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Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-04-2005, 15:55:36
...car job! They had no more fiat multiplas, so I bought this beauty:

http://www.ssangyong.de/typo3temp/pics/8f30ba57eb.jpg

mr.G
29-04-2005, 15:58:25
damn shame, i just love that multipla.

You can place the complete family von Trapp in your pretty car.

Funko
29-04-2005, 15:58:57
Is that a hearse?

Cruddy
29-04-2005, 16:01:36
I like the luggage rails on the top - useful for outdoors BDSM.

Not that I like it personally, but it's nice to see car manufacturers catering to the minorities.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-04-2005, 16:01:58
Originally posted by mr.G
damn shame, i just love that multipla.



You really are an architect. :vom:

mr.G
29-04-2005, 16:06:22
ever heard of sarcasm?

zmama
29-04-2005, 16:08:18
I love gherkins

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-04-2005, 16:08:30
Yeah, but you can never be sure with architects.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-04-2005, 16:08:53
:lol: @ x-post

zmama
29-04-2005, 16:10:52
*giggle*

mr.G
29-04-2005, 16:11:13
:lol:

mr.G
29-04-2005, 16:11:41
mie know nottin

MoSe
29-04-2005, 16:12:19
what was again the snatch X-post?
:lol:

mr.G
29-04-2005, 16:14:30
you meant this one i hope

http://www.guru.net.nz/albums/UK_London/021_the_gherkin.sized.jpg

Funko
29-04-2005, 16:15:17
That's a fucking great gherkin.

zmama
29-04-2005, 16:15:43
What else could I have meant?

MoSe
29-04-2005, 16:16:16
BTW, the sculpture on the left has a big nose or it's just happy to see the car?????


:lol:

mr.G
29-04-2005, 16:18:36
huh?

zmama
29-04-2005, 16:20:04
The very first picture Dyl posted.

MoSe sees penises everywhere :D

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-04-2005, 16:20:43
The sculpture is just turning away in agony.

mr.G
29-04-2005, 16:21:12
damn that french italian kiddo, i hope he never grows up.

alsieboo
29-04-2005, 19:17:13
I want a herse. Great for making out in.

Martini
29-04-2005, 19:17:53
If you're a necrophiliac maybe....

alsieboo
29-04-2005, 19:18:23
did I specify with or without a coffin?

MOBIUS
29-04-2005, 19:20:29
It looks ugly!

Kitsuki
29-04-2005, 19:23:13
Originally posted by alsieboo
I want a herse. Great for making out in.

And how do you know that...?

alsieboo
29-04-2005, 19:24:51
educated geuess

Kidicious
29-04-2005, 19:58:10
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
[B]...car job! They had no more fiat multiplas, so I bought this beauty:



Where's the engine?

Japher
29-04-2005, 20:16:19
they use their feet like on the Flintstones

Oerdin
29-04-2005, 20:36:07
And you Euros complain about American cars? That car looks horrid.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
29-04-2005, 21:32:31
Has to be megasale in the US, then. :D

mr.G
29-04-2005, 21:56:58
Dyl, you kill me man, you really doooooo di doooooo

Chris
29-04-2005, 22:48:36
That car is so gay even Funko wouldn't ride in it.

OK, he would, but not happily.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
30-04-2005, 09:37:17
And Oerdin: That's a Ssangyong, not a european car... well, I suppose it should be a van, or so. No, they call it an MPV. :lol:

Provost Harrison
30-04-2005, 09:49:16
That car is fugly, no doubt about it :vom:

Fergus & The Brazen Car
30-04-2005, 10:09:50
There's a very irate ugly traffic warden next to your car.


Either that or your car poops vast amounts.

Lazarus and the Gimp
30-04-2005, 14:03:32
Ahahahahahaha! A Ssangyong! They're really, really shit!

They had to be rescued by Daewoo. Daewoo!

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
30-04-2005, 16:22:33
That looks a lot like a Pontiac Aztek, only... uglier. I though the Aztek was the ugliest car in existence, but now my confidence in that belief is shaken...

http://www.allthingschristie.com/archives/fugly%20aztek.png

Dyl Ulenspiegel
30-04-2005, 18:21:57
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Ahahahahahaha! A Ssangyong! They're really, really shit!

They had to be rescued by Daewoo. Daewoo!

Aren't they half chinese-owned now?

mr.G
30-04-2005, 18:50:29
I do think it is an achievement to find a car uglier than a multipla, therefore Dyl you earned my respect.

Provost Harrison
30-04-2005, 20:58:13
Did he go into the showroom and ask 'Give me the ugliest piece of shit you've got'...

Chris
30-04-2005, 22:24:44
And they handed him Venom's portrait.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
01-05-2005, 10:21:07
The portrait is on the steering wheel.

Provost Harrison
01-05-2005, 13:19:11
Originally posted by Chris
And they handed him Venom's portrait.

:lol:

Oerdin
02-05-2005, 10:43:56
Originally posted by mr.G
you meant this one i hope

http://www.guru.net.nz/albums/UK_London/021_the_gherkin.sized.jpg

It looks kind of like King Kong one a giant dildo.

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-05-2005, 10:47:11
With a giant pole up his ass.

Oerdin
02-05-2005, 10:49:12
Originally posted by Dyl Ulenspiegel
And Oerdin: That's a Ssangyong, not a european car... well, I suppose it should be a van, or so. No, they call it an MPV. :lol:

In any event you Euro's are gay enough to buy those Korean crapmobiles.

Since I didn't recognize the model I assumed it was from one of the European makers who failed out of the American market. Little did I know it was from a third string Korean company (owned by a Chinese company) who was never even successful enough to make it here.

Oerdin
02-05-2005, 10:52:47
Originally posted by Lazarus and the Gimp
Ahahahahahaha! A Ssangyong! They're really, really shit!

They had to be rescued by Daewoo. Daewoo!

GM didn't want Ssangyong so when Daewoo went belly up the Korean government nationalized Ssangyong and later sold it to the Chinese (SAIC I believe though it may have been Chery).

You Brits should have learned from the Koreans and nationalized Rover and just had the government pay for new models. Just give the EU the finger because what can they really do to stop you?

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-05-2005, 11:05:53
Originally posted by Oerdin
Little did I know

The essence of your life.

Oerdin
02-05-2005, 11:30:44
Touche.

Oerdin
02-05-2005, 12:17:18
That building that's shaped like a woman's sex toy. What is its name and what city is it in?

Provost Harrison
02-05-2005, 12:19:04
It's called the Swiss-Re Tower, in that small provincial backwater they call 'London' :p

Dyl Ulenspiegel
02-05-2005, 17:06:30
Originally posted by Oerdin
In any event you Euro's are gay enough to buy those Korean crapmobiles.



It's odd, because Ssangyong makes mostly SUVs and Vans that don't fit the european market. They are just entering now though, I suppose the US market next.

Most likely as Chevrolets. :D

Provost Harrison
02-05-2005, 21:59:47
Chevrolet? I'd never buy one of those hulks of crap!

Saras
03-05-2005, 20:44:42
Being for all practical purposes a Bavarian, and buying THIS?

:p

Dyl Ulenspiegel
04-05-2005, 09:04:17
You and your Bavarian Ming Wank. :p

Lazarus and the Gimp
04-05-2005, 16:36:57
Originally posted by Oerdin
That building that's shaped like a woman's sex toy. What is its name and what city is it in?

While Provost has provided it's real name, it's more popularly known as "The erotic gherkin".

Drekkus
04-05-2005, 17:43:24
Some stones in front of it are lined up crooked, destroying the entire symmetry of the building.

RedFred
04-05-2005, 20:44:10
The car, raw cement walls and modern art sculpture go together well as a unit.