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King_Ghidra
28-04-2005, 14:46:20
jealousy, mainly :(

Funko
28-04-2005, 15:04:52
Pluto's cold. I wouldn't be jealous.

King_Ghidra
28-04-2005, 15:09:33
sweden's cold, but look at the lovely blondes it produces, so that's a flawed argument

Greg W
28-04-2005, 15:12:28
Antarctica's cold. And it produces nothing other than a few penguins and seals.

Funko
28-04-2005, 15:15:09
Yeah, but if you get just a bit colder you get eskimo women! (no heads)

Pluto's about 200 degrees C colder than the coldest Sweden gets. Say -230C (not sure what the wind chill might be...)

And it's 40 times further from the sun than we are so the sunlight will be 1/1600th as strong...

I think that means their women won't be very hot.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
28-04-2005, 15:15:29
Is there life on mars ?


If you gave your ganymede would she drink it ?

Funko
28-04-2005, 15:18:10
Jupiter bad day to start with planet puns.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
28-04-2005, 15:20:09
Yeah, shot off my rocket and it Saturn your lap, mooning at the rest of the room, listening to 'Venus In Blue Jeans' and 'Kometenmelodie'.


Oh, I'm feeling sick, must be mercury poisoniong. Better get some Fuller's Earth and neutralize it.

Greg W
28-04-2005, 15:20:20
Your sense of humour is too close to Uranus! :gasmaske:

Funko
28-04-2005, 15:22:07
Oh god, I'm punning in Dutch pronunciation. Please help.

MDA
28-04-2005, 15:22:28
:confused:

Greg W
28-04-2005, 15:24:48
Originally posted by Funko
Oh god, I'm punning in Dutch pronunciation. Please help. You need far more help than we can provide. Seek professional help.

Funko
28-04-2005, 15:25:53
That jupiter one is still making me chuckle.

Fergus & The Brazen Car
28-04-2005, 15:26:53
Originally posted by Funko
Oh god, I'm punning in Dutch pronunciation. Please help.


Vla! Seek succour elsewhere, or the sea Haags will eat you, and you will be Dam'ed. You'll never Leyden still again.