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Japher
28-04-2005, 23:48:11
Canada is guilty because they aren't America, but they try to be, and some even pretend to be until a political question comes up and they just say, "Oh, I'm Canadian." Then everyone goes, "oh, nevermind" because we know how stupid and uninvolved they are. You know, Canadians, doing nothing is doing something. So the next time you send troops to Afganastan or some other country we are beating up on make sure to bring guns!

Now, since we blame Canada because they are stupid, uninvolved, and don't shoot enough people, this is what I blame them for:

Paul Shaffer - goofy, bald, pianist who has made a fortune off writing music and real estate; in America!

Alex Trebek - ugly host of popular television game show and is married to a starlet that is less than half his age and keeps an apartment in NY, but works in LA... in America!

Snow - that's right, the white stuff. It wasn't for Canada there would be no snow and thus no skiing, which also sucks because it's really cold when you ski.

The NHL Strike - I think we all know it's them

Rap Music - It is a well established fact that Canada started the rap scene which all ppl now despise as it invokes violence... in America!

Piss Beer - which they sell to American!

The Expos - who will probably beat the Orioles atleast once this year

Unspellable words - like Sascathcuwan?

.... anything else?

Lurkio
28-04-2005, 23:58:38
Inflicting Celine Dion on the world?:cute:

Oerdin
29-04-2005, 00:04:30
For saying "aye" all the time.

zmama
29-04-2005, 00:06:48
eh?

MOBIUS
29-04-2005, 00:08:14
Stupid twats who see you're wearing a Mountain Equipment Co-op backpacker and ask if you're a Canadian and then rudely piss off when you say "no" - happened loads of times!

Oerdin
29-04-2005, 00:11:04
Lurker is from there. Doesn't that just say it all?

MOBIUS
29-04-2005, 00:12:34
People from Quebec - the French ones. Actually, all of them!

Japher
29-04-2005, 00:21:58
even Asher?

Diss
29-04-2005, 01:07:55
Why is it no one blames Mexico? It's all political correct bullshit if you ask me. :).

it's easy to blame canada because they are full of wimpy white people. :p

Sir Penguin
29-04-2005, 04:11:06
Originally posted by Oerdin
For saying "aye" all the time.
That's pirates, douchebag.

SP

Deacon
29-04-2005, 04:14:50
I like Canada. Never been there. :)

I like Alex Trebek. Paul Shaffer is okay. It's easy to say that Canada is wimpy, but like everywhere else, there's a mix of wimps and non-wimps. The good news is that the US and Canada are big-time trading partners. The bad news is that Ottawa and Washington are miles apart on missile defense and military action outside the continent. And diplomatic stuff too, I guess. But we're buying 8x8 armored cars from them, and they're buying upgrades for their F-18s from us.

US-Mexico relations are complicated by the illegal immigration issue. A good portion of money coming into Mexico is through remittance of illegal immigrant income earned in the US. I believe both sides know it's a reality that what's done is done. But there's sure to be a clash over new arrivals. Washington is ignoring complaints from locals on the US side of the border, but that can't last forever.

Deacon
29-04-2005, 04:15:50
Eh, matey?

The Mad Monk
29-04-2005, 04:47:12
Originally posted by Sir Penguin
That's pirates, douchebag.

SP

No, that's Scotty.

ozscott75
29-04-2005, 05:29:39
Canadians = Americans with manners.

DaShi
29-04-2005, 06:32:17
Never met a Canadian with manners.

Koshko
29-04-2005, 06:39:34
Canada gave us Shatner!
and Jim Carrey!

Japher
29-04-2005, 06:58:11
http://apolyton.net/forums/showthread.php?s=&postid=3764576&t=2031#post3764576

DaShi
29-04-2005, 07:01:29
Poly!!! Ahhh! Ohhh! Wheeee! Arrrr! Oooooog!

Damn Canadians!

notyoueither
29-04-2005, 07:01:59
Originally posted by ozscott75
Canadians = Americans with manners.

Fuck you too.

Japher
29-04-2005, 07:19:10
everyone should be fucked... regularly

mr.G
29-04-2005, 07:58:52
Originally posted by ozscott75
Canadians = Americans with manners. :beer:

Funko
29-04-2005, 09:40:47
Lurker, they should be blamed for him too.

zmama
29-04-2005, 10:24:22
tar sands

MOBIUS
29-04-2005, 10:25:38
Burgess Shale

Lurker the Second
29-04-2005, 16:55:25
Goddamn Canadians. You just can't say enough bad things about 'em.

zmama
29-04-2005, 17:06:10
make some damn fine cheddar cheese though

Lurker the Second
29-04-2005, 17:07:16
Although I did fall in love in Montreal. She probably wasn't Canadian, though.

Funko
29-04-2005, 17:07:29
Did you even talk to her?

Lurker the Second
29-04-2005, 17:08:57
Damn right I did.

Funko
29-04-2005, 17:09:21
Did she say "eh"

Oerdin
29-04-2005, 17:47:41
Originally posted by Sir Penguin
That's pirates, douchebag.

SP

Canadians are pirates?:eek:

I always thought pirates said "arrrrr". :bounce:

The Bursar
29-04-2005, 17:52:34
Aye captain, that they do. Arrrrr.

Japher
29-04-2005, 18:00:10
I blame canadian's for pirate talk

Lurker the Second
29-04-2005, 18:21:51
Originally posted by Funko
Did she say "eh"

That's Canadian for "of course you can fondle my lovely breasts", right?

Japher
29-04-2005, 18:23:55
what you talkin' aboot?

Christoph
29-04-2005, 19:50:06
2 worst in the world, french and americans = canada

*shudders*

Japher
29-04-2005, 20:18:55
french speakers in general

Sir Penguin
29-04-2005, 21:26:58
And yet, despite being French and Americans, we worship your Queen.

SP

Japher
29-04-2005, 21:30:41
yeah, what's up with that!?

ozscott75
30-04-2005, 03:51:13
Did SP mean Charles, the Queen of England or Asher, the Queen of CG?

Sir Penguin
30-04-2005, 09:46:32
There are... different... kinds of worship.

SP

Diss
30-04-2005, 10:40:49
Celine Deion is the pride and joy of my city. Our most glamorous resident.

We have Canada to thank for her presence. Thank you Canada.

notyoueither
30-04-2005, 10:42:29
Why do I feel a sudden urge to move to Australia?

Fergus & The Brazen Car
30-04-2005, 10:45:31
Originally posted by notyoueither
Why do I feel a sudden urge to move to Australia?

Because you're a Snowbird.

notyoueither
30-04-2005, 10:49:16
Birds are tasty.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
30-04-2005, 10:55:12
Mutton birds are sheepish.

Spartak
30-04-2005, 11:08:23
Has anyone mentioned that William Shatner is canadian.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
30-04-2005, 11:12:01
Mmmm, Canadian ham.


Michael J. Fox & Pamela Anderson Lee: Canadian.


Lorne Green- a Canadian bonanza.



The Pod People are here, Yanquis, and they are Canadians.

Deacon
30-04-2005, 21:28:40
I always thought that Kirk was from Iowa. :)

Diss
30-04-2005, 23:00:51
in the future, Canada takes over the american midwest.

DaShi
01-05-2005, 05:52:32
Clearly, coming to America causes some sort of transformation in Canadians turning them into people.

ozscott75
01-05-2005, 08:29:44
Originally posted by notyoueither
Why do I feel a sudden urge to move to Australia?

Your potty mouth wouldn't be welcome here.

notyoueither
01-05-2005, 09:46:34
I'm not welcome anywhere.

zmama
01-05-2005, 09:48:37
Well, as long as you stay a moron you are welcome here ;)

notyoueither
01-05-2005, 09:50:01
I'm conflicted on that point.

zmama
01-05-2005, 09:50:34
:lol: