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Funko
28-04-2005, 15:30:28
I'm leaving forever tomorrow afternoon until the 10th May.

Just warning you so you can get your crying in early.

ps. If any readingers fancy a beer tonight let me know.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
28-04-2005, 15:31:27
# I do my crying in the rain... #

Greg W
28-04-2005, 15:31:38
Venom, can you arrange for him to stay away longer? Maybe kneecap him or something?

What are you doing anyway Funko?

Lurker the Second
28-04-2005, 15:35:05
Where are you going, you vacationing bastard?

Funko
28-04-2005, 15:57:18
Scotland.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
28-04-2005, 15:58:56
Originally posted by Funko
Scotland.


Didja have to pay, or are you getting there Scot-free ?

Venom
28-04-2005, 16:07:25
Hurry up and get the fuck out of here.

Funko
28-04-2005, 16:08:17
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car
Didja have to pay, or are you getting there Scot-free ?

Nope, taking a Scot with me.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
28-04-2005, 16:12:34
Originally posted by Funko
Nope, taking a Scot with me.


Ascot ?


Best place for it. Where'ya goin' in the gloamin' ?

Funko
28-04-2005, 16:13:08
Huh?

Venom
28-04-2005, 16:18:00
Petrol?

Funko
28-04-2005, 16:19:56
:beer:

Lurker the Second
28-04-2005, 16:26:39
Going to Scotland is not a proper excuse not to post. Unless perhaps you are in the part without electricity.

Ok, never mind.

MoSe
28-04-2005, 16:46:38
Hey, I could post from Sardinia, Scotland is no excuse!

King_Ghidra
28-04-2005, 16:49:17
Sardinia eh, this isn't the fish puns thread you know

MOBIUS
28-04-2005, 17:30:19
Plenty of internet cafes in Cape Cod too!:cute:

Venom
28-04-2005, 17:44:37
So we can therefore deduce that fish like the internet.

jsorense
28-04-2005, 17:45:43
Adios boyo.

Tizzy
28-04-2005, 17:45:49
Originally posted by Fergus & The Brazen Car
Ascot ?


Best place for it. Where'ya goin' in the gloamin' ?

Roamin' of course

jsorense
28-04-2005, 17:46:52
And,of course, the bonnie lass too.:cider:

Chris
28-04-2005, 18:14:44
Have fun.

The Norks
28-04-2005, 18:19:49
hmmmm haggis....

Lazarus and the Gimp
28-04-2005, 19:57:22
Whereabouts?

Provost Harrison
28-04-2005, 19:59:53
Has he gone yet?

Japher
28-04-2005, 20:31:00
was that yesterday he said that or today?

zmama
28-04-2005, 21:23:19
yes

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
28-04-2005, 21:28:25
How very true.

Japher
28-04-2005, 23:34:37
It could be tomorrow there but today here

zmama
29-04-2005, 00:05:10
could be flying pigs too

Japher
29-04-2005, 00:22:53
never know

Greg W
29-04-2005, 02:25:34
Have fun you two. :beer:

MoSe
29-04-2005, 09:27:15
there should be at least 3 more hours left before their afternoon comes

Tizzy
29-04-2005, 09:30:04
3 hours exactly before I'm out of here :)

Funko
29-04-2005, 17:31:53
I'm off. Try not to post too much, I can't be arsed to read pages and pages of your bullshit when I get back.

Bye!

mr.G
29-04-2005, 17:32:57
have fun

Venom
29-04-2005, 18:18:01
Post too much? Not with the worthless cock gobblers left here.

zmama
29-04-2005, 19:11:14
Thanks!

Venom
29-04-2005, 19:41:41
Anytime.

Kidicious
29-04-2005, 19:55:15
Originally posted by Funko
I'm leaving forever tomorrow afternoon until the 10th May.

Just warning you so you can get your crying in early.

ps. If any readingers fancy a beer tonight let me know.

I hardly knew ye.

Christoph
29-04-2005, 19:57:29
Try and catch a flying haggis

Japher
29-04-2005, 20:10:49
Funko = MikeH

Lurker the Second
29-04-2005, 20:11:00
I am not a cock gobbler.

Japher
29-04-2005, 20:11:11
or is that Keith?

Japher
29-04-2005, 20:11:42
I am not a cock gobbler.



But Lurker is...

Venom
29-04-2005, 20:49:11
All lurkers are highly likely, and highly suspected to gobble cock.

Chris
29-04-2005, 20:58:28
What do you mean, 'suspected.'

RC's AE
29-04-2005, 21:10:58
So Tizzy is Scottish?

Gibsie
29-04-2005, 21:51:41
Funko is MikeH, eh? That explains a lot. Well not really.

Japher
29-04-2005, 21:58:19
I don't know, I just make stuff up

Funko
11-05-2005, 09:42:35
OK I'm back!

DaShi
11-05-2005, 09:45:57
How time flies...

Funko
11-05-2005, 10:37:41
Not really, it's seemed like weeks!

MOBIUS
11-05-2005, 11:21:11
Back already? So soon?

Tizzy
11-05-2005, 11:22:55
Don't remind me :cry:

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-05-2005, 11:26:43
So where did you go? Scotland's a big place.

Tizzy
11-05-2005, 11:27:47
Kilmarnock, then Elgin.

With brief visits to Ayr and Glasgow too

Drekkus
11-05-2005, 11:59:32
Did you understand the people there? Do they speak english?

Funko
11-05-2005, 12:04:25
Mostly.

They say some odd things.

Apparently "back o' six" means just after 6 o'clock (works for any time not just 6...)

But if you suggest that front of six should therefore be just before six they think you are weird.

:confused:

MOBIUS
11-05-2005, 12:09:18
Maybe they'd understand you if you said "front 'o six" with a Scots accent?

Or you might get a Glasgow Kiss...:cute:

Funko
11-05-2005, 12:10:45
Yes, my Scots accent is second to none. Ask Tizzy.

MOBIUS
11-05-2005, 12:12:25
"Och aye th' noo!"

Jimmy.:cute:

MattHiggs
11-05-2005, 12:12:48
There's only on nice place in Scotland and it's Aberdeen.

Glasgow is even worse than Manchester!!

MOBIUS
11-05-2005, 12:13:27
I thought Glasgow had potential. A bit grim though.

Funko
11-05-2005, 12:22:24
Only saw the center. Looks like it's had a lot done to it recently.

It might be the murder capital of Europe but didn't really see that from the main shopping street. :)

I saw Aberdeen Airport. :beer:

MattHiggs
11-05-2005, 12:30:03
Apparentely Aberdeen is very radioactive due to all the granite. This may or may not be true seeing as I heard it about 10 years ago back in school :)

Funko
11-05-2005, 12:38:16
Yeah, that's true. Although "very radioactive" is still not all that radioactive in relative terms. Not like wandering around chernobyl.

Greg W
11-05-2005, 12:42:35
Originally posted by Funko
Not really, it's seemed like weeks! That's Scotland for you.

:nervous:

Tizzy
11-05-2005, 13:27:28
:hmm:

Greg W
11-05-2005, 13:34:09
Well, it surely wasn't the company! :cute:

Funko
11-05-2005, 13:34:51
Going away anywhere different seems to make time last longer... routine goes really fast.

Greg W
11-05-2005, 13:37:42
I still like how Tizzy fell into that one. :D

Venom
11-05-2005, 13:39:49
Why does granite make Aberdeeb radioactive?

Funko
11-05-2005, 13:49:06
Check out...


GRANITELAND! (http://www.graniteland.com/stone/info/is-granite-radioactive.php)

for details.

Venom
11-05-2005, 13:56:20
Aberdeeb. HARR!

Funko
11-05-2005, 13:59:15
Matt Higgs is the Aberdweeb?

Lurker the Second
11-05-2005, 15:09:47
I think I've been to Ayr. Is it near Troon?

Tizzy
11-05-2005, 15:11:15
Yep, pretty close by

Lurker the Second
11-05-2005, 15:18:58
Then I've been there!

I was eating at an Indian restaurant when a physical altercation broke out between the only waiter in the place and some Brits who were complaining that the food was too spicy. They might have had an point had they not been repeately warned by the waiter that they would not like it as spicy as they ordered it, yet they insisted.

Drekkus
11-05-2005, 15:28:48
:lol:

Lazarus and the Gimp
11-05-2005, 16:22:16
Scotland is great. I've had three brilliant holidays there. The first one was touring the West Coast, taking in Mull and Iona. The second was the Cairngorms, with a brief detour up to Inverness and Ullapool. Finally I did Skye and the Outer Hebrides in 2003.

MOBIUS
11-05-2005, 16:32:25
Loch aye?