For the Outdoors by Paul S. Auerbach, M.D



Lurvely.

Darkstar
04-05-2005, 04:05:26
Originally posted by Cruddy
People, don't you SEE???????????

This could be a new artform. Artists eating their pigments and then crapping them onto a fresh canvas.

I can hear the art critics now extolling its wonders.

Been done.

Crapping on canvas is something artists have been doing since the invention of canvas.

Greg W
04-05-2005, 04:07:44
Good to see DS posting what someone else has already posted. Though I think KG's reply was actually slightly longer. :eek:

Darkstar
04-05-2005, 04:11:25
You don't expect people to read the whole thread and then post their replies, do you?

Greg W
04-05-2005, 04:21:23
Nah, we're all too lazy for that.

Darkstar
04-05-2005, 04:28:42
Then are you just trying to say that KG posts are longer then mine?

Koshko
04-05-2005, 06:46:41
I hardly ever read all the responces in my own threads.

King_Ghidra
04-05-2005, 09:07:48
there are ponces in all CG threads, not just yours

Greg W
04-05-2005, 09:16:14
Very few respectable ponces tho.

mr.G
04-05-2005, 10:04:37
I wanna be a ponce, nice clothes and all.

MDA
04-05-2005, 12:14:29
Originally posted by Greg W
Good to see DS posting what someone else has already posted. Though I think KG's reply was actually slightly longer. :eek:

Aha! Darkstar doesn't read long posts either!

Venom
04-05-2005, 13:40:26
There's not enough time in the day to both read long posts and post them.

mr.G
04-05-2005, 13:43:06
:lol:

Oerdin
04-05-2005, 14:02:29
Originally posted by King_Ghidra
Some eight or so years ago, The Face magazine had an article about a guy who was giving himself coloured enemas and then spraying them onto canvasses. It had a quite dramatc photo of the guy standing completely naked atop a step-ladder and blasting blue fluid onto a canvas.

I remember that. :lol:

I believe he even got a show for his "artwork" after words. :lol:

Koshko
04-05-2005, 22:15:07
People are disturbed.