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Funko
27-04-2005, 15:29:11
Confirmation!

http://football.guardian.co.uk/comment/story/0,9753,1470606,00.html


Stuart Drummond stood for election 'for a laugh' and, as H'Angus the Monkey, was duly voted mayor of Hartlepool on 50,000 a year. Three years on, he still claims no interest in politics, but is desperately keen to be re-elected. Just don't mention the bananas. Peter Hetherington reports

Sounds like he's doing a good job, hope he wins again. :beer:

MOBIUS
27-04-2005, 15:47:49
He's got my vote!:beer:

Funko
27-04-2005, 15:48:48
He would if I lived in Hartlepool.

MOBIUS
27-04-2005, 15:50:14
Yeah, me too...:p

Kitsuki
27-04-2005, 16:15:23
He followed Mandelson in the long tradition of people in Hartlepool electing Monkeys...

MOBIUS
27-04-2005, 16:27:45
What a fucking smug git he is - that face just asks to be smacked in the mouth!:D

The fact that he keeps bobbing up to the surface time after time like a piece of shit floating in the North Sea, is yet another reason why Blair and New Labour are a bunch of cunts...

Chris
27-04-2005, 16:30:44
They should get that smoking monkey to run for office.

MOBIUS
27-04-2005, 16:32:38
Tell you what, after reading the article, he's done better with no experience than most of these twats...

Funko
27-04-2005, 16:34:32
Exactly that's why I posted it.

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
27-04-2005, 22:13:13
I dispute the premise of this entire thread. The US has a chimp in charge of the country, and look how well that's turned out.

Funko
28-04-2005, 09:14:39
A chimp isn't a monkey. You deserve the ultimate punishment: :rolleyes:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
28-04-2005, 15:03:20
AARGH!

I believe that all non-human primates would have a similar governing style, so the comparison holds!

King_Ghidra
28-04-2005, 15:04:58
Originally posted by Funko
A chimp isn't a monkey. You deserve the ultimate punishment: :rolleyes:

:lol: got him!

Funko
28-04-2005, 15:06:12
Originally posted by Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
AARGH!

I believe that all non-human primates would have a similar governing style, so the comparison holds!

You are being anti-scientific! :bash:

Qaj the Fuzzy Love Worm
28-04-2005, 19:01:30
The ultimate insult :(

The Bursar
28-04-2005, 19:17:59
I learnt today that though all primates are highly social animals, their social structures vary considerably. For instance, baboons (monkey) can have up to 200 individuals in their tribes, which are arranged in patriarchal oligarchies, not dissimilar to the traditional Muslim polyandrous sultanate; whereas Orang Utans (ape) are more in favour of a distributed libertarian-style system of society, where individuals meet only once every few months to exchange bodily fluids and thoughts on the objectivity of liberty.

Japher
28-04-2005, 20:31:44
Monkey!!!

MOBIUS
28-04-2005, 20:36:35
:cute:

Japher
28-04-2005, 20:38:23
sock monkeys scare me... my wife has 2, I put them in the back of the closet.

MOBIUS
28-04-2005, 20:41:04
Better than this...:gasmaske:

Japher
28-04-2005, 20:41:25
Is that PH?

Funko
29-04-2005, 09:25:11
If only PH was that funny...

Chris
29-04-2005, 20:46:06
Or bathed..