View Full Version : Maybe Hollywood films are more realistic than we thought...

28-04-2005, 17:19:21

Two people have been injured - one seriously - after a car "took off" and smashed into the top floor of a house.

The injured people, who were in the car, were taken to hospital after the crash just before midnight on Wednesday, in Basingstoke, Hampshire.


28-04-2005, 17:21:59
"Is it a bird, is it a plane? No it's a car!"

28-04-2005, 17:22:17
I bet he wasn't speeding!

28-04-2005, 17:24:32
Maybe he went too fast over a speed bump?

Walrus Feeder
28-04-2005, 17:26:18
Obviously the driver's wife was driving him up the wall when he crashed.

28-04-2005, 17:27:31
Ba dum tish!

30-04-2005, 12:24:52
I'm not usually one for conspiracy theories, but already we have a flying car, and then this:

The couple's neighbour, George Harrison, said what had happened was "just absolutely incredible."

Yes, George, especially seeing as you're meant to be FUCKING DEAD!

wtf?? :confused:

30-04-2005, 12:30:45
:lol: sharp

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
30-04-2005, 16:30:03
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang look sdifferent to how I imagined it.

01-05-2005, 02:59:08
Originally posted by Walrus Feeder
Obviously the driver's wife was driving him up the wall when he crashed.

Either that or she was giving him a blow job and he wasn't pay attention to the road. ;)

02-05-2005, 15:07:05
That's what you get for driving on the wrong side of the road.

Lurker the Second
02-05-2005, 15:19:26
They got all three axis (axes?) wrong.