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Cruddy
28-04-2005, 12:24:52
Well, just officially got my tax data back. And it's screwed.

So screwed, in fact, it appears to have been processed by a monkey.

No idea where it's been screwed - I submitted last November, now I found out (officially) it's been completely fucked up.

Apparently it's normal for people to earn 10,000 pounds in 6 weeks. And pay no tax on it.

I know what's happening and it's nothing personal. The entire civil service is fucking up as much as they can in the hope of getting a government that doesn't axe their sorry arses.

Well, it's just going to encourage people to vote with the axe wielders as far as I can tell.

This is why I can't get a job in the public sector - I'm not incompetent, lazy, or stupid enough to fit the bill.

If you work public sector outside the UK - I apologise, I wasn't including you in that.

BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS BASTARDS.

MOBIUS
28-04-2005, 12:41:17
You could have fitted in another 5 BASTARDS on the second line to make it more symmetrical!

Some people!:rolleyes:

Funko
28-04-2005, 12:41:51
Maybe it was on his screen size.

MoSe
28-04-2005, 12:42:57
an uneven number of BASTARDS would not split evenly, under any circumstance

ozscott75
28-04-2005, 12:43:42
Axe?

MoSe
28-04-2005, 12:45:19
it's a male fragrance
http://www.bangalorewithlove.com/images/ddd095_from_axe_100.jpg

mr.G
28-04-2005, 12:45:41
ow the axe-effect

mr.G
28-04-2005, 12:54:43
theaxeeffect (http://www.theaxeeffect.com/axeshowergeltv.html)

Dyl Ulenspiegel
28-04-2005, 12:57:40
Originally posted by Cruddy


So screwed, in fact, it appears to have been processed by a monkey.



Sounds like SAP.

Funko
28-04-2005, 13:55:56
Ah, you crazy europeans call Lynx deoderant Axe.

MoSe
28-04-2005, 13:57:37
we're manly in a more direct way

Greg W
28-04-2005, 14:02:48
Called Lynx here too. :shrug:

mr.G
28-04-2005, 14:06:58
Originally posted by MoSe
we're manly in a more direct way first time i agree with that smelly frenchy. prego pronto basta

King_Ghidra
28-04-2005, 14:39:29
Originally posted by Funko
Ah, you crazy europeans call Lynx deoderant Axe.

as in 'smells like an axe-wound'

Greg W
28-04-2005, 14:42:24
As one of my mates used to say:
Show us your vertical axe wound!

MoSe
28-04-2005, 14:45:52
:visual imagination: ...
an axe uppercut!!!

King_Ghidra
28-04-2005, 14:48:00
Originally posted by Greg W
As one of my mates used to say:
Show us your vertical axe wound!

and did you?

Greg W
28-04-2005, 14:52:12
Well, I'd brown-eye him occasionally, but that's not what he meant.

King_Ghidra
28-04-2005, 14:52:48
a nod's as good as a wink to a blind horse, as they say

Greg W
28-04-2005, 14:54:07
Nay.

Lurker
28-04-2005, 15:08:02
Originally posted by Cruddy




This is why I can't get a job in the public sector - I'm not incompetent, lazy, or stupid enough to fit the bill.


I'm not sure whether the proper response to that is "don't kid yourself" or "I'm afraid we're going to have to ask you to leave, then."

Cruddy
28-04-2005, 18:22:58
:)

Thanks Lurker, that's brought me down to earth a bit.