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The Norks
28-04-2005, 18:24:20

The Bursar
28-04-2005, 18:27:56
Hidden in the Highland heather
Great hairy clansmen crouch together
And having laid the Haggis bait,
A lifelike Haggis on a plate,
One cries out loudly, "There the noo!"
Which means the Haggis is in view.

It's flying upside down and low
The guns all fire, but they're too slow
For though it's rather old and fat
They're awfully hard to hit like that

And as it flies off in the mists
Great hairy clansmen shake their fists
Scream their curses to the crags,
Stamp on empty Haggis bags
And so the Haggis get away
To live until next Christmas day!

29-04-2005, 09:31:27
Ah, happy memories of haggis hunts on holiday when I was little......

29-04-2005, 09:37:41
They have one leg shorter than the other so they can safely walk round the mountains.

29-04-2005, 09:54:28
I thought they were quadrupeds

29-04-2005, 09:56:35
* shakes heed.

Ach, youse I-ties have alot tae laern.

29-04-2005, 10:28:08
Ah the haggybird strikes again! :)